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Oh hi <insert name here>, nice that you came to our nice little "Catholic Story Reading Lesson"!

What we should read this day? Bible? The holy bible? The adventures of Jesus Christ?

Bible


This book over this text? It`s up to you, my friend.

...

Oh. You chose that one. Are you really sure? Because that, The bumper book of bunny suicides is absolutely prohibited on bible and it has many pictures about things that are prohibited on the holy bible and...

Really? Okay, okay, I were just warning. Let`s read that book if you then really want it. But I`m warning you.

Well, should we open it?

*Open the holy book*

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