User:Ceridwyn

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“Oooer purty! if I hadn't taken a Vow of Non-Self-Editing I would definitely use that template!”
~ Ceridwyn on Tooltroll's Blank UP
“Well then, I just might have to do it for you!”
~ Tooltroll on Ceridwyn's Vow
“She doesn't even edit her own user page? I haven't seen such lazy etc.”
~ Oscar Wilde on Ceridwyn
“Wait, I think I got the wrong address. Can you direct me to Senator Foley's hotel room?”
~ Gustav on Ceridwyn's userpage
Uncyclopedia:Babel
MUN
Member of the Order
H8H8 This user hates users who hate Spang, and detests editing the same wiki as them.

en-L Thith uther thpeakth English with a really thexy lithp.
0101 This user is mostly or entirely made of binary code


Spellingnazi This user is a spelling Nazi. Beware their grammarsteeq.
fr-1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Français.
ht-X This user only speaks HTML enough to seduce native HTML speakers.
ja-0 This user does not understand Japanese and hates people that speak it because they're all annoying foreigners.
lz-F This user got an F in Lesbian and likes their native language better (if they have one).
pika-4 This user speaks Pikachu at a near-native level.
rh-4 This user speaks Random Humour at a near-native level.
sa-N This user is a native speaker of Sarcasm.
Trifle This user dabbles in trifling.

Stop hand nuvola alternate
This user has been blocked
0 times.
BS This userpage is bullshit.
Geek This user is a geek.
Hummingruby This User knows the truth about hummingbirds and will not rest until the lies have been dispelled.

MEH This user redefines lazy.
Pi3.14 This user loves pi

Info and stuff

Who is she?

...

Despite her relatively few Uncyclopedia edits, Ceridwyn's contributions have been no less than awe inspiring. She has the gift of the trivial power to make even the most perfect of pages infinitely more brilliant, yet can lend her power to only the greatest of pages; because with trivial power comes trivial responsibility. It is her gift, but also... her curse. ~ Spang

What is she?

Odds are that she's human.

Also, she is one of a non-dying breed of spelling Nazis, which is neither good nor bad. Actually, it's both. While their incessant minor edits to everything from UnNews articles to userpages can be flustering and headache-inducing, it also saves the other users from having to know how to spell the English language. This message brought to you by the loveable Gustav.

Where is she?

Some place; it's not important. What is important are the lists.

When is she?

She is presently present in the present, presently. This may seem redundantly redundant, but it is necessarily necessary.

How is she?

Dunno, ask her.

It's a she?

Nope, probably an CIA agent, like last time.

Diet

Addictions

  • Sniffing glitter glue. That girl's got expensive taste.

Awards

Arc de triomphe
Triumphant Arc Award

Congratulation, you have won the prestigious Triumphant Arc Award!.

Awarded by Spang for being the first back to the margin, impressive
use of colour, and proficiency in the field of arc ethics.

It is awarded only to those possessed of the most advanced
arc-crafting skills known to mankind. You should be proud.

Baby penguin
Arctic Arc Award

Hooray! You are the winner of the Arctic Arc Award!.

Awarded in recognition of the fact that you make the
coolest arcs around, and also have a very cool signature.

It is awarded only to those who create arcs with
extreme levels of cool. You should be proud.

Inspiration
The Inspiration Award

The recipiant of this award has inspired Gustav to make an article/UnNews story/template/addition to his userpage/another award.

Now checkit that mountain over there whilst I pee in your Pepsi.

Articles

Vows and Oaths

List

  • Capitalised entry, with a comma and a full stop.
  • A sub-entry; this has a semicolon, a comma, and also a full stop.
  • This list is sorted alphabetically; this is purely coincidental.

Current Projects

Essays

Hellz no, hombre.


Other Contributions

  • Lists




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