User:Cat the Colourful/Archive 2

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edit Brought to you by Lion Bars! It's the UnSignpost!

~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 07:21, September 22, 2011 (UTC)

edit Hold onto your wage packets! It's the UnSignpost!

--Tophat headless 00:32, September 29, 2011 (UTC)

edit Cat

sorry for the delay about the whole telling you the thing I promised to say. p.s. No ... you are not dying ... that is not what the whole thing is about. It's something else. --ShabiDOO 23:08, October 3, 2011 (UTC)

I can forgive you. Not a big problem. The only problem I had was that I thought I`m the loneliest cat in the world... TRhat no one`d care about me. I`m actually thankful that someone remembered the ex-n00b of the month-person by saying I`m not dead.
But now I`m curious. What is something else, my friend? What? OMG!!! It`s Cat the Colourful, Jesus Christ!!! 13:04 5 October 2011

edit A day late, because ChiefjusticeDS got lazy: The UnSignPost!

~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 01:14, October 7, 2011 (UTC)

edit Beslan

Thank you for your help! I'll do my best to further improve the article :) Vzvartnots 17:00, October 9, 2011 (UTC)

No problemo, human creature. It`s always nice to be anything else than help. OMG!!! It`s Cat the Colourful, Jesus Christ!!! 10:21 10 October 2011

edit Re: The stupidest idea evar

Dude, if you want to make a Primus or Claypool article or whatever other nutty ideas you might have, go do it! I honestly would like to help, but here's the problem: I'm a TERRIBLE writer. I know you said "something stupid" and "It could be anything", but I would still have a hard time even getting started. I've tried a couple of times to write an article, and it always ended with me deleting what little work I had done. I would come up with just vague ideas, try to assemble it, and realize that I hadn't the slightest clue how to transfer these ideas into words and not only have it be coherent, but FUNNY too. Hell, just last week I was inspired by the recent events of one of my favorite bands to try and make an article on them. I was sitting around just thinking about how it would end up looking and feeling like I really had something going. But then when I sat down and tried to make an outline of it, I hated what I had come up with it and just gave up. The same thing happened before with other subjects, except I actually had some material in my user space and even held onto it for awhile before deleting it.

I've actually made some "articles", but just look at them. The former being a ripoff of a ripoff of a ripoff that's been done to death, while the latter perfectly exemplifies my love of simple minded and utterly stupid things. Are they any good? The first one sure as hell isnt't. The second one? Well, I'm an idiot who loves to amuse himself (being a recluse and all....), so hell yeah it's fucking hilarious to me. But to others? Maybe some freak out there thinks so, I don't know.

If you're serious about doing a Primus related article, I hope I haven't turned you off from doing so. I would really like to see one made! There used to be articles for both Primus and Claypool, but I think I ended up having them both deleted (because they both sucked (not in the Primus way, obviously) and because some asshole kept blanking them. I actually saved a section of the Claypool one though). If anything, I could help supervise or something, maybe provide some pictures, but in terms of writing the thing, I can't really help you there. Proofreading it, sure (even though my grammar sucks). Otherwise, the bulk of the work would have to go to you, unless you could get somebody else to help you out.

You know, it's pretty ridiculous that I just typed all of this out (and lingered on it for about an hour before posting it...). My writing sucks, but when I'm NOT trying to be funny (and failing miserably 99.9% of the time at it), I sure do like to ramble on. Sorry for wasting your time like this! I'm sure this wasn't a joy to read, but it's kind of something I had to get off my chest (or not, god what an ego AHAHAHA!!!). --Roman Dog Bird 06:31, October 18, 2011 (UTC)

Whee, there was a lot of words there. If you can`t write then, I`ll hope you`d do all that proofreading and stuff-thing you suggested. I`d really wish to see those things. I really do.
And I`ve seen those articles of Claypool and Primus. I watched them at mirror.uncyc, because I believe (and I`ve seen it many times,) that, by some mysterious way, if an article is deleted here, it somehows is moved to mirror.uncyc with no one touching it. And oh, that Claypool-writing of yours, I`m not sure of the text belowest, but the upper text is, I have to confess, is kinda funny. Claypool eating nachos... that`s a type of humour I may use. I laughed very mucho. So don`t scratch your head if I`ve used that somewhere on the possible article. But I wish, I truly wish, that if you have any kinds of ideas, please stuck them through my throat and watch while I`m suffering. I truly wish it. I suck at making pictures, winky wink.
Just when you thought my strange comment is over, I still have a part to... say. It seems you`re an administarator or something similar. How it`s possible to be an admin-thing if not writing much stuff? I mean, is it possible that I can be an admin, altough I`ve done nothing yet? Okay, I`ve written few shitty articles and been here just... umm... few months, but you`ve been there... a lot of time, so you have more respect. This may sound stupid, but I`m just curious. Smack me if you want. OMG!!! It`s Cat the Colourful, Jesus Christ!!! 12:30 18 October 2011
Oh my god, your collective modesty is making the whole community retch and gag. Im gaging so hard i have to fight to breathe. Between the two of you there is excelent writing, ideas, help and solid administration. I award you both the trianual medal for uncyclopedian awsomeness if you could just stop the self deprecation. :) :) :) --ShabiDOO 16:39, October 18, 2011 (UTC)
hahahaha, sorry about that dude. And Cat, as for why I'm an admin, I was just super helpful back in the day and was frequently cleaning up lame articles and had at least some involvement with the community (voting and whatnot). That's how I remember it, maybe if there's any other old timers, they can back me up on this. Writing really shouldn't ever have to be a requirement to be an administrator (I guess, I'm probably like the only one who hasn't written shit afterall), but it would probably help seeing how this is supposed to be a comedy site. I don't know. --Roman Dog Bird 16:56, October 18, 2011 (UTC)
Gasp...and now you are appologising...hahaha. I wasn't serious about the vomiting part. I just think theres a difference between saying "I try to write" or "Im not sure if my writing is any good" vs. "I suck" or "The worst idea ever". They can often be self fulfilling prophesies. Or maybe Im wrong and we should discredit ourselves all the time and aim for dissapointment. Im no longer sure. How can we know? Who can tell us? Who are we? Is anyone there? --ShabiDOO 18:21, October 18, 2011 (UTC)

