User:ChiefjusticeDS

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Uncyclopedian of the Month October 2009

Reviewer of the Month July 2009

Knight Commander of the Order

ChiefjusticeDS. It will suck ur brians and eat it and force u to play its suck ass video games.

Welcome to Chief's user-page, if you don't want to read it run, run, run far away and I promise I won't log your IP/Username and cry over you leaving my user-page on your talk page.

Also, if you are here to vandalise (and you aren't "A damn talented homo"), congratulations on coming up with such an original idea! Vandalise below!

[edit] Chief's Current Activities

He is going to review your face next.

Reviewing articles.
~~Valiantly reverting the Leeds article over and over again~~ Happily UU has now closed off that particular avenue of pleasure.
Reviewing more articles
Working on HowTo:Use medicine safely.
Sleeping
Patrolling the mean streets of a city in the south of England.
Reverting article vandalism and prowling around on recent pages waiting to revert article vandalism.

Chief's early PEE reviews can be found here.

[edit] What Chief is doing right now

Watching <insert name here>'s house. If you see Chief once, you shan't see him again.

Chief is also polishing his brand new Vanity Cabinet feel free to take a look.

[edit] Chief's User boxes

This user is constantly PEEING. S/He apologizes for the mess.

UN:LEGAL Legal Department

Expert in Criminal Law

"Crede Quia Absurdum Est "

This user is proud to have been the Adopter of BlueSpiritGuy.

This user can also be found elsewhere on the internet.

This user doesn't trust Wikipedia as far as he can throw it... but nonetheless uses it on a daily basis.

This user rejects the theory of global warming or at least thinks it's someone else's problem.

This user uses public transport and so has most likely been mugged, raped or murdered.

This user requires a steady supply of Caffeine.
So hand it over. NOW.
(List of users who NEED caffeine)

This user kicks butt at Tetris: not that that's anything to be proud of.

This user is part of The Proofreading Service.

This user is a total UKer
and is terribly polite
(British Uncyclopedians)

teen

This user is a teenager and so hangs around bus stops in large intimidating groups and beats up old ladies for drug money. Probably.

This user is a reporter for UnNews because they couldn't get a job at a real newspaper.

This user is a member of the Welcoming Committee, because no other Committee would take them.

This user bought a PS3 and now regrets it. Probably.

LV-2

This user considers him/herself an intermediate gamer and so probably has some sort of social life.

19	This user has written 19 articles because they like to keep busy while shirking real life responsibilities.

This user is happy to help n00bs. Leave a message here.

This user is a member of the Evil Atheist Conspiracy.

"We're after your children and pets."

∞	This user is an ageless Immortal or so they like to think.

This user is a Transformer and has the powers to obliterate you!

Be aware of this user's laser cannon.

[edit] The the impotance of poofreading

Has this ever hapenned to you? You work very very hoard, on an article for encyclopedia, and still get a very glow score for it like a for or even a three, and all because you are the wurst spoiler in the whale wide word. Yes, poofreading your peppers is a matter of the utmosht impotence. Now this is a problem that effects manly manly editors all over the word. I, Personally, was such a bad spiller once upon a term, that my English reacher, in my rinal year, she said I would never get into a good colleague. Which was all I ever really wanted out of life at that point, just to get into a good colleague. I slaid that I wouldn't settle for just anal community colleague either, because I just wouldn't be satisfied with just anal colleague. I needed to be challenged, challenged menstrually. I needed a place that could offer me intellectual simulation.

So I got myself a spell checker and I figured I was on sleazy street, but there are several problems that a spell checker can't can't catch catch. For instant: If you accidentally leave out word, your spell checker won't put it in you. Oh, and God for billing purposes only that you should have serial problems with spilling, your spell Chekhov may end up using a word that you had no detention of using. But then what do you want it to douche? Spill the words for you on the wage? No because it is you dear leader, who is sitting at the keyboard with your hand on the mouth flicking on everything.

So do yourself. A flavour: and follow these two Pisces of advice.

Number one: There is no prostitute for careful reading of your own work, no prostitute whatsoever.
Number two: While it is no bun to carefully check your work, it stoops it, and you, looting cupid.
Number two: When it comes to spell checking the red penis your friend.

Spank you.

Original idea credit and credit for many of the jokes go to Taylor Mali, this is just for the lulz.