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| Member of the Order of Uncyclopedia This person has successfully registered on Uncyclopedia. They should be proud of themselves for making such a smart move. |
| This user joined the Folding@home Team, because he/she gives a damn & so should you. |
| 0 | This user has contributed 0 |
| This user's IQ is 100000. |
| This user is right-handed.
In Latin they would be Dexter. | 
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| This user is a mutant. |
| This user is an angel. |
| ♂ | This user is a boy and is made of slugs, snails and puppy dog tails. |
| This user is a grue and while you were reading this, has eaten you. Start over? |
| This user is from Camelot, and eats ham and jam and spamalot! |
| Ubx- Crapload | This user has a crapload of userboxes. To see more of them, go to [[1]]. |
| This user is easily distracted by anything shiny. |
| Eeek! | This user steals userboxes from random people's user pages. |
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| RENT | This space for rent.
Call 1-800-666-6666. |
| This user is secretly training to be a Leprechaun, and believes themselves to be Irish. |
| This user believes the Mozilla Firefox could easily defeat Godzilla. |
| This user is apart of the offical Uncyclopedia Alliance for Cyber Nations. God help us. |
| This user uses Windows because he or she can't get enough of your lover. |
| This User has never been punished on Un-Bestiary. Learn from their actions and act like them. |
| This user loves pi |
| usb | This user likes to use userboxes. |
| .sdrawkcab si resu sihT !degnellahc-yllatnoziroh TON si resu sihT :etoN | 
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| This user uses Uncyclopedia as his or her primary point of reference. |
| BS | This userpage is bullshit. |
| IP | This user's IP is 127.0.0.1. |
| sub | subliminal! |
| This user is invisible, <insert name here> sees You but you don't see him/her. Tee hee!! |
| This user is searching for the Cabal. If they go missing, please inform their family. |
| 中共 | This user supports the Communist Party of China, but only because because it's our last chance for global communist domination. |
| This user is a conspirator in the Grand Conspiracy. |
| Jesus loves this user, and has blessed this page. |
| This user fears the clowns. |
| This user is not and has never been Napoleon. |
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Just because I think everyone is trying to kill me doesn't mean they aren't. You know what I mean? |
| This user is a pyromaniac. |
| ? | This user is anonymous. That is, numbskull, he or she doesn't want you to know who he or she is. |
| This user is cooler than you. |
| ego | This user is a deluded egomaniac. |
| This *bleep* user likes to *bleep* the use of *bleep* *bleep* profanity *bleep* |
| This user hates you and everyone you care about. |
| n00b | This user is a n00b. |
| MEH | This user redefines lazy. |
| UBX | This user opposes other users screwing with his/her userboxes. |
This user does not have a user page at Wikipedia because he or she thinks that they take things way too seriously over there.
| NO | This user doesn't care. |
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This user's sex appeal is such that people around the world compulsively shout his/her name during intercourse. |
| This user is a Ninja, with dominion over everything totally sweet. |
| THIS USER'S HEAD A SPLODE. |
| ETP | Help end hunger! Eat the poor! |
| This person helps reduce overpopulation by killing people, helping the environment. |
| This user reserves the right to hunt down and destroy Essex girls. |
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| This user enjoys indiscriminate pillaging. |
| bu-X | This user only speaks Bullet enough to seduce NRA members. |
| typo-X | This uesr only spakes Tyop enouugh to seduec naitve Tyop spaekers. |
| Eeek ahk sque'ek uhk kkkk'k squeek!. |
