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{{User:Cat the Colourful/Office Chat/Guy 2
  
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|text=Uhh... I don't about you but I'm as exhausted as a [[dance|dancing]] [[banana]]. What'd you think about a little prank?}}
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|text=I'm as nackered as a [[dance|dancing]] [[banana]]. Also...I'm bored.}}
   
 
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|text=Umm... I'm not really sure, I mean, I'd like to just stay out of problems. I mean, remember what happened last time you were as exhausted as [[dance|dancing]] [[banana]]?}}
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|text=You've been at work for four minutes.}}
   
 
{{User:Cat the Colourful/Office Chat/Guy 2
  
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|text=I think that [[bitch]] ''totally'' deserved it.}}
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|text=Did you see the new office bitch?}}
   
 
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|text=Yeah...she seems alright.}}
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|text=First one to get her phone number is not a fag.}}
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|text=She's all yours. Remember last time we did this?}}
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{{User:Cat the Colourful/Office Chat/Guy 2
 
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|text=But to give her knockout drops, kill her cat, force her to drink it and finally throw her out from the window!}}
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|text=The [[bitch]] ''totally'' deserved it.}}
   
 
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|text=She was you daughter, goddammit!}}
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|text=No one deserves falling from a third floor window. And the date rape drugs...and the dead kittens?}}
   
 
{{User:Cat the Colourful/Office Chat/Guy 2
  
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|text=...I told her to come home before dinner. Well, now she'll know that if I say to come home before dinner, she'll '''come'''.}}
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|text=I told you your mom shouldn't have come here to work.}}
   
 
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|text=This chick is all yours dude.}}
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|text=She can't, she's dead! You forced me to hid her body to the lake, while telling me no one'll find out! And then you told the cops I killed her! I am '''not''' getting into troubles again! Not a fucking change!}}
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|text=So you are a fag.}}
   
 
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|text=...}}
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|text=Hey...}}
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{{User:Cat the Colourful/Office Chat/Guy 2
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|text=...so you admit that you suck black cock...?}}
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|text=Hey fag...are you there?}}
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{{User:Cat the Colourful/Office Chat/Guy 2
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|text='''(You've been poked by Jonah)'''}}
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|text=Hey Steve...hey dude...are you there?}}
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|text=Steve!}}
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|text=STEVE!}}
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|text=Then you leave me no other choice than to kill your wife.}}
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|text='''STEVE!!!'''}}
   
 
{{User:Cat the Colourful/Office Chat/Guy 1
  
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|text=Uh... Alright then... But something little then.}}
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|text=...sigh...}}
   
 
{{User:Cat the Colourful/Office Chat/Guy 2
  
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|text=Well... What are you thinking of?}}
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|text=We could make this more interesting?}}
   
 
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|text=Oh, me?}}
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|text=It better be really interesting.}}
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|text=I think that I forgot my keys in home.}}
  
   
 
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|text=I meant the prank you son of a [[shoe|boot]]! What are you planning to do?!}}
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|text=How?}}
   
 
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|text=Oh, sorry!}}
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|text=We could get this chicks number and take down the director at the same time.}}
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|text=Now I'm interested.}}
   
 
{{User:Cat the Colourful/Office Chat/Guy 1
  
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|text=Remember how important it is do Dave to have his office shoes clean? ''I'm going to make them dirty!'' Mwahahahaha!}}
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|text=Remember how important it is for the director to have a very clean work space?}}
   
 
{{User:Cat the Colourful/Office Chat/Guy 2
  
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|text=...lol that's the lamest prank I've ever heard.}}
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|text=Uhhh.}}
   
 
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Latest revision as of 14:20, August 18, 2012

edit Scene 1

This scene happens at the start of the whole discussion.


Hnhn
Jonah - Your mother sucks cocks in Hell.
- 09:34
I'm as nackered as a dancing banana. Also...I'm bored.


Ttn
Steve - Ignorance is Bliss
- 09:34
You've been at work for four minutes.


Hnhn
Jonah - Your mother sucks cocks in Hell.
- 09:34
Did you see the new office bitch?


Ttn
Steve - Ignorance is Bliss
- 09:34
Yeah...she seems alright.


Hnhn
Jonah - Your mother sucks cocks in Hell.
- 09:34
First one to get her phone number is not a fag.


Ttn
Steve - Ignorance is Bliss
- 09:34
She's all yours. Remember last time we did this?


Hnhn
Jonah - Your mother sucks cocks in Hell.
- 09:35
The bitch totally deserved it.


Ttn
Steve - Ignorance is Bliss
- 09:35
No one deserves falling from a third floor window. And the date rape drugs...and the dead kittens?


Hnhn
Jonah - Your mother sucks cocks in Hell.
- 09:35
I told you your mom shouldn't have come here to work.


Ttn
Steve - Ignorance is Bliss
- 09:35
This chick is all yours dude.


Hnhn
Jonah - Your mother sucks cocks in Hell.
- 09:36
So you are a fag.


Hnhn
Jonah - Your mother sucks cocks in Hell.
- 09:36
Hey...


Hnhn
Jonah - Your mother sucks cocks in Hell.
- 09:36
...so you admit that you suck black cock...?


Hnhn
Jonah - Your mother sucks cocks in Hell.
- 09:36
Hey fag...are you there?


