User:Cheftw/TheDuelOfTompkins

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edit Account of the duel between cheftw and tompkins

  • cheftw: waits for tompkins to even show up.
  • Tompkins shows up, bologna sausage in one hand, super ultimate mega deathray in the other.
Hinoa: "I'm going to watch this. I love to watch n00b pwnzoring in the evenings..."
  • Tompkins grows bored an slices off hinoa's head (sorry)
  • cheftw pulls anti-super ultimate mega deathray spray can from behind back and grins, suddenly notices Italian pork product and fliches
Hinoa puts his head back on and pulls out a lawnchair, which he promptly sits in and starts drinking peach pop
  • Tompkins realizes that cheftw is either a jew or a pork-nazi, and quickly seizes the opportunity to shove the bologna sausage down cheftsw's throat.
  • Cheftw swallows (it's true) and summons the SuSE lizard to battle
  • Tompkins is confused and begins to instinctively suck on his thumb.
Hinoa sticks a tiny paper umbrella in his glass of pop
  • Cheftw use amazing power of cunjory to replace Tompkins' thumb with a fox, sets up chair next to Hinoa (but not too close)
  • Tompkins uses the force (you lose.)
Hinoa: "Get back up, coward. And I'm not letting you have any of my pop." Hinoa gets up and throws cheftw's chair into a nearby ravine
  • Tompkins waits for the iminent edit conflict.
  • Cheftw loses THE GAME, but counter the force with the napkin, also cries at loss of beloved chair and appearance of unexpected ravine
  • The edit conflict causes Tompkins' brain to hemorrage, yet he is pleased with the duel's outcome.
  • Cheftw realises that Tompkins is implying that the duel is over, siezes chance, throw duelling glove into Tompkins' eye
  • Tompkins is instantly blinded, although I guess that was probably the whole brain hemmorage thing, and not so much the gloves...
  • Tompkins sneaks in the part where he won, hoping that Cheftw won't notice.

*Cheftw notices and scolds severly.

  • Tompkins does that ^
  • That there is foul play guv' ^


edit After thoughts (Not Really)

I thought it went pretty well, you know, he did pretty well for a n00b. The mosquito's were getting a tad bit annoying though, should probably do something about that next time. Yeah... overall though, great duel, just great. Tompkinssig Smallturtle t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 02:33, 15 February 2006 (UTC)

edit After thoughts (Really)

Fucking Noob. Tompkinssig Smallturtle t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 02:36, 15 February 2006 (UTC)

Change it again and I'll have the whole damn page deleted!!!!
O NOES!
I don't believe you would deprive the world of such an invaluable intellectual resource
(Fuckidy fuck fucking nooooooooooooooooooooob yourself!)

edit The Actual After Thoughts (when Cheftw won)

He looked tough on the outside, like mutton, and turned out to be more smelly than tasy, like mutton, but I won in the end because I was fighting for what I believed in, like love, and honour, and justice, and how to use apostrophes properly but most of all the right to abuse online encyclopedias.

edit The Other Assorted Shite

Use ~~~~ noob. Tompkinssig Smallturtle t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 02:40, 15 February 2006 (UTC)

  • tilda tilda tilda tilda?

 Y? Cheftw 02:42, 15 February 2006 (UTC)

So that happens. And don't put a space in front of things use & n b s p ;

except without the spaces. Tompkinssig Smallturtle t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites

Haha! your code didn't work! and who are you tell me how to wiki? I've edited more wikis than youve had hot meals! And stop putting that annoying sig!


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HAHAHAHA! Tompkinssig Smallturtle t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 02:50, 15 February 2006 (UTC)

That's some tasty spam you got there. I'm glad you didn't do somnething lame/childish/noobish

You mean like this: (Fuckidy fuck fucking nooooooooooooooooooooob yourself!)? Tompkinssig Smallturtle t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 02:56, 15 February 2006 (UTC)
No! I mean like edit your user page or spam with templates like:
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Unix
Debian | Fedora | Gentoo | Lindows | Red Hat | Rinux | Segfault | Slackware | SteamOS | Ubuntu | Uncyclux | Xandros | Xubuntu
BSD - FreeBSD | NetBSD | NetBDSM | OpenBSD
Darwin - OSX | Tiger Linux - Arch | Only For MacSolaris
Applications and Documentation
Vi | Emacs | Firefox | GIMP | GNOME | GFDL | GPL | I18n | KDE | ls | man | man uncyclopedia | rm | FVWM | X Window System
People and Organizations
Free Sockpuppet Foundation | GNU | St. Ignucius | SCO | Richard M. Stalin | Linus Torvalds | Tux



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Well now you're just using up valuable server space. Tompkinssig Smallturtle t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 03:00, 15 February 2006 (UTC)
Not like you... and since when do you care about the server space and how much did that take up? couple of hundred bytes?

This is sad. Just sad. It started out fine, but now it's all gone downhill. Which reminds me... where's that template... ah.—Hinoa KUN (talk)

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