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“ I'z in your talk page, begging for nOOb adoptionz!”
~ Serpwntor on CheddarBBQ's talk page

SBQ2 SBQ2

September 26, 2009 - April 11, 2010

Highlights include:

  • Serpwntor fucks up my page (-1)
  • Guildy is a dick (3)
  • Syndrome catches in to my laziness (8)
  • Guildy is a dick again, and dinosaur raping (11)
  • IWKY wastes a perfectly good rape (20)
  • Zim confuses the shit out of me (39)
  • I get my biopic (46)
  • Finally, some decent discussion not with the fuckin American swill (51)
  • Necropaxx brings back fond memories (70)

edit RAPE!

I got you good. Sir SockySexy girls Mermaid with dolphin Tired Marilyn Monroe (talk) (stalk)Magnemite Icons-flag-be GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 16:45, 26 September 2009

Oh yeah. So good baby. Icons-flag-it.png Don 15px-AAN.jpg20px-Oberst.jpg Puttano cHeDDs 15px-Jenny_Spy_Revised_Again.jpg 19px-Leprechaun_army.jpg 15px-TMMAN.jpeg 20px-Missmurder.jpeg 15px-SCBBQGPOS.jpg SBQ2 16:46,26September,2009

edit Thought I'd give this a try

Hi Chedds, hope you're good. I'm kinda here to see if I can get some involvement in a little idea. See, the pee queue is backed up a little, and I figured that if most of our active reviewers did two reviews each this weekend, it'd pretty much take care of that. I know, I know, this is a busy time of the year 'n' shit, and you've done a bunch of reviews already this year. Cool. Thanks. And if you can't, you cant. But if you can find the time to crank out just 2 decent reviews this weekend, it'd be awesome. Hell, if we do shift the queue, it might even help grease those sticky wheels over at VFH a little. I reckon it's worth a shot, what say you? --UU - natter UU Manhole 18:40, Sep 30

Hmm. Kinda surprised you came to me as an "active reviewer" who has "done a bunch of reviews already this year," even though I haven't reviewed since June (as you can see if you look at my user page). But I guess, if I get the chance to, I'll try to get in a review or two. No promises though. Icons-flag-it.png Don 15px-AAN.jpg20px-Oberst.jpg Puttano cHeDDs 15px-Jenny_Spy_Revised_Again.jpg 19px-Leprechaun_army.jpg 15px-TMMAN.jpeg 20px-Missmurder.jpeg 15px-SCBBQGPOS.jpg SBQ2 19:40,30September,2009
Well, in truth, it was more "you are active, and have shown you are capable of doing good reviews" - there are rarely many people active reviewing at any one time! But it would be much appreciated if you could - as I say, I understand if you can't. --UU - natter UU Manhole 22:04, Sep 30
Yeah, I'll try. It's been a pretty busy time, but I'm sure you know that (since you already said that). Icons-flag-it.png Don 15px-AAN.jpg20px-Oberst.jpg Puttano cHeDDs 15px-Jenny_Spy_Revised_Again.jpg 19px-Leprechaun_army.jpg 15px-TMMAN.jpeg 20px-Missmurder.jpeg 15px-SCBBQGPOS.jpg SBQ2 23:29,30September,2009

edit So...

...my girlfriend and I get to go see Mastodon on October 24th. Yeah, pretty awesome, I know. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 15:14, October 1, 2009 (UTC)

