User:CheddarBBQ/drama

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In case you are unaware, this was a note left on my talkpage by IronLung and Tagstit that developed into an annoyingly painful dramathon during the first two weeks of April '09. Why I'm keeping it at all, I'm not sure.--15px-SBQ3.JPG 15px-SCBBQGPOS.jpg 15px-Jenny_Spy_Revised_Again.jpgWhore cHeDDaR 20px-Missmurder.jpeg 19px-Leprechaun_army.jpg 15px-TMMAN.jpeg22:18,7May,2009


edit Don't.

Whoring your articles/nominations/whatever to me is a waste of time. IronLung 02:05, 7 May 2009 (UTC)

Ya me too bud. I mean, I am fine with once in a while whoring. For example Orian asks me sometimes too. But it is personal, and only because he knows I like his article and he maybe needs one more vote to secure it. You on the other hand make sweeps across 20 different user pages. It is impersonal and very weak looking. Despite what you think this site won't come to love you for whoring, especially the way you do. Just looking out for ya. ~SirTagstitVFHNotMPEEINGCPTRotMBFF 02:12, 7 May 2009 (UTC)
Some people appreciate my whoring. I get some people get annoyed by it, and I'm keeping track of who not to whore to. I never whore to people like Gerrycheevers or UU, because they are too serious. But I do do it jokingly (YAY WHORING!!!) and am not trying to be some begging douchebag. But, I guess I'll add you 2 to the list of the people who take the parody site seriously.--15px-SBQ3.JPG 15px-SCBBQGPOS.jpg 15px-Jenny_Spy_Revised_Again.jpgWhore cHeDDaR 20px-Missmurder.jpeg 19px-Leprechaun_army.jpg 15px-TMMAN.jpeg02:19,7May,2009
I tried to be nice but heres three things. One, UU and Gerry are most definitely one of my top 5 favorite users and they do not take things too serious at all; please no insults. Two, no one appreciates your whoring (maybe Mahmoosha because you do it for him). Three, you come off as a begging douchebag when you do that. Sorry ~SirTagstitVFHNotMPEEINGCPTRotMBFF 02:29, 7 May 2009 (UTC)
I like whoreing. I whore, is my whoreing annoying? ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 02:42 7 May 2009
No read above I mentioned how your whoring is fine. What Cheddar does is spam the same sentence on a list of people's talk page a bunch of times for different articles. I am just agreeing with IronLung that it makes him look like he is begging and he might annoy people. ~SirTagstitVFHNotMPEEINGCPTRotMBFF 02:56, 7 May 2009 (UTC)
I think the might has gone out the window. You are obviously very annoyed, which leads back to my "too serious" point. Weren't you the one who warned about typing while angry and don't take jokes too seriously? I think most people realize that "YAY WHORING!!!" is a joke. I have nothing against GC and UU, they are fine members, but they like order and formal behavior, which I do not. I started on Uncyclopedia because it looked like fun. And it is most of the time. If you don't like my sense of repetitive humor, so be it, but I know people who do, and I, personally, like it as well. And I don't think I come off as this begging douchebag all of the time. I offered a couple of people my Super-Whoring Services. I think obsessive whoring is fun and funny, and if you look at my userpage, you'll see that I'm quite proud of it. So, basically, have your opinions, I won't whore to you, but I'll continue to make jokes that will most likely involve whoring, and it will annoy you, and I will laugh because of it. And that's what Uncyc is all about, laughing. I made myself laugh, and when I show people I know how I totally owned this argument, they will laugh. So, yeah. PWNED!!! By the way Orian, glad to see you like whores. May I whore my Template for you?--15px-SBQ3.JPG 15px-SCBBQGPOS.jpg 15px-Jenny_Spy_Revised_Again.jpgWhore cHeDDaR 20px-Missmurder.jpeg 19px-Leprechaun_army.jpg 15px-TMMAN.jpeg03:16,7May,2009
I like things a bit more formal too. Keep in mind you were the one who flipped a tit when you were nominated Useless Gobshite of the Month so don't tell me about being too serious. If you notice, there is no one else on this site who whores the way you do. All of the well known people such as Modus, UU, Gerry, SysRq, Orian, Necro, Nachlader, Mordillo, MrN, and Mnbvcxz all do not go around spamming stuff on people's pages. It just isn't what people do here. Maybe Illogiopedia or whatever would suite you better but I don't know too much about that place. I am all for you annoying whoever the hell you want and thinking you pwned them because they got annoyed but it will not go far. I am not saying to stop it at all, I am just saying do not spam on my page anymore or anyone who asks you not too. And also, there are jokes that get old and are generally just not funny. This is one of them. Saying it again and again doesn't help. Do not try to argue with me, it won't work. I have my opinion and saying you pwned me does nothing. This conversation is over. ~SirTagstitVFHNotMPEEINGCPTRotMBFF 03:30, 7 May 2009 (UTC)
[except you EC'd me] Sometimes easing up and not saying things like "and it will annoy you, and I will laugh because of it" is a good idea. I personally don't find the whoreing funny, but I'm not overly fussed either way. Maybe it would be best to just not, and I do agree with tags that making the effort for it to at least look personal is always better. Furthermore, I wouldn't say that UU (or Gerry) are particularly formal. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 03:32 7 May 2009



