MAINTENANCE
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See Also
- Other minor timestamped categories
- Don't forget QVFD and the broken and double redirects reports.
BAN
“Vandal: a. Someone who willfully destroys or defaces property or b.A member of the Germanic people who overran Gaul and Spain and North Africa and sacked Rome in 455. So ask yourself, when you write someone down as a "vandal" in BP, do you blame him for sacking Rome back in 455 as well as blanking Tits?”
This page is for reporting someone for blanking, vandalizing, improperly reverting, or otherwise disrupting Uncyclopedia. If a major spam/blanking/vandal attack is in progress, please try to raise an Admin on our IRC Channel.
- Before reporting
- Ensure that there is more than one offense. Don't report IPs that make a single edit; it is pointless. With established users, discuss disagreements before escalating them to this page.
- Read this page to make sure the user hasn't already been reported. Admins do not always see fit to respond to a report with a ban.
- If the vandalism happened well in the past, check Blocked IPs, Block log, and the archive of this page to see if the user was already banned.
- To report someone
- Create a new entry just below the section heading. Newest entries on top, please!
- Start the entry with * (for a bulleted list item).
- Identify the user in question. For anonymous users (IPs), use the {{IP}} template. For registered users, use the {{User}} (not {{U}}) template. (Advanced users can use the {{Range}} template.)
- Example 1:
*{{IP|127.0.0.1}} Keeps blanking [[World of Warcraft]]. ~~~~ - Example 2:
*{{User|Fred}} Revert war at [[Sheep]]. ~~~~
- Example 1:
- You should briefly explain why you have added this person to Ban Patrol and sign with 4 tildes ~~~~.
NEW STUFF ON TOP PLEASE!
THIS IS NOT A DISCUSSION PAGE. Please keep the chatter to the possible minimum. If you feel the need to ramble, use the talk page.
Ban requests
- 39.215.160.10 (Talk • Contribs (del) • Block (rem-lst-all) • Whois • City • Proxy? • WP Edits) Vandal, spammer Sir ScottPat
CUN VFH UnS (talk) 07:47, May 16, 2013 (UTC)
- 83.169.40.140 (Talk • Contribs (del) • Block (rem-lst-all) • Whois • City • Proxy? • WP Edits) - Vandal Sir CPT Dr GUN UmP WotM NotM FP VFP VFH CM POTM UGM 11:52 15 May 2013
- 46.166.163.150 (Talk • Contribs (del) • Block (rem-lst-all) • Whois • City • Proxy? • WP Edits) - Vandal Sir CPT Dr GUN UmP WotM NotM FP VFP VFH CM POTM UGM 11:52 15 May 2013
- BobbyBobBob (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups) - Blanker, VOA Graphium (✉ • ✎) 16:13, 12 May 2013
- 218.186.15.231 (Talk • Contribs (del) • Block (rem-lst-all) • Whois • City • Proxy? • WP Edits) - Blanker. Graphium (✉ • ✎)
- 171.207.150.222 (Talk • Contribs (del) • Block (rem-lst-all) • Whois • City • Proxy? • WP Edits) - Vandal, trying to spread hate messgaes. Sir ScottPat CUN VFH UnS (talk) 09:46, May 8, 2013 (UTC)
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QVFD
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| Deletion Policy |
| QuickVFD Votes for deletion |
| del log |
This is where you can put pages that are so blatantly crappy that they don't need to go through a long voting process to be deleted. This includes pages that are just one unfunny sentence, and pages that are plagiarized (include a link to the original source). The goal of QuickVFD is that pages here will be deleted on the same day that they are posted.
- If the article is not quite delete-on-sight (and less than a week old) use the {{ICU}} template, but make sure that you know how to use ICU correctly by fully reading the instructions.
- In some cases, a collection of short stubs (such as a large group of short, individual city or regional descriptions for one country) can be combined to create one new article.
- It may also be possible to add the content from a very short article to another article on a similar subject.
Notes for posting:
- VFD rules still apply: Uncyclopedia:Deletion Policy
- Because of the nature of QuickVFD, you should not add any type of template or notice to the page.
- Put the newest pages at the top of the section for the day that you post, with a space at the beginning of each line to make a box around them.
- Try to keep discussion out of the box, by not putting a space at the beginning of the line.
- Do not sign QVFD nominations. It just takes up space and annoys people.
- List redirects using {{redirect}}, e.g. {{redirect|Stupid page}}.
- If requesting old versions of images be deleted, make it clear you do not want all revisions deleted. Prefix with
'''Old version(s) of this image:'''for example (or at least do not have the image link as the first part of the line). - Please don't add articles with expired NRV/ICU tags to this page; it has a separate process and putting it here is just clutter. Instead, bother some admin to do some maintenance.
- To add any entry, add a : to the start of the link; this way, this page won't be infected.
- e.g. [[:Category:Namehere]] or [[:Image:p0rn.png]]
- If you are neither an administrator nor a designated poopsmith, do not remove anything from QVFD; doing so will get you banned for a very long time.
Notes for Administrators:
The QVFD process
- Remember to check the page's history before deleting.
- Because the goal is to keep things quick, signing after deletion is not necessary.
- If you keep a page, please note why it was kept - (stubbed), (ICU), (Expand), etc.
- When you are done, place {{QVFD checked}} at the top of the box.
How to quickly find QVFDable articles (using special pages):
- Check all the new pages by anonymous users. They
can't write worth crapwrite a lot of crap but it's usually not funny. - Check Special:NewPages. A lot of the most recent stuff will be crap.
Today's date is May 21. If a header does not already exist for this day, please create one. If this day does not exist, don't bother.
21st May
HowTo:Cheat on Test (redirect) (delete) -- article renamed by author Khaon External links, only a few lines, zero funny. --Not yet; to my welcome of author, I appended a request for explanation. Give it 24 hours then userspace. --Spike
Archived QuickVFD Discussions