edit You know...

You're awesome. Have I mentioned that lately? 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 03:44, 23 October 2011

Not really. But I appreciate this. Thank you. OMG!!! It`s Cat the Colourful, Jesus Christ!!! 11:04 24 October 2011

edit Woof woof! It's the UnSignpost!

~ Fnoodle (talk) (my creator) 03:01, October 27, 2011 (UTC)

edit The alternative to the alternative to the alternative

Wake & Bake with
Dr Strange
Thursdays, 6 -10am
KFJC 89.7fm
Radio devil.color.741x600

Thanks for the vote on College DJ!--DRStrangesig5 Sherman Fingertalk  13:58, October 28, 2011 (UTC)

edit Generic UnSignpost header

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 00:53, 3 November 2011

edit Ōkami

Hey damn cat, do you still want a Pee Review on this? Wasn't it featured? If it wasn't featured and you still want a review, leave me a message on my talk page, I'll review it then with pleasure. Snowflake mini Mattsnow 06:10, November 3, 2011 (UTC)

Sorry for the time it takes, I'm kinda busy, I'll do it soon... I hope! Snowflake mini Mattsnow 01:23, November 7, 2011 (UTC)
After a 2 month wait, here it is! Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/Ōkami I hope that helps and don't be shy about asking for any help! Snowflake mini Mattsnow 18:18, November 9, 2011 (UTC)

edit Generic UnSignpost header

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 00:47, 10 November 2011

edit UnSignpost - 17 November 2011

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 00:26, 17 November 2011

edit UnSignpost - 24 November 2011

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 02:10, 24 November 2011

edit You Voted For Me For Noob Of The Month!

Pizza delivery1 Thanks for voting for me for Noob Of The Month

As a reward, I give you one of my pizzas!

Thanks for the vote! --Coke 05:53, November 30, 2011 (UTC)

Okay thanks for thanking me! And please, close your things, pliz? I did it, now it looks better, no offence. But remember to close those weird things. OMG!!! It`s Cat the Colourful, Jesus Christ!!! 13:10 1 December 2011

edit UnSignpost - 1 December 2011

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 05:13, 1 December 2011

edit UnSignpost - 8 December 2011

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 00:21, 8 December 2011

edit Sega

The article has been moved here. Thought you'd like to know since you nominated it for VFH, now you may gaze upon it at any time and do... whatever it is that you do. --ChiefjusticeDS 14:39, December 10, 2011 (UTC)

Ah it's so sad... I thought if fisher price and all those other weird articles are featured, why this then wasn't? This world is too cruel for Sega-hiring questions... OMG!!! It`s Cat the Colourful, Jesus Christ!!! 10:48 11 December 2011

edit UnSignpost - 15 December 2011

--ChiefjusticeDS 10:23, December 15, 2011 (UTC)

edit UnSignpost - 22 December 2011

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 03:48, 22 December 2011

edit UnSignpost - 29 December 2011

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 00:52, 29 December 2011

edit Cat the Wonderful

Hello, and happiest of new things. I saw your comment on the walk into a bar collab, and everyone is invited. Read my notice, it says everyone, I just happened to get tired of pasting the same damn notice on pages and had to sign off, so that's the reason. Now I've got you and others pissed at me and all I did was stop pasting pasting pasting it was horrible all the pasting pasting like an endless loop of sour dough cooking cooking cooking for centuries. Please come back and make up some jokes that can be deleted. Thanks! Aleister New Year's Day Yay!

