User:CheddarBBQ/ftw

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Happy Halloween Thanksgiving.
Saw3
ATTENTION ALL:

The newest upcoming work by Ched B.B.Q. has just been announced. Look forward to seeing Snitches Get Stitches some time in the next few months or so possibly.

That is all.

YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL MOTHERFUCKER --92.2.113.25


SBQ2 SBQ2


JENNY IS #1!

IN 3 LANGUAGES!

AND ALSO
#6 AS
WELL!
Italy-flag This user is Italian and
is more attractive than you.

(gli italiani)

Clock This user has been on Uncyclopedia for
5 years, 6 months and 13 days.

Unskypelogo This user uses Skype!
Skypename: Cheddar VI
069f11-1 Dieser Benutzer ist ein offizielles Mitglied Der Unwehr. Wir sind hier zu die Schwachen töten und die Starke bauen. Sieg Heil!
Upsilonsigmasigmacrest This user is a Brother of the Upsilon Sigma Sigma Fraternity. Humor, Honor, Hubris. Per Iocus Prudentia!
MafiaSuit This user is part of the Family... You've been warned....
Mahm00 shite This user is a follower of Mahm00schism. Bow before them!
\m/ This user is a metalhead, prone to wearing offensive shirts and headbanging to really loud music. Metalheads also have long hair, but are not to be confused with hippies.


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This user has been blocked
8 times.
Brain This user's IQ is higher than yours.

PEACE This user is a naturalist, so he or she thinks plants and animals should be "treated ethically" too.
Adult neon This user is too damn sexy
DogNewspaper This user subscribes to the UnSignpost: Just like Grandma used to make!
Sup.

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I am Italian and am therefore, by definition, 178% more attractive than you are.

edit Ranks And Honors

AristocratTurkey01 Aristocrat en Regalia
This person is the winner of the Aristocrat's Ball, which they won for their article: Uncle John's Fetus Burgers and Abortion Clinic

Ketchup1 Potatochopper of the Month April 2010

SotM Sockpuppeteer of the Month April 2010






Fries2 Quasi-Featured Article: Leprechaun
This person wrote an article which became one of the quasi-featured articles of Uncyclopedia.

GoldenSandwich Sandwich of the Month December 2010: A sandwich which is certainly not a song

GoldenSandwich Sandwich of the Month November 2010: My penis between two pieces of bread

GoldenSandwich Sandwich of the Month October 2010: Taco

GoldenSandwich Sandwich of the Month July 2010: Sandvich

GoldenSandwich Sandwich of the Month January 2010: THE Grinder

GoldenSandwich Sandwich of the Month November 2009: Chicken Parmesano

ArticleWhisperAwardBronze Article Whisperer Judge
This person was a judge for the 1st The Article Whisperer Competition (2010). The community would like to thank them for their contribution.
(See you at next week's meeting guys!)
KUN
Knight Commander of the Order
BRIGADEGENERAL
Brigadegeneral
of Der Unwehr
BROTHER
BrotherArrow
Upsilon Sigma Sigma
Cursory Mention of the Week

CheddarBBQ wanted to be mentioned in this week's Signpost. So he is.

Biopic of the Week
SBQ2
Hmm, who to bio this week? Well, it's been a while since we covered {{username}}, we could always go back to that old chestnut... Or maybe something esoteric, like profiling the sidebar, that'd fit with Unsignpost tradition. Hmm. Or maybe we could note that Turbo-Whoring machine, one-man Doritos fan club and Torch-Carrier by appointment to someone called "Jenny", CheddarBBQ hasn't actually asked to be profiled this week, and therefore decide this is the perfect opportunity to profile him.

edit Articles I've Written:

edit Alone

AFI (I LIKED IT.)

HowTo:Get Over Jenny (Featured, Bitch!, and #1 ARTICLE OF APRIL '09!!!!!!!!!! BITCH!!)