...at the natural history museum? FreddIs Great In Bedd 22px-Flag_of_Egypt.png 18px-Foxicon.png 17:10 October 1 '09
No, at the Hamburg Agri-Center with Dethklok and some shitty other bands I don't care about. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 17:57, October 1, 2009 (UTC)
Mastodon is okay, but I love Dethklok! Just got their new album on Tuesday. And I hate you now Guilds. BITCH. By the way, what are the other bands? I might like them... Icons-flag-it.png Don 15px-AAN.jpg20px-Oberst.jpg Puttano cHeDDs 15px-Jenny_Spy_Revised_Again.jpg 19px-Leprechaun_army.jpg 15px-TMMAN.jpeg 20px-Missmurder.jpeg 15px-SCBBQGPOS.jpg SBQ2 19:30,1October,2009
wtf? Dethklok plays live? i thought they played for that metalocalypse only.. Stupid me FreddIs Great In Bedd 22px-Flag_of_Egypt.png 18px-Foxicon.png 19:36 October 1 '09
Yeah, but it's not exactly the same. For the show, Brendan Small does both guitars, bass, and vocals. Live he only does lead guitar and vocals. Icons-flag-it.png Don 15px-AAN.jpg20px-Oberst.jpg Puttano cHeDDs 15px-Jenny_Spy_Revised_Again.jpg 19px-Leprechaun_army.jpg 15px-TMMAN.jpeg 20px-Missmurder.jpeg 15px-SCBBQGPOS.jpg SBQ2 19:38,1October,2009
The other bands are Converge and High on Fire. And yes, you should hate me. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 17:52, October 3, 2009 (UTC)

edit Sig steal

At the count to a million forum! Yay! [/zh] 11:00 October 4

I noticed... [/zh] 13:30 October 4

edit It's almost time, you sexy judge you

Poo Lit ends on the 18st. After that, from 19-25rd, you have to judge (leave your choices here by the start of the 26st). Before that, keep an eye on your category. I'm not saying all Uncyclopedians will cheat and steal to win the coveted Poo Lit Surprise. What I'm saying is all Uncyclopedians will cheat and steal to win the coveted Poo Lit Surprise. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 00:15, October 5, 2009 (UTC)

edit UnSignpost: October 1st, 2009

Late deliver courtesy of MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 20:30, October 5, 2009 (UTC)

edit UnSignpost Sometime October 2009

9001(bot) Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png MrNCyber.JPG 01:10, Oct 16

edit Dude WTF

I can count the number of good things you've written since your one FA on Yettie's penis. Who are you and what have you done to the person who wrote HowTo:Get Over Jenny? If you have him locked in your basement, please remember to at least feed him occasionally. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 21:25, October 19, 2009 (UTC)

Oh no, he let me out about 3 months ago. But really, I am kinda ashamed of myself. I was so proud of my Jenny article, but after Leprechaun, I began to have less spare time, and since then I haven't had much time to just sit down and just write. I keep trying to, but either something comes up that I gotta do, or I just get stumped trying to come up with and good idea. It's Magically Fucking Delicious!!! Lucky2 22:14,19October,2009
By the way, I am slowly working on rewriting the 2nd half of Leprechaun. It's Magically Fucking Delicious!!! Lucky2 22:16,19October,2009

edit UnSignpost 22nd 23rd October 2009

9001(bot) Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png MrNCyber.JPG 18:07, Oct 23

edit Hey, puttana

How's DC? FreddIs Great In Bedd 22px-Flag_of_Egypt.png 18px-Foxicon.png 17:15, October 25, 2009 (UTC)

Why not ask me about Dexter's Cock? I think I'd know better. MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 17:17, October 25, 2009 (UTC)
Unless you can autofellate, he knows better FreddIs Great In Bedd 22px-Flag_of_Egypt.png 18px-Foxicon.png 17:21, October 25, 2009 (UTC)
D.C. was nice. About 38 people asked me for money. It's Magically Fucking Delicious!!! Lucky2 17:38,25October,2009
Does that have anything to do with the "38 hobos mysteriously murdered in Washington D.C." headlines thing on FOXNEWS? FreddIs Great In Bedd 22px-Flag_of_Egypt.png 18px-Foxicon.png 18:15, October 25, 2009 (UTC)
God, FOX NEWS fucks everything up. There wasn't anything mysterious about it. It's Magically Fucking Delicious!!! Lucky2 18:37,25October,2009
I disagree. Death by "choking on pizza" IS mysterious.. FreddIs Great In Bedd 22px-Flag_of_Egypt.png 18px-Foxicon.png 18:44, October 25, 2009 (UTC)
I guess you got me on that one. At least they left out the guy who "fell" off the cruise ship. It's Magically Fucking Delicious!!! Lucky2 21:09,25October,2009
How do you chock on a pizza? And what is chocking? Pup 03:28, 26/10/2009
What are you talking about? FreddIs Great In Bedd 22px-Flag_of_Egypt.png 18px-Foxicon.png 09:20, October 26, 2009 (UTC)
HAHA YOu KNOW NO GOOD GRAMMERS R0LOFFOL It's Magically Fucking Delicious!!! Lucky2 11:05,26October,2009

