User:Carlos the Mean

Superfluous complications to my user page

Commander of the Order

This user is a total UKer and is terribly polite (British Uncyclopedians)

uk-N This user is a native speaker of Correct English.

us-0 This user does not understand American English and hates people that speak it because they're all annoying foreigners.

fr-E This user only speaks Français because it was a required course in school.

ow-2 This user has all of Oscar Wilde's books under his/her bed and really wants to read them.

cpp-P This f****r speaks C++ heavily laced with profanity that would make a f*****g a*****e sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.

<div style="color:#FFF; text-decoration: underline;">colon-ma</div> This user has a malignant tumor in his colon.

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