User:CheddarBBQ

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OMG! DC iz BEGGARZORZ!

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“lol i can vandulyzin ur toakpaeg!!!!exclamation point!!!111101100001011”

~ Oscar Wilde

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

I an the FbI, you are arrest for mordure

Pwnd

Also, I ate your mother's rug. Pleb KUN Dexter111344 • Complain here • Vote now!

no you didnt. a greek wizard did it • MAHMOOSHA 2.0 • • • 18:02 October 3 '09

i burning'd ur dog • MAHMOOSHA 2.0 • • • 17:50 October 3 '09

I HAD importnance stuiff dere. now is baakk. So deere. Don Puttano cHeDDs     18:26,3October,2009

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JENNY
IS
#1!!!!!!

IN
2
LANGUAGES!!!!!!

Me on a good day. Those aren't eyes; they're black holes.

Sonje's depiction of me. Equally awesome.

I'm so great, I got a tattoo of my own name.

Check out the scar. That's badass.

This user is Italian and likes pizza. (gli italiani)

This user has been on Uncyclopedia for 9 months and 20 days.

This user has adopted Verto.

This user is proud to have been the Adopter of Mahm00shA.

Dieser Benutzer ist ein offizielles Mitglied Der Unwehr. Wir sind hier zu die Schwachen töten und die Starke bauen. Sieg Heil!

Mahm00 shite This user is a follower of Mahm00schism. Bow before them!

\m/ This user is a metalhead, prone to wearing offensive shirts and headbanging to really loud music. Metalheads also have long hair, but are not to be confused with hippies.

This user is a whore and is proud of it. That's hot bitches.

This user is constantly PEEING. S/He apologizes for the mess.

This user has been blocked 3 times.

This user's IQ is higher than yours.

This user is the proud owner of a failed N00b of the Month nomination.

This user is the proud owner of a failed Gobshite of the Month nomination.

PEACE This user is a naturalist, so he or she probably collects compost.

This user is too damn sexy

This user subscribes to the UnSignpost: All your readers are belong to us

Sup.

- ho scopato tua madre nel culo -

I am Italian and am therefore, by definition, 178% more attractive than you are.

Contents 1 Ranks And Honors 2 Articles I've Written: 3 Works In Progress 4 Pages I Created That Aren't Actually Articles 5 Photos I Have 'Shopped 6 Awards (and Presents) I've Received 7 Future Plans 8 Articles I Reviewed 9 Things I Like 10 Things I Don't Like 11 Templates I Have Created 12 Users I Have Made My Loyal Followers 13 Stuff:

[edit] Ranks And Honors

Featured Article: HowTo:Get Over Jenny This person wrote an article which became one of the Featured Articles on Uncyclopedia.

Quasi-Featured Article: Leprechaun
This person wrote an article which became one of the quasi-featured articles of Uncyclopedia.

Commander of the Order

OBERST

of Der Unwehr

[edit] Articles I've Written:

In order of goodness:

HowTo:Get Over Jenny (Featured, Bitch!, and #1 ARTICLE OF APRIL '09!!!!!!!!!! BITCH!!)

Thin Mints (PLS Honorable Mention, shockingly no foul language, many people liked it, but not featured)

AFI (I LIKED IT.)

[edit] Works In Progress

Leprechaun (was for Conservation Week (that's right, I'm green), already quasied, but I'm trying to fix up the last half, so I can give it another little push in the right direction)

Racism (Re-write for Conservation Week )

Homestar Runner (re-write, been at a standstill for about 5 months now)

(Just so y'all know, I suck at multi-tasking, so 98.23% of the time, I will only be working on one article. I'm also currently in a bit of a slump, which is why I haven't written much recently. Hoping for a speedy recovery.)

[edit] Pages I Created That Aren't Actually Articles

My 17th Birthday Forum

My short-story about Mahm00shA's death (for his birthday)

subway SARIN (my band's first album, Destruction of Creationism.)

CheddarBBQ's Giant Pile of Shit (not an article, sort of like a sandbox, but everything stays forever. Be a whore. Be a dick. Take a shit.)

User:CheddarBBQ/youtube CheddarBBQ's YouTube Page

Category:Italian Users (A place for the Italian users of Uncyc to be recognized.)

[edit] Photos I Have 'Shopped

User:Pig House/Boys are stupid, cut their balls off	Gotta Catch 'Em All	HowTo:Get Over Jenny	Bob the sperm
subway SARIN	Big Mac (nommed for VFP, failed)	Hilary Clinton	Tatu
My Giant Pile of Shit	Der Unwehr	None yet.	User:CheddarBBQ/racism
ATDB

[edit] Awards (and Presents) I've Received

Der Unwehr Kross Glückwünsche! You have received this illustrious medal for your amazing contributions to Der Unwehr. Heil!

Mahm00shA has awarded you a cookie! Now go play in traffic.

Mahm00shA has bought you a beer! Remember though, you're getting the next round.

[edit] Future Plans

1. An article about Guildy sucking my large Italian genitals, like UnNews:Guildy Sucks Cheddar's Balls. No lie, Guildy told me to do it.
2. I might make High School Musical sometime soon, most likely with Tagstit. (no redirect)
3. UnScripts: Why Mommy Doesn't Have A Wiener

[edit] Articles I Reviewed

June '09

Fruitopia by YouKnowWhatTheMusicMeans

May '09

No Child Left Behind by MaxPayne

April '09

Trogdor the Burninator by Guildy

*Bob the sperm by Mahm00shA

March '09:

+**Dwight D. Eisenhower by Cap'n Ben

User:Knucmo2/Why?:Allow Animal Testing? by Knucmo2

*UnBooks:Rorschach's journal by ASHPD

*UnNews:Louisiana Governor brazenly taunts volcanoes by Gerrycheevers (featured)

*User:Mahm00shA by Mahm00shA

*HowTo:Write a Techno Song by Guildensternenstein

**Claire Redfield by Iwillkillyou333

+*I fucked your mother by Projectmayhem666 (most people didn't like this review, and I'll admit it wasn't very good, but it was done with good intentions)

Fruitcake by 76.222.56.44

*Wand of Gamelon by Aethix

February '09

Cosmological Argument by Jlsmith

*People who actually took my advice instead 100% ignoring off my review.

**People who changed a small part based on my review but left most unaltered.

+People who didn't like my reviews