Yeah, no, yes, but, cats, I knew that everyone was invited. I saw your message on Lyri's talkpage, (stalking again,) where I remember that you said you won't make a notice of the bar walking joke to everyone. Of course, that's fine with me, there's lots of users here that even don't deserve to be mentioned. The thing I put there was kind of a joke, a bad one, but I tried to be what people call as 'humorous'. So I'm not pissed off, but it's nice that someone made another section to mah talkpage. Hoorah new sections! OMG!!! It`s Cat the Colourful, Jesus Christ!!! 09:00 2 January 2012

edit UnSignpost - January 5th, 2012

edit Greetings

I have gone through my records and it appears as though you may have voted for me for some award, supported one or more of my articles on VFH, or supported one or more of my images on VFP, in the past year or so. If this is not the case, then please ignore this message. Otherwise, thank you for your support. May you have a long and fruitful life, and have many parasites. 1234 ~ 16px-Pointy 18:57, 6 January 2012

I like parasites. They taste good.
Oh, sorry, I didn't mean to scare anyone. Thanks for remembering me! OMG!!! It`s Cat the Colourful, Jesus Christ!!! 16:36 21 January 2012

edit UnSignpost - 12 January 2012

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 01:00, 12 January 2012

edit UnSignpost - 19 January 2012

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 15:05, 19 January 2012

Don't mind me. Just here to borrow your paper. Pup 06:53 19 Jan '12

edit  :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)


CLICK HERE--ShabiDOO 09:59, January 24, 2012 (UTC)

edit UnSignpost - 26 January 2012

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 08:26, 26 January 2012

edit UnSignpost - 3 February 2012

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 03:08, 3 February 2012

edit UnSignpost - 10 February 2012

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 10:22, 10 February 2012

edit Your happy monkey topic


Your topic my dear Cat the Colourful is: Polytheism .

  1. Write the article on your namespace
  2. I'll be judging the articles based on creativity, originality and cleverness.
  3. Good luck, you have until tomorrow night (23.59 UTC, 6:59PM ET) to finish.

(happy monkey if 5 minutes late and feels just awful!)

--ShabiDOO 12:03, February 11, 2012 (UTC)

edit UnSignpost - 18 February 2012

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 07:54, 18 February 2012

edit UnSignpost - 23 February 2012

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 01:45, 23 February 2012

edit UnSignpost - 1 March 2012

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 00:22, 1 March 2012

edit UnSignpost - 8 March 2012

~ Pointy I am Haydrahlienne, I am a bot, and I have no feelings. 00:20, 8 March 2012

edit Talkback

Stfu teller
Hello, Cat the Colourful. You have someone talking to you at Sockpuppet of a banned user's talk page thingy.
You can get rid of this ugly thing at any time by removing the {{Talkback}} template.

Sockpuppet of a banned user (talk) 20:16, March 31, 2012 (UTC)

Where were you? I thought you were attacked by a dog!!! Don't ever scare me like that again, cat! Snowflake mini Mattsnow 22:31, March 31, 2012 (UTC)
No need to be scared. I just... I just... tried the life without Uncyclopedia... But then I got these withdrawals so I had to return. Happy easter everyone! OMG!!! It`s Cat the Colourful, Jesus Christ!!! 07:59 1 April 2012

edit Hey

I thought I said something about this on a talk page or something already, but as it appears I didn't - welcome back.                               Puppy's talk page11:16 31 Mar

Oh Puppy... You're so funny... OMG!!! It`s Cat the Colourful, Jesus Christ!!! 08:00 1 April 2012

edit UnSignpost 5 April 2012

9001(bot) Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png MrNCyber.JPG 20:31, Apr 5

edit UnSignpost - Free Pixels Inside!

--Pwn head Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 21:28, April 12, 2012 (UTC)

edit UnSignpost 19th April 2012

9001(bot) Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png MrNCyber.JPG 14:47, Apr 19

edit UnSignpost Apr 26th 2012

9001(bot) Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png MrNCyber.JPG 00:43, Apr 26

edit No.

I haven't been ated by a dog.

Just wanted to inform. Don't ask. OMG!!! It`s Cat the Colourful, Jesus Christ!!! 15:47 28 April 2012

edit I would like to bring your attention to this forum

Forum:Vote to De-Op Lyrithya                               Puppy's talk page03:20 07 May

Cat the Colourful Cat
Cat the Colourful - Meow?
TALK - 11:49, May 7, 2012 (UTC)
Ya know Ly is a person too.

edit Your template

Hello again. As nice as the new template you are using to post in forums and on awards pages is, please don't use it. To list the reasons why: it breaks up and disrupts the pages you use it on and it draws unnecessary attention to your additions above those of other users. Feel free to make use of it here, on your talk page, but not on the wiki as a whole. As it combines your signature within it I believe it should fall under the same rules as signatures, the rules for which are found here. I am entirely open to hearing any arguments you have to the contrary but as it is I am requesting that you stop using the template except in your userspace. --ChiefjusticeDS 12:32, May 7, 2012 (UTC)

