User:Chairman

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there is no cabal

A Message from Chairman Mao

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C:\>You have logged in as <insert name here>.

C:\>dir *.introduction
Chairman is a student in Hong Kong who loves literature and music. Lalala.


C:\>dir *.USER: CHAIRMAN /articles
CHILDREN:
David Foster Wallace
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LOVECHILDREN:
E. E. Cummings {FEATURED!!}




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