User:Cat the Colourful/office chat test

Scene 1

This scene happens at the start of the whole discussion.

Jonah - Your mother sucks cocks in Hell. - 09:34 I'm as nackered as a dancing banana. Also...I'm bored.

Steve - Ignorance is Bliss - 09:34 You've been at work for four minutes.

Jonah - Your mother sucks cocks in Hell. - 09:34 Did you see the new office bitch?

Steve - Ignorance is Bliss - 09:34 Yeah...she seems alright.

Jonah - Your mother sucks cocks in Hell. - 09:34 First one to get her phone number is not a fag.

Steve - Ignorance is Bliss - 09:34 She's all yours. Remember last time we did this?

Jonah - Your mother sucks cocks in Hell. - 09:35 The bitch totally deserved it.

Steve - Ignorance is Bliss - 09:35 No one deserves falling from a third floor window. And the date rape drugs...and the dead kittens?

Jonah - Your mother sucks cocks in Hell. - 09:35 I told you your mom shouldn't have come here to work.

Steve - Ignorance is Bliss - 09:35 This chick is all yours dude.

Jonah - Your mother sucks cocks in Hell. - 09:36 So you are a fag.

Jonah - Your mother sucks cocks in Hell. - 09:36 Hey...

Jonah - Your mother sucks cocks in Hell. - 09:36 ...so you admit that you suck black cock...?

Jonah - Your mother sucks cocks in Hell. - 09:36 Hey fag...are you there?

Jonah - Your mother sucks cocks in Hell. - 09:36 (You've been poked by Jonah)

Jonah - Your mother sucks cocks in Hell. - 09:37 Hey Steve...hey dude...are you there?

Jonah - Your mother sucks cocks in Hell. - 09:37 Steve!

Jonah - Your mother sucks cocks in Hell. - 09:37 STEVE!

Jonah - Your mother sucks cocks in Hell. - 09:37 STEVE!!!

Steve - Ignorance is Bliss - 09:37 ...sigh...

Jonah - Your mother sucks cocks in Hell. - 09:40 We could make this more interesting?

Steve - Ignorance is Bliss - 09:40 It better be really interesting.

Jonah - Your mother sucks cocks in Hell. - 09:41 How?

Steve - Ignorance is Bliss - 09:41 We could get this chicks number and take down the director at the same time.

Jonah - Your mother sucks cocks in Hell. - 09:41 Now I'm interested.

Steve - Ignorance is Bliss - 09:41 Remember how important it is for the director to have a very clean work space?

Jonah - Your mother sucks cocks in Hell. - 09:41 Uhhh.

Steve - Ignorance is Bliss - 09:45 Hahaha! I put water in his shoes! Hahaha!

Jonah - Your mother sucks cocks in Hell. - 09:45 That is really lame. I mean, really. Make something better.

Steve - Ignorance is Bliss - 09:46 No no, watch!

Steve - Ignorance is Bliss - 09:47 Now Mark comes! Act like you're... chasing a bee or something!

Jonah - Your mother sucks cocks in Hell. - 09:47 Lol alright then.

Steve - Ignorance is Bliss - 09:47 He's putting the shoes on... Hahaha his socks got so wet! See that laughing!

Jonah - Your mother sucks cocks in Hell. - 09:48 Umm... He's actually crying. What is he yelling?

Steve - Ignorance is Bliss - 09:48 Something about his lucky socks and the Italy - Spain match today... Tell me, why he's going to the kitchen?

Jonah - Your mother sucks cocks in Hell. - 09:49 Oh fuck. Please tell me that I'm not hearing the sound of blender.

Jonah - Your mother sucks cocks in Hell. - 09:51 And loud screaming?

Steve - Ignorance is Bliss - 09:52 ...was that a finger that just flew out from the kitchen?

Jonah - Your mother sucks cocks in Hell. - 09:53 Killed himself for fear of Italy losing... I would call him a real soccer fan!

Steve - Ignorance is Bliss - 09:54 ...You still think my prank was 'lame'?

Scene 2

This scene happens much later at the discussion.

Steve - Ignorance is Bliss - 12:21 Hey... What was that weird noice? Sounded like glue!

Jonah - Your mother sucks cocks in Hell. - 12:22 Remember how Mark always said that he likes fireworks?

Steve - Ignorance is Bliss - 12:22 Didn't we have some unused fireworks up in the storage?

Jonah - Your mother sucks cocks in Hell. - 12:23 There are now 4 rockets attached into his chair... And I happen to have a match box! Damn bastard will regret for getting a chair with wheels...

Steve - Ignorance is Bliss - 12:23 You're insane! You can't do things like that!

Jonah - Your mother sucks cocks in Hell. - 12:24 Yes we can.

Jonah - Your mother sucks cocks in Hell. - 12:26 Ah! See that sparkling?

Steve - Ignorance is Bliss - 12:26 Please stop that! He's going to ge hurt! Like all the previous ones, this won't end well!

Jonah - Your mother sucks cocks in Hell. - 12:26 Relax man, I have it all under my control. He won't even got from the chair, I put a belt over him and the chair. Nothing can't happen.

Steve - Ignorance is Bliss - 12:26 But if he crashes out from one of the windows!

Jonah - Your mother sucks cocks in Hell. - 12:27 Their made of unbreakable glass! Nothing can't happen! Let's just enjoy the show!

Steve - Ignorance is Bliss - 12:27 What about that one which already has a crack on it?

Jonah - Your mother sucks cocks in Hell. - 12:28 ...

Jonah - Your mother sucks cocks in Hell. - 12:29 Naaaah, he can't possibly crash it, it's too small crack.

CRASH!

Steve - Ignorance is Bliss - 12:30 ...and there he goes.

Jonah - Your mother sucks cocks in Hell. - 12:31 Whoops. My bad. Hope he didn't die.

Steve - Ignorance is Bliss - 12:32 We're in the 15th level. He's dead.

Jonah - Your mother sucks cocks in Hell. - 12:32 Oh.