OK so anyway. Saying that it's a joke doesn't make it not-whoring. But not whoring, on the other hand, is quite not-whoring. Lets go with that. Cos otherwise people won't even bother reading your articles, which have been getting much better. IronLung 08:40, 7 May 2009 (UTC)

Also, don't be a cock or Tagstit will eat all your mana. IronLung 08:42, 7 May 2009 (UTC)
Taggy, the conversation is not over. I believe that I already stated I would refrain from whoring on your page in the future, and anyone else's who I think actually cares if an extra sentence is added to their talk page.Mr. IronLung, I'm not exactly sure which side you're on. I as well have my own opinion, as deadset as yours. Yeah, I get the whole personal thing, which I do occasionally do. Orian, I'm sad to see you against me now, but aw well. Um... what else? ... And IronLung has a point. As bad as you say whoring is, it DID increase the number of people who voted on, whether for/aginst/abstain/keep/delete/facepalm/bless/smite, my articles. So, anyway, I hope you continue to occasionally throw me a vote Sir Taggy, but I will no longer ask for your support. Do know, however, you are now cut off from my Super-Whoring services, so if you wanna boost your article, I'm not your man.--15px-SBQ3.JPG 15px-SCBBQGPOS.jpg 15px-Jenny_Spy_Revised_Again.jpgWhore cHeDDaR 20px-Missmurder.jpeg 19px-Leprechaun_army.jpg 15px-TMMAN.jpeg11:07,7May,2009
Wait, I forgot something. FOR THE LAST MOTHERFUCKING TIME I DIDN'T FUCKING FLIP OUT ON THE GODDAMN USELESS GOBSHIT PAGE!!!!! Remember that discussion with Mr. N. in which I repeatedly stated I wasn't angry and am joking around 99.9% of the time, including through this whole argu
Why so serious? Seriously, me, serious? That's a serious misunderstanding right there. I am wayyyy beyond serious. I make Nazis look like stoners, seriously. Fucking hell. I'm now going to ban all of you just for having this conversation, because it wasn't serious enough. (I don't like being whored to, because it's completely unnecessary, and I don't like excessive drama because it's excessively dramatic; most other stuff is fair game though). Whore to those who like being whored to, and don't to those who don't. Problem solved and the world continues to revolve. Around me, naturally, as I'm so serious. --UU - natter UU Manhole 11:17, May 7
I'm not strictly against you, Ched, all I was saying is you're potentially taking things a bit too far. I did something a bit similar when I was fairly new, if you just ease up and maybe listen to the more established users people will like you a whole lot more in the long run. Ok. That's all I'm gonna say now. Have fun and I hope this all just blows over. ~Orian57~ Icons-flag-gb ~Talk~ Gay sign 13:51 7 May 2009

edit I'm here because my dramasense was tingling

Crawhus

This is my serious face. Rawr!