Cat the Colourful Cat
Cat the Colourful - Meow?
TALK - 05:22, May 9, 2012 (UTC)
Do I know you?
At this moment I don't have anything clever to include in my arguments. Umm... If I'd ask a permission from, umm, let's say you, could I use it when writing into YOUR usertalkpage, for example. I'd stop using it in forums and awards and such, but... Usertalkpages? What do you say? If I'd ask a permission from those users, could I use it? Do we have a deal? Fine sir? Or... Could you change your mind if... if I'd do a similar template to you? Hm? I know you want a one. See how colourful it is... Hmm... I know you want it...
That would cost a one life, please.
If someone doesn't mind you using it on their talk page go ahead. I'd really rather you didn't use it elsewhere, I'd certainly rather you didn't do it on my talk page. If you ask people and they don't mind you using it on their talk pages then it's fine. --ChiefjusticeDS 16:54, May 9, 2012 (UTC)
Like Chief says... It's one of them things.. Yes it is cool. That's why everyone else would want something like that also. If we all used something like that the whole place would be a right pickle, and it would be very hard to tell what was going on! MrN Icons-flag-gb HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 17:06, May 9
Cat the Colourful Cat
Cat the Colourful - Meow?
TALK - 11:24, May 10, 2012 (UTC)
Thank you kind sir. Not in your talkpage then. *draws a line in a list*

edit hey cat=

While the template is maybe not ideal for forums, it could be used awsomely in an article. If you are interested we could make a fake chat room or forum conversation using that template. A COLAB! what do you think? --ShabiDOO 11:27, May 8, 2012 (UTC)

Cat the Colourful Cat
Cat the Colourful - Meow?
TALK - 05:09, May 9, 2012 (UTC)
Hmm... Sounds delicious! I'm in! I like colabs! But... I have this little article which I'm writing with the Roman Dog Bird. Yes, we're still doing it! : ) We're propably going to finish that first, don't worry I promise that won't take that much time! I'll let you know when I'm ready, right at this moment I'm pretty busy... But no very long... *stabs ChiefJusticeDS*
Rock and roll!! --ShabiDOO 11:31, May 9, 2012 (UTC)
Cat...we can talk about the article here. There are no rules or limits to colabing, we can to it anyway we like. You'll have to make two new templates for our characters (i dont yet know their names). The article can just be two alternating templates, with different colours and pictures, would you mind making two (im not sure pink will work if this is a story about two dickheads picking on people in the office. This will be fun --ShabiDOO 19:14, May 13, 2012 (UTC)

edit UnSignpost May 25th, 2012

--Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 00:02 May 25 2012

edit HowTo:Swim

Yes, that was stupid (and has now been huffed). But Ban Patrol is for malevolent, and I don't think Anon rises to that level, especially as this was his only work (in the last 4 years). What if he was just doing Sandbox work, and we ban him? What if he can write funny stuff (though there is no evidence of that). Spıke ¬ 19:29 25-May-12

Okay, understood. But he didn't do a sandbox-article right? I just thought this was some spammerguy or something, because he first wrote an article which was huffed and wrote immediatly another one. Or... maybe I just acted too fastly... Sorry, I won't do that again. OMG!!! It`s Cat the Colourful, Jesus Christ!!! 04:38 28 May 2012
If you do do it again, Im going to lift your house out of the ground and throw it (with you inside) all the way to the sun where it will burn to ashes. Your remains will sail towards other stars and will be the building blocks of new life and horrible black holes.'ve been warned. --ShabiDOO 04:52, May 28, 2012 (UTC)
Cat the Colourful Cat
Cat the Colourful - Meow?
TALK - 04:55, May 28, 2012 (UTC)
Wow... But... If you'd do that.. I'd... DIE! *cries out loud*
Either that or Ill give you a paper cut that really stings. --ShabiDOO 05:12, May 28, 2012 (UTC)
Cat the Colourful Cat
Cat the Colourful - Meow?
TALK - 13:14, May 28, 2012 (UTC)
NO! I'd rather die than get a papercut! *jumps from the cliff*

edit Okay, wtf is with that sig?

It keeps changing and it's not formatted correctly. I'll make you a free, super-duper awesome Chuck Norris sig if you want. IT can be any color, any specs, pop-out, etc. whatever you want, just message me on my talk page. A (Ruins) 18:27, May 28, 2012 (UTC)

Cat the Colourful Cat
Cat the Colourful - Meow?
TALK - 18:38, May 28, 2012 (UTC)
Which one do you mean? Maybe you mean the one on that forum about the first one there? That was a poor attempt to be the first one to edit it (to get the prize, of course) and I just did it wrongly on purpose (noticed the TUC-part? LOOOOOL!!!) Lately, my frined have discovered Chuck Norris and they're doing all kinds of 'funny' jokes about him, and so, at this moment, Chuck Norris really pisses me off. So not. And I have the OMG!-sig which I use quite often, and, weel, this one which you see right now, so I don't really need anymore thankyou anyways. (I also have two other ones somewhere... The thing is that, well, somewhere...) The reason for why I'm not using this sig outside my talkpage, may be found if you check some titles upwards. Yes, Fuck ChiefjusticeDS.

edit VFS

Op votes count as double so that is why the score is funny. That is all. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Icons-flag-au 10:44, June 6, 2012 (UTC)

Okay didn't know that. Thanks! Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Sleeping Cat 10:49, 6 June, 2012 (UTC)

edit Matty B

While we are talking about problematic new users (on Ban Patrol): A Change Summary of Undid revisions. In. Your. Face. is not helpful. Spıke ¬ 19:21 7-Jun-12