edit So, to revive a long-dead conversation from like a month ago...

...I saw Mastodon and Dethklok over the weekend with my girlfriend and it was fuckin' awesome. Just thought I'd let you know. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 04:05, October 27, 2009 (UTC)

at the natural history museum? FreddIs Great In Bedd 22px-Flag_of_Egypt.png 18px-Foxicon.png 07:35, October 27, 2009 (UTC)
Hey, I was at the natural history museum! It was totally not metal. It's Magically Fucking Delicious!!! Lucky2 11:08,27October,2009
I heard that strange things happen there every night. Is it true? FreddIs Great In Bedd 22px-Flag_of_Egypt.png 18px-Foxicon.png 15:12, October 27, 2009 (UTC)
Yeah, if you stay there at night, the dinosaur will come to life, and try to rape you. And by try, I mean he WILL rape you. Kinda hard to defend against an undead dinosaur. It's Magically Fucking Delicious!!! Lucky2 19:29,27October,2009
Point of order. He's not undead, he's an animated model. Animated via demonic possession, or some such shit. So it's actually a demon dinosaur trying to rape you. Of course, as soon as penetration has been achieved, I don't think the semantics will really help. Pup 00:32, 28/10/2009
Agreed. I'm pretty sure that if any time of dinosaur skeleton tries to rape you, you're pretty much screwed. Literally. And painfully. It's Magically Fucking Delicious!!! Lucky2 02:12,28October,2009

edit UnSignpost 29-10-2009

9001(bot) Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png MrNCyber.JPG 01:30, Nov 3

That UFFL report is soooo racist. It's Magically Fucking Delicious!!! Lucky2 02:06,3November,2009

edit Yo, dawg

Go vote necropaxx for UOTM FreddIs Great In Bedd 22px-Flag_of_Egypt.png 18px-Foxicon.png 06:37, November 4, 2009 (UTC)

edit Collab

This. I'm rewriting it, and I need your help.. FreddIs Great In Bedd 22px-Flag_of_Egypt.png 18px-Foxicon.png 06:49, November 5, 2009 (UTC)

Hm... a collab you say? Explain... It's Magically Fucking Delicious!!! Lucky2 20:51,5November,2009
Me, you and necropax write an article together. It turns out to be funny. It gets featured. We get cookies. FreddIs Great In Bedd 22px-Flag_of_Egypt.png 18px-Foxicon.png 21:07, November 5, 2009 (UTC)
I think I can make time for my wittle Mooshikins. It's Magically Fucking Delicious!!! Lucky2 21:26,5November,2009

edit Leprechaun Golden Pee Review

I Pee Reviewed Leprechaun based on version 4204510 of 02:35, November 7, 2009. I hope this helps! WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 04:38, November 7, 2009 (UTC)

edit Not Italian!