That whoring thing? Don't. That shit's for kids. We are grown up and we can stay up as long as we want and Mom can't do anything to stop us around here. To be terse; we're mature (pronounced "mah-toor"). Hence the tophats and monocles.
Yes, I realize that you want everyone to read that thing you wrote that one time, but talkpage whoring (on, what, 30+ talkpages?), while not verboten, is considered poor form, made poorer still by the VFH status of said page. /me adjusts monocle Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 13:29, 7 May 2009 (UTC)

Modus, on the other hand, is always serious. Particularly about serious things. --UU - natter UU Manhole 13:42, May 7
Yes, and it is particularly annoying when you see vote reasons like Whored. VFH isn't about running off to get as many people to vote on your article, and if you think it is the joke is very much on you. It's about recognizing the best, most of the best writers have articles that aren't featured for years. /me finds binnacles are better. --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent Icons-flag-au Noobaward Wotm Unbooks mousepad GUN 13:47, 7 May 2009 (UTC)
I have two monocles. Not side-by-side, but one in front of the other. It's a special prescription that I have to wear, on account of me being legally deaf in that eye. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 14:27, 7 May 2009 (UTC)
really, cheddy, dont whore excessively (rite speeling?) or at least make every message unique and personal to the person you are whoreing (hi, orian!). Only whore your *ahem* close friends like yours truly, guildy, sonje, docile hippo and so on. Dont whore those frowny guys, tagstit and whomever. Believe me, spamming YAY WHORING gets irritating after a couple of times. Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool Egypt_orb_spinning.gif 15:16, 7 May '09
I think I've said it already, but for those who still haven't gotten it, the reason I whored to so many people is to figure out who hates whores. So far: Tagstit, UU, GC, Modu...something, all th DJs, CrabPope, Mordillo, etc. If someone asks me not t whore, I don't for them. Done.--15px-SBQ3.JPG 15px-SCBBQGPOS.jpg 15px-Jenny_Spy_Revised_Again.jpgWhore cHeDDaR 20px-Missmurder.jpeg 19px-Leprechaun_army.jpg 15px-TMMAN.jpeg16:44,7May,2009
just saying, make it personal and unique, do not spam the same line. That way, it would be fun Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool Egypt_orb_spinning.gif 16:59, 7 May '09
I know. I did with some people. It was mainly the way it was to figure out who was willing.--15px-SBQ3.JPG 15px-SCBBQGPOS.jpg 15px-Jenny_Spy_Revised_Again.jpgWhore cHeDDaR 20px-Missmurder.jpeg 19px-Leprechaun_army.jpg 15px-TMMAN.jpeg17:53,7May,2009
Oh, and also...

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Have you considered reading what we've written (or, rather, what I've written. I didn't read everybody else's comments. I never learned to read, you see), or do you want me to summon the ghost of Famine? The problem is not whoring to the wrong people, it's whoring in general. Tagging a couple of friends, okay. Making a list of people who don't get annoyed when you tell them to vote for that thing you wrote that one time, not so much. The Jehovah's Witnesses do that. Do you want to be a JW? Do you? Well, do you?! If you do, once you get in can you pick me up a pair of sensible shoes and a black tie from them? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 20:19, 7 May 2009 (UTC)
Oh, and can you get me a copy of the Watchtower? Their annual swimsuit issue is the best. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 21:26, 7 May 2009 (UTC)
Just so you know, I read your comments. Don't pretend you're psychic.--15px-SBQ3.JPG 15px-SCBBQGPOS.jpg 15px-Jenny_Spy_Revised_Again.jpgWhore cHeDDaR 20px-Missmurder.jpeg 19px-Leprechaun_army.jpg 15px-TMMAN.jpeg21:28,7May,2009
But I already bought a crystal ball! *pout* Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 21:33, 7 May 2009 (UTC)



