Hey all. How's it goin? It's me. El Cigaro Cubano.
Why I'm So Awesome
I don't read James Joyce.
I don't take anyonethe environmentbabiesthe threat of the death penalty for my grievous crimes to humanity myself seriously
I can write but I don't go to some fancy-shmancy homo-gromo Ivy-League school
Your mom is as hot as Sophia
I HEART EATING CHILDRENCIGARS!!!