I'm not Italian. I'm from canton Ticino. Swuisse. We speak Italian there.--Pizza Spaghetti Mafia! 12:33, November 7, 2009 (UTC)

That's good enough. Add your name to the list. Please? e only have 2 members as of now. My Italian revolution isn't working so well. It's Magically Fucking Delicious!!! Lucky2 14:27,7November,2009
done it.--Pizza Spaghetti Mafia! 14:54, November 7, 2009 (UTC)
That's crazy. How can you not be Italian if you speak Italian? That's like saying there are people who speak English who aren't English! Oh, wait. Ah, forget I was here. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 17:08, November 7, 2009 (UTC)
Ahem. FreddIs Great In Bedd 22px-Flag_of_Egypt.png 18px-Foxicon.png 17:24, November 7, 2009 (UTC)
Exactly. It's Magically Fucking Delicious!!! Lucky2 17:20,7November,2009

Sono svizzero. In svizzera si parlano 4 lingue diverse, fra qui l'italiano (esattamente dove vivo io). Parlo italiano, ma non è quellala mia nazionalità.--Pizza Spaghetti Mafia! 23:03, November 7, 2009 (UTC)

Quindi provare att tolka vad Io sono säger. It's Magically Fucking Delicious!!! Lucky2 23:43,7November,2009
Sono Australiano, ma parlo italiano un po. And my grammar sucks. Pup
Actually that grammar was pretty accurate. It's Magically Fucking Delicious!!! Lucky2 04:05,8November,2009
Only by luck. Pup
Puppy "know" On "it" The "all" Radio, Awesomeness Incarnate™. FreddIs Great In Bedd 22px-Flag_of_Egypt.png 18px-Foxicon.png 13:33, November 8, 2009 (UTC)
Mah "smart" Moosh "ass" A, Egyptian™. It's Magically Fucking Delicious!!! Lucky2 13:45,8November,2009

edit UFFL

good thing you have cutler on your bench, or i'd be taking a bath with a toaster right about now...SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 21:24, November 8, 2009 (UTC)

son of a bitch. It's Magically Fucking Delicious!!! Lucky2 23:15,8November,2009
the eagles better suck testicle tonight! SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 23:56, November 8, 2009 (UTC)
Unless the combined score of the 5 Eagles is less than 20, you're pretty much screwed. Still, I'll only be at 4-5, and you'll have 6-3 It's Magically Fucking Delicious!!! Lucky2 00:10,9November,2009
i don't care, the eagles better get shutout, and also give up dozens of points because you have their defense!! SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 01:07, November 9, 2009 (UTC)

edit Your symbol and my user page

About your little gun in a hand symbol or whatever it is, the one that has a mouse over message about Jenny, it won't stay in one place on my talk page. Every time someone posts something, it's somewhere else, usually covering up a heading or part of a message. Can you fix it, please? Thanks. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 22:25, November 12, 2009 (UTC)

What? That's never happened anywhere. Check the coding. Someone might have accidently changed something on your page, or someone edited wrong or something. That problem has never occurred with the actual sig. It's Magically Fucking Delicious!!! Lucky2 23:14,12November,2009
You have to understand that I'm code cursed here. That's why I became an Uncyclopedia rector, so I can perform bad code exorcisms. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 23:26, November 12, 2009 (UTC)
Wait my sig's not even on your page. It's Magically Fucking Delicious!!! Lucky2 00:04,13November,2009
I archived the troublesome page. It's at User talk:Why do I need to provide this?/archive4 WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 04:18, November 13, 2009 (UTC)

edit Hey, wait a minute...

Something is REALLY wrong with your userpage. REALLY wrong. --Invincibleflamegruemaster 03:12, November 13, 2009 (UTC)

Which is...? It's Magically Fucking Delicious!!! Lucky2 04:03,13November,2009
Part of your page is past the category bar, and some of your text is fused together. --Invincibleflamegruemaster 04:38, November 14, 2009 (UTC)
Well what browser are you using? It looks fine on Safari. It's Magically Fucking Delicious!!! Lucky2 05:59,14November,2009
I'm using Internet Explorer.   Oh, so it's browser specific...   --Invincibleflamegruemaster 03:43, Nov 15 2009

edit Poke Rape

Pikachu, I CHOOSE YOU!