Sorry, I was being 'funny'. But I can't undo multiple versions, so I had to go to the old version (of Romartus) and edit and then save. And I can't remember all the long stuff that comes out when you press the 'undo'-button, so I was being creative. But maybe that wasn't very wise. Sorry. Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Sleeping Cat 19:25, 7 June, 2012 (UTC)
Am not criticizing the revert, only the summary, In. Your. Face. Spıke ¬ 19:30 7-Jun-12

PS--I reverted your last on Ban Patrol, with a message to you in the Change Summary (No, I am not an Admin) because, to quote BP, "THIS IS NOT A DISCUSSION PAGE." (emphasis in original) Spıke ¬ 19:27 7-Jun-12

PPS--Sorry about that last: I got an edit conflict, but your edit was not shown, so I deleted you. Spıke ¬ 19:29 7-Jun-12

No worries, I forgive you. And sorry for discussing on BP. I'll contact Chief for the IP Address-thing. Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Sleeping Cat 09:17, 8 June, 2012 (UTC)

edit Just a mention

Telling a user "we will ban you" is probably not the best way to warn them not to do something. It gives a new user the impression that "these guys are no fun and I'm leaving" instead of "these guys have their priorities in order and I'll try to comply with their site rules in the future". So I'd just say please be a little more....fluffy? Yeah, I'll go with fluffy. Be a little more fluffy in warning small-time offenders like that. The warning isn't bad, so much as the wording was. Thanks :) -RAHB 09:39, June 8, 2012 (UTC)

Actually, you're not the first one to tell me how rude am I towards newbies. : ) I just wanted him to know that I'm serious, but maybe it was bit too attacking... I'll try to be more... fluffier in future. Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Sleeping Cat 09:43, 8 June, 2012 (UTC)
Indeed. Angrier warnings have their place, but only if people start showing a history of ignoring the kinder ones, like if an ICU has to be replaced on the same article three times or something. -RAHB 09:46, June 8, 2012 (UTC)
Cat the Colourful Cat
Cat the Colourful - Meow?
TALK - 09:50, June 8, 2012 (UTC)
If I've understood it right, Tickle has replaced the ICU now... two times? Can I remind him again if the third time comes, or does this work only in the same article?
I'm counting it as one offense because he essentially removed them both at the same time, I assume without being aware of the repercussions. Now he's been warned in the edit summaries and on his talk page and stuff, so I hope he gets the message. Otherwise the best thing to do would be to add the ICUs back and if he keeps doing it then put him on ban patrol. -RAHB 10:04, June 8, 2012 (UTC)

edit How's this, honey pie?

Flirt flirt. A (Ruins) 20:53, 8 June 2012

Cat the Colourful Cat
Cat the Colourful - Meow?
TALK - 08:05, June 9, 2012 (UTC)
Aww cute! Well done!
By the way, where do you live? (State/country, obviously) A (Ruins) 16:59, 9 June 2012
Cat the Colourful Cat
Cat the Colourful - Meow?
TALK - 17:09, June 9, 2012 (UTC)
In Finland, EU. It's a pretty northy (?) place.
You seemed like an EU-in, with your spelling of "colorful" as "colourful". You got Skype? You seem to be a person worth talking to. A (Ruins) 17:19, 9 June 2012

User:Cat the Colourful/ffsig2

I don't take no for an answer. Get Skype today! Besides, webcam and voice are NOT mandatory. In fact, only 1/10 of my calls/chats are through voice. The IM feature is more frequently used, I suggest you get it; it's like MSN. A (Ruins) 18:21, 9 June 2012
I don't use MSN either... As I said before (no wait it seems that I didn't... Where's my ANSWER?!!), I'm against all social/electric/fecebook/memebook/I Know Your Meme/Ponyporn/MSN-media. Not really a big fan of that kind of stuff. It is veryveryvery pleasent that you asked anyways, this is not any 'hahaha now Aimsplash will CRY!'-kind of answer, I just don't dig in that kind of stuff. Sorry... Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Sleeping Cat 18:27, 9 June, 2012 (UTC)
FFFFFFFIf you don't like social media, then Skype is okay. It's just something that we can communicate with like a phone or e-mail, just faster :D
So yeah, I won't rest until I force you to get Skype :P A (Ruins) 18:45, 9 June 2012
Then... I must stop answering. I am not getting Skype, whether you rest or not (I though recommend you to take a nap at some point), The end. With a large T. I believe that, hopefully, there are other people similar like me that altough wants to use their lifetime on something like Skype in this small rock known as Earth, just goooooogle 'people similar like Cat (with a large C) who wants to Skype'. I am not very interested on Skype, deal with it. I can give you my e-mail address if you want, but... no Skype please. It's not designed for people like me. Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Sleeping Cat 17:14, 10 June, 2012 (UTC)
Gmail? A (Ruins) 18:59, 10 June 2012
Well... I have Gmail! I can see that you're going to ask me about g-talk next... A question: You don't need to upload anything for G-talk right? Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Sleeping Cat 19:14, 10 June, 2012 (UTC)
No, you don't need to download* anything for GTalk. Also, nice prediction. You can email me your email address, and I'll add you from there. A (Ruins) 22:03, 10 June 2012

edit Don't

threaten new contributers when they make a mistake. It's detrimental to the site on a much more serious scale to a vandal, bad judgements here will kill off decent contributers.--Sycamore (Talk) 22:57, June 10, 2012 (UTC)

