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The Festive Mince Pie Thing!
For those who don't know, it is traditional at this time of year, in enlightened countries, to eat mince pies. These are not the kind that contain minced meat, they contain mincemeat, which is completely different. It contains raisins, for starters. And no meat. And I really, really like them. In fact, they are easily the best thing about Christmas, in my opinion. Therefore, I am going to keep a log of how many I manage to scoff this Christmas in this section of my userpage, and I heartily recommend other users do the same, so we can see how fat we all end up by the end of the year.
Be honest: I am an admin, and therefore have
strange mystical powers access to Mordillo's omnipresent network of spies, and can tell when you're lying to me. Oh, and those mini-mince pies some retailers are now producing count as a half.
The above has been shamelessly thieved from Under user who wishes to besmirch and befoul my userpage instead of his this year, because he's busy I guess. As it says above anyone can join in, and if none of you join in it means I win! Official scoffage commences NOW. I've been training religiously for the last 3 weeks.