Iwillkillyou333 sent out Pikachu!

Pikachu, use Thunderrape!

Pikachu: Pi, ka, CHU!

Pikachu uses Thunderrape! Critical Hit! Its super Effective! CheddarBBQ fainted

Ha ha, you got owned by a Pokemon!--Iwillkillyou 333 TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 17:43, November 13, 2009 (UTC)

Wow. That would've been awesome if I had just archived my talk page. A pretty original rape. It's Magically Fucking Delicious!!! Lucky2 18:17,13November,2009
Yeah I got tired of waiting for you to archived, so I did it anyways--Eye 4WILLExplode 3YOU 333Talk IF YOU DARE 18:29, November 13, 2009 (UTC)

edit Lookin' for a good time?

Well you'll find it over at Uncyclopedia:VFH/HowTo:Fish, where you still haven't voted. Please read the article first and feel free to vote against if you hate it, but for gosh sakes just VOTE!!! Necropaxx (T) {~} Saturday, 22:35, Nov 14 2009

Whore. ` It's Magically Fucking Delicious!!! Lucky2 22:59,14November,2009
Captain Obvious. Necropaxx (T) {~} Sunday, 00:26, Nov 15 2009

edit Why did you erase my forum post?

I'm assuming good faith and hoping it was an accident. Make sure it doesn't happen again. Necropaxx (T) {~} Monday, 22:07, Nov 23 2009

Forum post? In what forum? If I did it was a complete accident. It's Magically Fucking Delicious!!! Lucky2 23:32,23November,2009
Forum:Count to a million. OK, thanks for the quick response! Necropaxx (T) {~} Monday, 23:50, Nov 23 2009
No problem. It's Magically Fucking Delicious!!! Lucky2 00:57,24November,2009

edit Jamie Lynn Spears Preggers Thank

Zoey101 Miley Spears thanks you for voting For the VFH nominated
Jamie Lynn Spears.
It was selected as the
Feature article
for November 19, 2009!

Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 02:10, November 26, 2009 (UTC)

edit The Aristocrats!

So, you think your image has a chance? Ha! Nubnubnubnubnub! lololololol :P jk lol Necropaxx (T) {~} Wednesday, 00:49, Dec 2 2009

wow. Actually, I suck at shopping, so I'm hoping nobody else enters. That way I can get 2nd. Unless Sonje comes back from wherever the hell she went. It's Magically Fucking Delicious!!! Lucky2 01:11,2December,2009
Yeah. Where'd she go? *sighs almost wistfully* Anyway. I'm surprised at how good yours looks - I didn't think you were a chopper. Necropaxx (T) {~} Wednesday, 12:52, Dec 2 2009
In fact I think yours might be funnier. Necropaxx (T) {~} Wednesday, 13:07, Dec 2 2009
well I took a "Graphic Design I" class 2 years ago. I was a beast at it, but I forgot most of the stuff, except for the basics. I'm taking the follow-up to it next semester though, and the follow-up to that next year, so when the next one rolls around, I'm gonna kill it. It's Magically Fucking Delicious!!! Lucky2 20:31,2December,2009
Ha! Nice! I've never taken a class for that. I just know some basic stuff that came from screwing around and from what Modus has said at Reefer's desk. Is CheddarBBQ the next sonje?!?! Only time will tell... Necropaxx (T) {~} Wednesday, 22:09, Dec 2 2009

did you read my shit? Worst article ever. EVER. thank you cannibal corpse! FreddIs Great In Bedd 22px-Flag_of_Egypt.png 18px-Foxicon.png 22:14, December 2, 2009 (UTC)

I did read some of it. Yeah, it was kind of obvious that CC influenced it, but it didn't have a Necropedophile! It's Magically Fucking Delicious!!! Lucky2 22:32,2December,2009

edit Cut me some slack, I'm lazy busy

Congratulations
You have been awarded the secret purple nurples for outstanding acts of uselessness!
[[{|]] [[|}]]