...RAHB told me already... Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Sleeping Cat 06:40, 11 June, 2012 (UTC)

edit Added you

D A (Ruins) 13:04, 11 June 2012
P (<nowiki> is recommended when using :. :D) Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Sleeping Cat 18:50, 11 June, 2012 (UTC)

xD A (Ruins) 02:02, 12 June 2012 
Whoa! Colors! Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Sleeping Cat 07:10, 12 June, 2012 (UTC)

edit Thanks nice kitty

The Spielberg page is good with that beginning. I know I over did the text a bit and don't mind your 'elp. He had 1 life that fills 9 so I understand your resentment. Leave as much as you can of what I wroted I'm not as brite as others and I like pussy a lot though! Ticklethekeys (talk) 09:08, June 14, 2012 (UTC)
...Pussy? GODDAMMIT I AIN'T NO WOMAN! Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Sleeping Cat 09:17, 14 June, 2012 (UTC)
I see from the above comments you are a bad kitty! Yes, you are too OTT with new people. I have had no problem with Matt, the wise tree and my mentor RAHB. I don't mind you change bits etc. but a cat that's done licking itself gets bored I suppose. Look after the new people and don't be meow. The site NEEDS respect from users. I know you are a Tom but it was nice saying pussy. It's my fav word if you don't mind? Let's be friends puddy, I am not a yellow bird. My name is Daniel and I eat Lions for Breaky-poos! Love, Ticklethekeys (talk) 09:28, June 14, 2012 (UTC)
I believe the reason for my aggression is that I have really weird sense of humor. I... think... Saying 'goddammit I ain't no woman' is just pure comedy gold. And I kinda had the feeling that I must say that. And lately, Aimsplode, Zombiebaron and Electric Mozilla Chinzilla or something like that have all thought I'm a girl. It makes me sad. : And yeah we ca be friends but I'm one of those 'act before thinking'-guys. And I don't have any problems with RAHB nor Matt. Actually, I love everyone here at Uncyc. They're like... They're like... family! *sob* Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Sleeping Cat 09:36, 14 June, 2012 (UTC)
Don't cwy puddy. No problem at all, yes, we are like a family but more odd is that we are like the most spread out office building in the world because it kind of covers the world. Let's keep up our good work!
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edit Bring out your dead! It's the UnSignpost!

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edit Total Nonstop Action Snooker

You seem to be edit-warring with a very new user who seems to be attached to a version of this article written by a very old user (who was never banned). Communication needs to take place; if he declines, escalate the disagreement. Spıke ¬ 18:34 28-Jun-12

edit Sorry I didn't show up sooner

I actually read your message to me a long time ago and I'd like to say that it personally put a smile on my face. :)

To answer your question, it's purely coincidental that my name sounds like Mattsnow; my name is Matthlock because my real first name is Matthew, and Matthlock is merely a combination of my first name and Matlock, which formed together a name that I thought sounded cool. Anyway, nice talking to you. You are by far one of the most "colourful" characters I've ever met! Matthlock Bernie Soundgarden 800px-Flag of Moldova.svg Talal of Jordan Lionel Hutz 800px-Flag of India svg Dafydd el Gordon-gekko-from-wall-street 600px-Flag of Romania.svg Idi Amin Angryblackman Flag of Andorra LOTL-11 Have-you-seen-this-boy 800px-Flag of Nicaragua.svg Blue Öyster Cult Kurt Demmler 1989 The Honorable Flag of Quebec 23:37, June 28, 2012 (UTC)

Cat the Colourful Cat
Cat the Colourful - Meow?
TALK - 16:50, July 2, 2012 (UTC)
Yes, Matthlock does sound great. A great combination. Honest to God. And thanks, I like being a colourful character! *takes an animegirl-like position and smiles*

edit Stop, drop and roll! It's the UnSignpost!

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edit How would you like to participate in a forum I've created?

Forum:Are you a Matthlock? Welcome to the machine MATTHLOCK 20:50, July 5, 2012 (UTC)

edit What...

Do I have to do to get new messages on my talk page? Welcome to the machine MATTHLOCK 18:45, July 12, 2012 (UTC)

Cat the Colourful Cat
Cat the Colourful - Meow?
TALK - 08:02, July 13, 2012 (UTC)
??? Are you really asking that? Umm, just do it like you're making a new title to a page, like === New title ===. Or, if you're asking about the button to do a new title, I have no idea... But Aimsplode has a one in his talkpage, view the source and you'll get it.
No, I was actually asking how much does it take to get new messages on my talk page every day? Do I have to strip for everyone? Welcome to the machine MATTHLOCK 19:10, July 13, 2012 (UTC)
That would help. Or then vandal something like Adolf Hitler and a nice admin comes and tells you to kill you if you do not stop it. Use your imagination and you'll invent something! Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Sleeping Cat 19:13, 13 July, 2012 (UTC)

edit You...

