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Cashmag12000 is an evil, Satanic spawn. He rebelled against the Uncyclopedian Gods, and was cast down into a fiery pit for all eternity for it. Since then, he has been the cause of all blanking, nonsense, in-jokes, dumb comments, heresy, anti-Catholicism, and other sin in the Uncylopedian Universe. He managed to break into the Gods' secret bunker, and steal the highest award they had stored in their weapons arsenal, but due to the all-powerful nature of the Gods, was only able to keep it for like 10 minutes. Ever since, he has waged war on them. He is also a Uncyclopedia Heretic, and maybe even a Cake Killer.