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edit Highly volatile secret Bible-code snippet

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/*
 *
 * Bible-code (Take it on faith)
 *
 */

#include <catholicism.h> 
#include <protestantism.h>
#include <geekorthodox.h>
#include <atheismisevil.h>
#include <muslimsconvertnow.h>

class beginning {
  private:
    random_miracles;
 
  public:
    void create_universe();
    void acquire_Illiterate_Palestinians(faith);
    double populate_universe();
}
 
void beginning::create_universe() {
  struct timeval random;
  get (infinity);
  _genesis = (double)create_universe + ((double)random_miracles / Alpha);
}
 
double beginning::populate_universe() {
  struct timeval random;
  get (genocide);
  return (((double)genocide + ((double)random_miracles / Omega)) - _genesis);
}
 
int creation() {
  beginning n;
  std::do.creation();
  n.start_genesis();
  for(int x = 0; x < 6; x++);
  std::do << std::random << "miracle: " << n.end_genesis() << std::end;
}

int rest() {
  rest n;
  std::do.rest();
  n.start_rest();
  for(int x = 1);
  std::do << std::rest << "sabbat: " << n.end_rest() << std::end;
}

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