Have new messages on my talk page. Welcome to the machine MATTHLOCK 17:22, July 18, 2012 (UTC)

Just one more message and that's all for our discussion today. (If you are in any way interested.) Welcome to the machine MATTHLOCK 19:15, July 18, 2012 (UTC)
Sorry, I logged off when you answered already. :( But now I have answered already. Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Sleeping Cat 07:03, 19 July, 2012 (UTC)

edit We've got boner for news! It's the UnSignpost!

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edit Just thought you wanted to know

That Sunday July 29th will mark one year since my first edit on Uncyclopedia as Matthlock! What a long ways I've come! You can congratulate me on my talk page on that day if you'd like to. Welcome to the machine MATTHLOCK 21:29, July 20, 2012 (UTC)

edit Get Your UnSignPost! Now More Respected Than The Town Crier!

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edit When the clock strikes midnight, it will be Sunday...

Then you can congratulate me on being on Uncyclopedia for an entire year. I'm really excited about this, personally. Welcome to the machine MATTHLOCK 20:38, July 28, 2012 (UTC)

edit Still having trouble

A while back, I posted "Signature trouble" on the Help forum. I replaced the template, but it didn't work, and now my signature looks like this: [[User: ChromaNebula|<span style=color:red>C/span><span style=color:orange>h/span><span style=color:yellow>r/span><span style=color:green>o/span><span style=color:blue>m/span><span style=color:purple>a/span><span style=color:silver>Nebula</span>]] (talk) When I try to fix it in Preferences, I get a red message: "Invalid raw signature. Please check HTML tags." I did check the wikitext box. Do you have any idea what could be going on? Thank you. [[User: ChromaNebula|<span style=color:red>C/span><span style=color:orange>h/span><span style=color:yellow>r/span><span style=color:green>o/span><span style=color:blue>m/span><span style=color:purple>a/span><span style=color:silver>Nebula</span>]] (talk) 15:55, July 30, 2012 (UTC)

I found the reason: you have invalid html-tags! Instead of /span you used incorrectly, you have put it like '</span>'. You forgot < ... I hope that helps! Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Sleeping Cat 09:22, 31 July, 2012 (UTC)

It's still giving me trouble. I tried fixing the HTML tags: ChromaNebula (talk) Preferences still says that the HTML tags are invalid, and it won't let me fix my signature. How do I fix it? [[User: ChromaNebula|<span style=color:red>C</span><span style=color:orange>h</span><span style=color:yellow>r</span><span style=color:green>o</span><span style=color:blue>m</span><span style=color:purple>a</span><span style=color:silver>Nebula</span>]] (talk) 18:03, August 4, 2012 (UTC)

Mmm... Have you pressed the 'I want to use wikitext in my signature'-button in your preferences? If not, please tell me and I will help you further. Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Sleeping Cat 17:20, 5 August, 2012 (UTC)
Yes, I have. It didn't help. [[User: ChromaNebula|<span style=color:red>C</span><span style=color:orange>h</span><span style=color:yellow>r</span><span style=color:green>o</span><span style=color:blue>m</span><span style=color:purple>a</span><span style=color:silver>Nebula</span>]] (talk) 23:52, August 5, 2012 (UTC)

edit Question,

Are you Finnish, Cat? (Not that I have a problem with that, I'm just wondering.) Welcome to the machine MATTHLOCK 19:07, August 1, 2012 (UTC)

Yes, how did you guess? Now you, Zombiebaron, Mimo&maxus, Oliphaunte, Aimsplode and other people at IRC knows about it. How do you feel, to be one of the chosen people? Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Sleeping Cat 17:06, 2 August, 2012 (UTC)
Well, my first clue that was you were really into a Finnish death metal band. My second was when I was looking at my gmail yesterday and your address had a very Finnish-sounding name on it. It feels cool to be one of the chosen people. Welcome to the machine MATTHLOCK 17:36, August 2, 2012 (UTC)
You're welcome! Altough, if we'd be 'correct', the genre is 'Industrial Metal', a band which mixes techno and metal (like Rammstein), but Turmion Kätilöt also mixes Death Metal. Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Sleeping Cat 17:47, 2 August, 2012 (UTC)
Oh yeah, and tell me what do you think of this picture? 0483d3a7bfec984d64fb941ec0896099 I didn't actually make it, I found it somewhere on the internet and I really liked and put into my pictures collection. I think you know who's who. Tell me what you think. Welcome to the machine MATTHLOCK 17:49, August 3, 2012 (UTC)
It fits greatly in the article! It's getting really great, mister! Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Sleeping Cat 17:55, 3 August, 2012 (UTC)

edit I wish there was an Uncyclolove button...

Thank you for helping me with my signature! I wish I could give you a barnstar or other Uncyclo-love, but I don't know how to do images, and there's no Uncyclo-love button on Uncyclopedia talk pages. Anyway, if you ever need help with humour or prose or spelling/grammar, I'd be happy to help, as those are my specialties...ChromaNebula (talk) 17:53, August 6, 2012 (UTC)

Didn't like lime? :D I feel great for just helping you, but I will keep that in mind if I need your help someday. You're welcome, and thanks for thanking! :) Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Sleeping Cat 18:51, 6 August, 2012 (UTC)

edit No need for eye protection, it's the UnSignpost!

