User:Chairman E, Drek

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Hello citizens of {Insert planet's name here}. My race the Blarg have a small problem. Our planet has become so polluted, overpopulated, and poisonous that we are no longer able to dwell here. But I Chairman E, Drek have a solution. We are constructing a new pristine new world using the choisest planetary components available. So what does this mean to you, you might ask. Using highly sophisticated technology, which you couldn't possibly understand, we will be extracting a large portion of your planet and adding it to our new one. Unfortunatly this change in mass will cause your planet to spin out of control and drift into the sun where it will explode into a flaming ball of gas, But of course, sacrifices has to be made. Thank you for your cooperation. (some guy yells Cut, but camera still on.) and if you don't like it, you could take your whining sniveling snot-nosed populations, form a line behind me and kiss my-(Realizes the camera is on) we're still on? Well turn it off you idiot!

Birthday: September 17, 1992.

Drek2 Me on a regular day.

Foxface

Me under boredom-induced insanity. Apparantly it happens to every male in my family.

Place of Residence: Space fleet somewere in the Solana Galaxy.

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