User:Cat the Colourful/office chat test

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Scene 1

This scene happens at the start of the whole discussion.


Hnhn
Jonah - Your mother sucks cocks in Hell.
- 09:34
Uhh... I don't about you but I'm as exhausted as a dancing banana. What'd you think about a little prank?


Ttn
Steve - Ignorance is Bliss
- 09:34
Umm... I'm not really sure, I mean, I'd like to just stay out of problems. I mean, remember what happened last time you were as exhausted as dancing banana?


Hnhn
Jonah - Your mother sucks cocks in Hell.
- 09:35
I think that bitch totally deserved it.


Ttn
Steve - Ignorance is Bliss
- 09:35
But to give her knockout drops, kill her cat, force her to drink it and finally throw her out from the window!


Ttn
Steve - Ignorance is Bliss
- 09:35
She was you daughter, goddammit!


Hnhn
Jonah - Your mother sucks cocks in Hell.
- 09:35
...I told her to come home before dinner. Well, now she'll know that if I say to come home before dinner, she'll come.


Ttn
Steve - Ignorance is Bliss
- 09:36
She can't, she's dead! You forced me to hid her body to the lake, while telling me no one'll find out! And then you told the cops I killed her! I am not getting into troubles again! Not a fucking change!


Hnhn
Jonah - Your mother sucks cocks in Hell.
- 09:36
...


Hnhn
Jonah - Your mother sucks cocks in Hell.
- 09:37
Then you leave me no other choice than to kill your wife.


Ttn
Steve - Ignorance is Bliss
- 09:37
Uh... Alright then... But something little then.


Hnhn
Jonah - Your mother sucks cocks in Hell.
- 09:40
Well... What are you thinking of?


Ttn
Steve - Ignorance is Bliss
- 09:40
Oh, me?


Ttn
Steve - Ignorance is Bliss
- 09:41
I think that I forgot my keys in home.


Hnhn
Jonah - Your mother sucks cocks in Hell.
- 09:41
I meant the prank you son of a boot! What are you planning to do?!


Ttn
Steve - Ignorance is Bliss
- 09:41
Oh, sorry!


Ttn
Steve - Ignorance is Bliss
- 09:41
Remember how important it is do Dave to have his office shoes clean? I'm going to make them dirty! Mwahahahaha!


Hnhn
Jonah - Your mother sucks cocks in Hell.
- 09:41
...lol that's the lamest prank I've ever heard.


Ttn
Steve - Ignorance is Bliss
- 09:45
Hahaha! I put water in his shoes! Hahaha!


Hnhn
Jonah - Your mother sucks cocks in Hell.
- 09:45
That is really lame. I mean, really. Make something better.


Ttn
Steve - Ignorance is Bliss
- 09:46
No no, watch!


Ttn
Steve - Ignorance is Bliss
- 09:47
Now Mark comes! Act like you're... chasing a bee or something!


Hnhn
Jonah - Your mother sucks cocks in Hell.
- 09:47
Lol alright then.


Ttn
Steve - Ignorance is Bliss
- 09:47
He's putting the shoes on... Hahaha his socks got so wet! See that laughing!


Hnhn
Jonah - Your mother sucks cocks in Hell.
- 09:48
Umm... He's actually crying. What is he yelling?


Ttn
Steve - Ignorance is Bliss
- 09:48
Something about his lucky socks and the Italy - Spain match today... Tell me, why he's going to the kitchen?


Hnhn
Jonah - Your mother sucks cocks in Hell.
- 09:49
Oh fuck. Please tell me that I'm not hearing the sound of blender.


Hnhn
Jonah - Your mother sucks cocks in Hell.
- 09:51
And loud screaming?


Ttn
Steve - Ignorance is Bliss
- 09:52
...was that a finger that just flew out from the kitchen?


Hnhn
Jonah - Your mother sucks cocks in Hell.
- 09:53
Killed himself for fear of Italy losing... I would call him a real soccer fan!


Ttn
Steve - Ignorance is Bliss
- 09:54
...You still think my prank was 'lame'?

Scene 2

This scene happens much later at the discussion.


Ttn
Steve - Ignorance is Bliss
- 12:21
Hey... What was that weird noice? Sounded like glue!


Hnhn
Jonah - Your mother sucks cocks in Hell.
- 12:22
Remember how Mark always said that he likes fireworks?


Ttn
Steve - Ignorance is Bliss
- 12:22
Didn't we have some unused fireworks up in the storage?


Hnhn
Jonah - Your mother sucks cocks in Hell.
- 12:23
There are now 4 rockets attached into his chair... And I happen to have a match box! Damn bastard will regret for getting a chair with wheels...


Ttn
Steve - Ignorance is Bliss
- 12:23
You're insane! You can't do things like that!


Hnhn
Jonah - Your mother sucks cocks in Hell.
- 12:24
Yes we can.


Hnhn
Jonah - Your mother sucks cocks in Hell.
- 12:26
Ah! See that sparkling?


Ttn
Steve - Ignorance is Bliss
- 12:26
Please stop that! He's going to ge hurt! Like all the previous ones, this won't end well!


Hnhn
Jonah - Your mother sucks cocks in Hell.
- 12:26
Relax man, I have it all under my control. He won't even got from the chair, I put a belt over him and the chair. Nothing can't happen.


Ttn
Steve - Ignorance is Bliss
- 12:26
But if he crashes out from one of the windows!


Hnhn
Jonah - Your mother sucks cocks in Hell.
- 12:27
Their made of unbreakable glass! Nothing can't happen! Let's just enjoy the show!


Ttn
Steve - Ignorance is Bliss
- 12:27
What about that one which already has a crack on it?


Hnhn
Jonah - Your mother sucks cocks in Hell.
- 12:28
...


Hnhn
Jonah - Your mother sucks cocks in Hell.
- 12:29
Naaaah, he can't possibly crash it, it's too small crack.

CRASH!


Ttn
Steve - Ignorance is Bliss
- 12:30
...and there he goes.


Hnhn
Jonah - Your mother sucks cocks in Hell.
- 12:31
Whoops. My bad. Hope he didn't die.


Ttn
Steve - Ignorance is Bliss
- 12:32
We're in the 15th level. He's dead.


Hnhn
Jonah - Your mother sucks cocks in Hell.
- 12:32
Oh.
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