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edit Are you talkin' to me?

First of all I want to thank you for the welcome message. I actually don't think I need to be adopted as a noob, 'cause I am one of the top users in the Greek Uncyclopedia. Be sure I will not quit tomorrow (maybe next week). The only problem I have is how to edit the Village trump. I tried yesterday, but I couldn't.--Sinner George (talk) 10:35, September 2, 2012 (UTC)

That Welcome-template I used is the same I do with everyone "new", glad you don't need to be adobted. So... Village Dump. Editing should happen normally like in any other page, but there's a chance (I'm not really sure about this, but I've heard that this sometimes happens) is that you aren't yet "autoconfirmed", which means, that either you haven't done enough edits or haven't been enough days here, so you can't edit certain pages or forums. Or, if you meant you want to create a new forum headline, there's a bos for that below all those forum-names. Just put a great forum title at that box, like "Greetings from Greek" or something similar, do stuff at that forum, press save and it should exist. Hope that helped! :) Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Sleeping Cat 05:07, 4 September, 2012 (UTC)

edit Set phasers to frag! It's the UnSignpost!

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edit Colours

Hey, I wanna create a template, but I can't find a proper colour for the background. Is there any list with colours (e.g. #ddddb0)??--Icons-flag-gr Sir Sinner blah blah 13:37, September 6, 2012 (UTC)

Hmm... I suck at that #hgufidbuh-stuff, I always use easy <span style=color:whateverIwanttouse></span>. I believe that you could find somethingfrom the internet or something. But, gladly, if you tell me a type of color you want to use, I could find that for you. Okay? Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Sleeping Cat 05:25, 13 September, 2012 (UTC)

edit Do you got time?

If so, head over to Gmail pronto. Welcome to the machine MATTHLOCK 17:19, September 22, 2012 (UTC)

Oh damn, sorry, I didn't really have time that day... But I have some next saturday. Deal? Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Sleeping Cat 13:41, 24 September, 2012 (UTC)

edit hi


A lollipop for voting me!

So, I was wondering how you got the date and time in your sig. I would also like to know if there's any way to use a sig and still have the date/time, but not change the default sig in preferences. Thank you for your time. Priestweinrib The Priest King WeinribŽ of JupiterPriestweinrib 15:40, September 26, 2012 (UTC)

What do you mean? Well, how I made my time appear in the sig, I just put four <nowikis>{{{}}}</nowiki> in the sig, like {{{1}}}, {{{2}}}, {{{3}}} and {{{4}}}, and then went to my preferences and put this after my signature; |{{subst:CURRENTTIME}}|{{subst:CURRENTDAY}}|{{subst:CURRENTMONTHNAME}}|{{subst:CURRENTYEAR}}}}. Hope that helped. Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Sleeping Cat 04:53, 27 September, 2012 (UTC)
Ah, I see. It's poop that you have to switch out sigs so often to use a different one. Thanks, this actually helped a lot. Priestweinrib The Priest King WeinribŽ of JupiterPriestweinrib 12:24, September 27, 2012 (UTC)
You're welcome! Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Sleeping Cat 14:11, 27 September, 2012 (UTC)

edit Hello

I should have been posted the soloution in my talk page.--fcukmanLOOS3R! Desu desu 05:45, October 8, 2012 (UTC)

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edit last one to edit

My dear friend here you are --ShabiDOO 11:53, December 3, 2012 (UTC)

edit Here's a thing

Big psych jam here. Recorded some other good ones this weekend but I still need to get them edited and stuff. Enjoy! :D -RAHB 03:45, December 4, 2012 (UTC)

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Reporting this guy to Ban Patrol was a good move. (I notice text of identical length inserted on three pages in three different userspaces.) Striking up a conversation on an IP talk page is as unproductive as trying to make friends by calling coin telephones. I only do so when we have hooked a good one who needs to be talked into registering a username. Speaking of Finland, I've just bought the album Rituals by Ageness (symphonic rock from 1995), pretty good. Spıke ¬ 17:34 8-Dec-12

Oh, I'm touched! Thank you, thank you. Yeah, I still have no idea why I created the talkpage, I just did what my hand told me to. My brains started working after I saw the two and a half-words in the talkpage. Weird. I apologize for that part. Also, I haven't yet heard about Ageness, but as I listen quite a lot of rock/metal I could go check it out. Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Sleeping Cat 17:42, 8 December, 2012 (UTC)
Try-before-you-buy. They have complex chord progressions, good harmony, a really harsh voice for the lead singer. The songs are memorable but haven't "grown on me" in the week I've listened to them. Amazon has only one other from them, Imageness--I'll probably wind up buying it. PS--Time for you to archive; it's annoying knowing I am paying per byte to load the contents of a year's worth of UnSignposts every time I read your page. Spıke ¬ 18:05 8-Dec-12

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