User:Chrico

Chrico (n.) KREE-ko

1. The 99th planet in the solar system. Approximately 25nm in diameter, it was accidentally swallowed by Neil Armstrong during the Apollo 11 mission.
2. An island in the Caribbean. Home to the world's only Lesser-Spotted Rubber Gherkin Tree (a bit of a misnomer, as the gherkins are actually plastic).
3. An American company, creator of the Chrico Obertronic-Hypertron, the only machine capable of turning people into glass from 100 paces. Used by incredibly sadistic double glazing salesmen.
4. A user of Uncyclopedia, notable only for being an arse.

en-N	This user is a native speaker of English.

17-G	This user does not speak 1337 and furthermore believes 1337 to be an embarrassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of 1337.

sc-L	Thith uther thpeakth Scrabble with a really thexy lithp.