Hnhn
Jonah - Your mother sucks cocks in Hell.
- 09:36
(You've been poked by Jonah)


Hnhn
Jonah - Your mother sucks cocks in Hell.
- 09:37
Hey Steve...hey dude...are you there?


Hnhn
Jonah - Your mother sucks cocks in Hell.
- 09:37
Steve!


Hnhn
Jonah - Your mother sucks cocks in Hell.
- 09:37
STEVE!


Hnhn
Jonah - Your mother sucks cocks in Hell.
- 09:37
STEVE!!!


Ttn
Steve - Ignorance is Bliss
- 09:37
...sigh...


Hnhn
Jonah - Your mother sucks cocks in Hell.
- 09:40
We could make this more interesting?


Ttn
Steve - Ignorance is Bliss
- 09:40
It better be really interesting.


Hnhn
Jonah - Your mother sucks cocks in Hell.
- 09:41
How?


Ttn
Steve - Ignorance is Bliss
- 09:41
We could get this chicks number and take down the director at the same time.


Hnhn
Jonah - Your mother sucks cocks in Hell.
- 09:41
Now I'm interested.


Ttn
Steve - Ignorance is Bliss
- 09:41
Remember how important it is for the director to have a very clean work space?


Hnhn
Jonah - Your mother sucks cocks in Hell.
- 09:41
Uhhh.


Ttn
Steve - Ignorance is Bliss
- 09:45
Hahaha! I put water in his shoes! Hahaha!


Hnhn
Jonah - Your mother sucks cocks in Hell.
- 09:45
That is really lame. I mean, really. Make something better.


Ttn
Steve - Ignorance is Bliss
- 09:46
No no, watch!


Ttn
Steve - Ignorance is Bliss
- 09:47
Now Mark comes! Act like you're... chasing a bee or something!


Hnhn
Jonah - Your mother sucks cocks in Hell.
- 09:47
Lol alright then.


Ttn
Steve - Ignorance is Bliss
- 09:47
He's putting the shoes on... Hahaha his socks got so wet! See that laughing!


Hnhn
Jonah - Your mother sucks cocks in Hell.
- 09:48
Umm... He's actually crying. What is he yelling?


Ttn
Steve - Ignorance is Bliss
- 09:48
Something about his lucky socks and the Italy - Spain match today... Tell me, why he's going to the kitchen?


Hnhn
Jonah - Your mother sucks cocks in Hell.
- 09:49
Oh fuck. Please tell me that I'm not hearing the sound of blender.


Hnhn
Jonah - Your mother sucks cocks in Hell.
- 09:51
And loud screaming?


Ttn
Steve - Ignorance is Bliss
- 09:52
...was that a finger that just flew out from the kitchen?


Hnhn
Jonah - Your mother sucks cocks in Hell.
- 09:53
Killed himself for fear of Italy losing... I would call him a real soccer fan!


Ttn
Steve - Ignorance is Bliss
- 09:54
...You still think my prank was 'lame'?

edit Scene 2

This scene happens much later at the discussion.


Ttn
Steve - Ignorance is Bliss
- 12:21
Hey... What was that weird noice? Sounded like glue!


Hnhn
Jonah - Your mother sucks cocks in Hell.
- 12:22
Remember how Mark always said that he likes fireworks?


Ttn
Steve - Ignorance is Bliss
- 12:22
Didn't we have some unused fireworks up in the storage?


Hnhn
Jonah - Your mother sucks cocks in Hell.
- 12:23
There are now 4 rockets attached into his chair... And I happen to have a match box! Damn bastard will regret for getting a chair with wheels...


Ttn
Steve - Ignorance is Bliss
- 12:23
You're insane! You can't do things like that!


Hnhn
Jonah - Your mother sucks cocks in Hell.
- 12:24
Yes we can.


Hnhn
Jonah - Your mother sucks cocks in Hell.
- 12:26
Ah! See that sparkling?


Ttn
Steve - Ignorance is Bliss
- 12:26
Please stop that! He's going to ge hurt! Like all the previous ones, this won't end well!


Hnhn
Jonah - Your mother sucks cocks in Hell.
- 12:26
Relax man, I have it all under my control. He won't even got from the chair, I put a belt over him and the chair. Nothing can't happen.


Ttn
Steve - Ignorance is Bliss
- 12:26
But if he crashes out from one of the windows!


Hnhn
Jonah - Your mother sucks cocks in Hell.
- 12:27
Their made of unbreakable glass! Nothing can't happen! Let's just enjoy the show!


Ttn
Steve - Ignorance is Bliss
- 12:27
What about that one which already has a crack on it?


Hnhn
Jonah - Your mother sucks cocks in Hell.
- 12:28
...


Hnhn
Jonah - Your mother sucks cocks in Hell.
- 12:29
Naaaah, he can't possibly crash it, it's too small crack.

CRASH!


Ttn
Steve - Ignorance is Bliss
- 12:30
...and there he goes.


Hnhn
Jonah - Your mother sucks cocks in Hell.
- 12:31
Whoops. My bad. Hope he didn't die.


Ttn
Steve - Ignorance is Bliss
- 12:32
We're in the 15th level. He's dead.


Hnhn
Jonah - Your mother sucks cocks in Hell.
- 12:32
Oh.
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