Thanks!  –  FuhQ.gifFuhQ  ZDsig.gifZDsig Sheenicon.gif (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 20:26, 18 December 2009

Thank Jesus. I was about to break down and cry due to lack of template. It's Magically Fucking Delicious!!! Lucky2 20:33,18December,2009

edit Drama

Sorry, my italian friend. Maybe after your upcoming ban for starting drama just now has run out, you can add one. :)

Hi, I have just wrote an article that parodies the social phenomenon on Uncyclopedia known as Drama. Seeing as its become a bit of a problem in the past few months (years?) I thought it would be quite cool to make a section at the bottom of the article about other users' opinions of Drama. So I thought I'd invite you to write one, preferably humourous. It's no big deal if you don't want to, but if you are interested, you can come up with a quote and either leave it here on your talk page and I'll add it later, or you can go straight to the article itself and add it there. Any suggestions on improvement are also welcome. Thnx. --Matfen 00:51, December 21, 2009 (UTC)

Article link here.

edit I'm in need of some ideas, Can you help

I am currently working or a article on the show Whale Wars (it can be viewed here), but I'm kinda having some trouble of thinking what else to put on there, so I'm asking a few people on ideas, including you. If you have an idea, you can either go to the discussion page on that article or my talk page and tell me your idea. And please, don't suggest anything stupid (something that contradicts the HTBFANJS). If you don't have an idea, then sorry for wasting your time (or am I?). Thanks!--Eye 4WILLExplode 3YOU 333Talk IF YOU DARE 08:23, December 24, 2009 (UTC)

I'll look at it, but I really know nothing about Whale Wars, so I don't know how much I can help. It's Magically Fucking Delicious!!! Lucky2 17:14,24December,2009

edit UnSignpost Delivery! - December something!

Late deliver courtesy of MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 00:06, December 30, 2009 (UTC)

edit Yo

Go vote socky for UotY and soggy for WotY, bitch. SIRE FREDDMOOSHA Flag of Egypt AMUSE ME • 03:29 • Sunday, 3-01-2010

helpful whoring! You really are my kid! It's Magically Fucking Delicious!!! Lucky2 04:20,3January,2010
Oh, and don't forget sonje for PotY, papa. SIRE FREDDMOOSHA Flag of Egypt AMUSE ME • 04:33 • Sunday, 3-01-2010
already done. It's Magically Fucking Delicious!!! Lucky2 04:38,3January,2010

edit Extra Double Cheese

Ladies & Gentlemen, Welcome To Violence

...the word and the act. While violence cloaks itself in a plethora of disguises, its favorite mantle still remains... sex. Violence devours all it touches, its voracious appetite rarely fulfilled. Yet violence doesn't only destroy, it creates and molds as well. Let's examine closely then this dangerously evil creation, this new breed encased and contained within the supple skin of woman. The softness is there, the unmistakable smell of female, the surface shiny and silken, the body yielding yet wanton. But a word of caution: handle with care and don't drop your guard. This rapacious new breed prowls both alone and in packs, operating at any level, any time, anywhere, and with anybody. Who are they? One might be your secretary, your doctor's receptionist... or a dancer in a go-go club!....................................................


I can watch certain sections of this film over and over again.--DRStrangesig5 Sherman Fingertalk  15:59, January 6, 2010 (UTC)

edit Best used in the Bedroom

Congratulations
You have been awarded the secret purple nurples for outstanding acts of uselessness!
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</whore>  –  FuhQ.gifFuhQ  ZDsig.gifZDsig Sheenicon.gif (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 06:25, 8 January 2010

edit Side Order Of Fries

DON'T FORGET TO STUDY THESE MOVIES TOO!


Would you like to super-size that?--DRStrangesig5 Sherman Fingertalk  11:52, January 11, 2010 (UTC)

edit Thanks!

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