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Wrong page. Wrong Site. Wrong Browser. Wrong computer. You see the content here on this page?, of course you don't. (No that stain on your computer screen does not count, it's mustard and nobody likes mustard) These words?, they are just figments of your unimaganation and some of that Chinese food from last night(What did you expect?, it had a made in china stamp on it).
Hello. The only major thing you need to know about me(why would you want to know anything about me, and why are you even on this page?) is that I am clueless, utterly clueless.(How do I use user boxes?) I have an obsession with completely random things. Here are some of them:
VASMIR plasma rocket
Attila the Hun
Quantum Mechanics(yes, I understand some of it)
Ulysses S. Grant
|This user is American|
...and unabashedly proud of it!
(List of American Uncyclopedians)
| This user enjoys staring at spinning objects.
They may be afflicted with Attention Deficit look at the birdie!.|