Leprechaun (Also featured, Bitch!, and Quasi-featured, Bitch!, was for Conservation Week (that's right, I'm green), )

Thin Mints (PLS Honorable Mention, and 3rd featured, bitch!)

HowTo:Make a large letter W using Times New Roman font (Not as liked as I hoped, but it's a kind of iffy concept.)

UnTunes:Entrails Ripped from a Virgin's Cunt (Christian Edition)

Uncle John's Fetus Burgers and Abortion Clinic (Bad Taste Winner + Featured, bitch!)

edit Collab

Tim Burton (Featured, with Upsilon Sigma Sigma)

edit Works In Progress

UnBooks:That time I didn't get anally probed by aliens when I visited the south (my first UnBook, made for the Hourly Writing Contest)

Racism (Re-write for Conservation Week )

Homestar Runner (re-write, been at a standstill for about 5 10 months now)

User:CheddarBBQ/careerbuilder.com

User:CheddarBBQ/unscript

(Just so y'all know, I suck at multi-tasking, so 98.23% of the time, I will only be working on one article, if that. I'm also currently in a bit of a slump, which is why I haven't written much recently. Hoping for a speedy recovery.)

edit Pages I Created That Aren't Actually Articles

Carl: or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love The Aristocrats (2010 Aristocrat's entry)

My 17th Birthday Forum

My short-story about Mahm00shA's death (for his birthday)

subway SARIN (my band's first album, Destruction of Creationism.)

CheddarBBQ's Giant Pile of Shit (not an article, sort of like a sandbox, but everything stays forever. Be a whore. Be a dick. Take a shit.)

User:CheddarBBQ/youtube & User:CheddarBBQ/youtube2 CheddarBBQ's YouTube Pages

Category:Italian Uncyclopedians (A place for the Italian users of Uncyc to be recognized.)

Cheddary Paper (Where I keep my UnSignpost articles.

edit Photos I Have 'Shopped

edit Awards (and Presents) I've Received

HUZZAH!
Rustybucket
CheddarBBQ
For your helpful review, you have been given the
Skinfan13 Rusty Bucket Award
Sock Puppet Star


Kross
Der Unwehr Kross

Glückwünsche!
You have received this illustrious medal for your amazing contributions to Der Unwehr.

Heil!
Newcookie Mahm00shA has awarded you a cookie!
Now go play in traffic.
Beerpint Mahm00shA has bought you a beer!
Remember though, you're getting the next round.


edit Future Plans

  1. Stephen Chow
  2. Snitches Get Stitches
  3. An article about Guildy sucking my large Italian genitals, like UnNews:Guildy Sucks Cheddar's Balls. No lie, Guildy told me to do it.
  4. I might make High School Musical sometime soon, most likely with Tagstit. (no redirect)
  5. UnScripts: Why Mommy Doesn't Have A Wiener

edit Articles I Reviewed

April '10

Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/Cracker Barrel by Skinfan13 (featured)

February '10

Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/UnNews:Irony strikes in ant-related massacre by Readmesoon

June '09

Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/Fruitopia by YouKnowWhatTheMusicMeans

May '09

Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/No Child Left Behind by MaxPayne

April '09

Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/Trogdor the Burninator by Guildy (featured)

Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/Bob the sperm by Mahm00shA (featured)

March '09:

Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/Dwight D. Eisenhower by Cap'n Ben (featured)

Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/User:Knucmo2/Why?:Allow Animal Testing? by Knucmo2

Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/UnBooks:Rorschach's journal by ASHPD

Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/UnNews:Louisiana Governor brazenly taunts volcanoes by Gerrycheevers (featured)

Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/User:Mahm00shA by Mahm00shA

Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/HowTo:Write a Techno Song by Guildensternenstein

Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/Claire Redfield by Iwillkillyou333

Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/I fucked your mother by Projectmayhem666 (most people didn't like this review, and I'll admit it wasn't very good, but it was done with good intentions)

Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/Fruitcake by 76.222.56.44

Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/Wand of Gamelon by Aethix

February '09

Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/Cosmological Argument by Jlsmith

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