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“Oooer purty! if I hadn't taken a Vow of Non-Self-Editing I would definitely use that template!”
“Well then, I just might have to do it for you!”
“She doesn't even edit her own user page? I haven't seen such lazy etc.”
“Wait, I think I got the wrong address. Can you direct me to Senator Foley's hotel room?”
Info and stuff
Who is she?
Despite her relatively few Uncyclopedia edits, Ceridwyn's contributions have been no less than awe inspiring. She has the gift of the trivial power to make even the most perfect of pages infinitely more brilliant, yet can lend her power to only the greatest of pages; because with trivial power comes trivial responsibility. It is her gift, but also... her curse. ~ Spang
What is she?
Odds are that she's human.
Also, she is one of a non-dying breed of spelling Nazis, which is neither good nor bad. Actually, it's both. While their incessant minor edits to everything from UnNews articles to userpages can be flustering and headache-inducing, it also saves the other users from having to know how to spell the English language. This message brought to you by the loveable Gustav.
Where is she?
Some place; it's not important. What is important are the lists.
When is she?
She is presently present in the present, presently. This may seem redundantly redundant, but it is necessarily necessary.
How is she?
Dunno, ask her.
It's a she?
Nope, probably an CIA agent, like last time.
- Sniffing glitter glue. That girl's got expensive taste.
Congratulations, Spang has given you a rainbow!
For creating impressive arcs, and also for interesting use of colours in various places, including my userpage.
Hooray for you!
|Triumphant Arc Award|
Congratulation, you have won the prestigious Triumphant Arc Award!.
Awarded by Spang for being the first back to the margin, impressive
It is awarded only to those possessed of the most advanced
|Arctic Arc Award|
Hooray! You are the winner of the Arctic Arc Award!.
Awarded in recognition of the fact that you make the
It is awarded only to those who create arcs with
Vows and Oaths
- Capitalised entry, with a comma and a full stop.
- A sub-entry; this has a semicolon, a comma, and also a full stop.
- This list is sorted alphabetically; this is purely coincidental.
Hellz no, hombre.