You know, CheddarBBQ, this whole ignore everyone's advice thing just has to stop.
Don't.
Whore.
IronLung 20:46, 7 May 2009 (UTC)

Dude, I think you may want to rethink your whoring strategy. It is causing more harm than good. It hasn't really bothered me so far but I think it would eventually become annoying. Listen to Modus' words of wisdom. --Dame Sonjesig.pngCherry-blossom.gif 20:56, 7 May 2009 (UTC)
I'm not adding anything to this discussion. I just needed to be in the middle of the spectacle.--DRStrangesig5 Sherman Fingertalk  21:00, 7 May 2009 (UTC)
nobody does, actually Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool Egypt_orb_spinning.gif 21:16, 7 May '09

edit Can I Request a Spot on the "Users not whored-to" list?

I like your work, but I look at VFH often enough that it's not needed for me and honestly a tad bit annoying. Thanks!--You know what the music means... Our time is up. 21:10, 7 May 2009 (UTC)

edit Ditto

I abstained on the latest article you whored at me. Any further whoring will result in an automatic against. Thanks. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us CUN21:12, 7 May

you are one evil, mean, heartless, cute-animals-torturer, <insert insult here> bastard of a metalhead. :þ Go read the article and vote accordingly. Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool Egypt_orb_spinning.gif 21:20, 7 May '09

edit Just So You Know

I did already give a formal apology on the VFH page for the thousands of you that are deciding to be dicks all of a sudden and think that the exact same statement needs to be repeated half of a million time on my page. Do you realizing that by obsessively complaining over and over again, you're spamming more than I ever have. Think about it. Just think. Don't talk. The discussion is over.--15px-SBQ3.JPG 15px-SCBBQGPOS.jpg 15px-Jenny_Spy_Revised_Again.jpgWhore cHeDDaR 20px-Missmurder.jpeg 19px-Leprechaun_army.jpg 15px-TMMAN.jpeg21:30,7May,2009

And as for you IronLung, I didn't think I'd have to call you out, but shut up. "The whole ignoring everyone's advice" thing? Bullshit. I barely have time to read the advice seeing as it's constantly thrown at me by everyone who passes by here.--15px-SBQ3.JPG 15px-SCBBQGPOS.jpg 15px-Jenny_Spy_Revised_Again.jpgWhore cHeDDaR 20px-Missmurder.jpeg 19px-Leprechaun_army.jpg 15px-TMMAN.jpeg21:35,7May,2009
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thanks! Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool Egypt_orb_spinning.gif 21:44, 7 May '09

edit Okay. We're done here.

Case closed. Carry on. Nothing to see here. Move along. That includes you, ma'am. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 21:48, 7 May 2009 (UTC)

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Hey there Big-Boy! Wanna read my article on Thin Mints? --CrabPope 21:51, 7 May 2009 (UTC)

Can I still put this here? --SoIwastolazytolearnGermanic.jpg-kun "whisper sweet nothings into thine ear..." 22:05, 7 May 2009 (UTC)
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edit Enough is enough

Nuff said Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool Egypt_orb_spinning.gif 22:02, 7 May '09

Thank fucking God. Oh, but CrabPope, I forgive your contributions to the drama because you added that hilarious picture. Props, man. That's good. Wait this is your only contribution? Wow. Good man.
And on that note, consider this archived.--15px-SBQ3.JPG 15px-SCBBQGPOS.jpg 15px-Jenny_Spy_Revised_Again.jpgWhore cHeDDaR 20px-Missmurder.jpeg 19px-Leprechaun_army.jpg 15px-TMMAN.jpeg22:13,7May,2009

edit And on a final note

UU is way too serious. I think we should all go to his place and hit him. Repeatedly. ~Jewriken.GIF 17:08, 8 May 2009 (UTC)

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