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edit Chiyonosake, wolf of the rice wine

“i am such a cock sucker, i hate that i was molested”
~ Chiyonosake on himself

edit Biography

L.I.P. (life in progress)

this user is capable of sucking a millions cocks a minute, resulting in his seman clad armour which eh wears to formal events and cooking classes. once when he was 11 he got grounded for touching the neigjbor kids pp. at 12 hert got gtrounded for having a mouth full of dicks. after being raped at the tender age pf 5 he has been frantically molesting anything on legs. what...the.... hell?

edit Facts

  • white and into chocolate swirl
  • fan of "Weird Al" Yankovic and other terrible music
  • is willing to be shot, stabbed, clubbed, drowned and castrated, for a small fee, an additional 30 centimeters and the right to be called master cockbreath.
  • is not good at making his own pages or anythign else for that atter.
  • likes making doods jizz
  • is a near-religious fap user
  • macs fun of whoppers
  • memorized Holy Grail really well which adds to his gay scale
  • can recite it right now and have you get bored of the terrible movie refrence

edit False rumours

  • likes woman
  • not them either
  • not a gaylord mastermind.
nl-N This user is a native speaker of Dutch.
Jsbach-bass This user plays bass, because it attracts groupies without the need for excessive rehearsal time.
Finder This user is a Mac User.
Eat up.
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Belgian Ceci n'est pas un Belge
...because Uncyclopedia
frowns upon cursing.
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wr-X This user only speaks Write-only enough to seduce native Write-only speakers.
wr-G This user does not speak Write-only and furthermore believes Write-only to be an embarrassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of Write-only.
sa-2 This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of Sarcasm.
pika-F This user got an F in Pikachu and likes their native language better (if they have one).
This user is right-handed.

In Latin they would be Dexter.

This user is a boy and is made of slugs, snails and puppy dog tails.

... This user would be a professional procrastinator, but he or she can't be bothered.
\m/ This user is a metalhead, prone to wearing offensive shirts and headbanging to really loud music. Metalheads also have long hair, but are not to be confused with hippies.

Just because I think everyone is trying to kill me doesn't mean they aren't. You know what I mean?

Geek This user is a geek.
ego This user is a deluded egomaniac.
Nuvola apps important orange This user should not be trusted.

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