User:Careax

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Careax Portrait

Behold the awesome cleansing power of Careax!

edit About me

  • Location: California, USA
  • Age: Old enough to know better
  • Gender: Male
  • Political Leaning: Radical conservative liberal (a.k.a. argumentative cynic)
  • Physical Appearance: 57 feet tall, green iguana skin, banana arms and legs, chicken head
  • Interests: Comedy, computers, useless trivia, The Beautiful Game, beer and pudding
  • Sense of humor: VERY hit or miss (the majority being the latter)

edit My Uncyclopedia philosophy

  • If you come across an article that you find offensive or don't like, move on.
  • If you come across a decently long article that you don't find funny, edit it and improve it. Alternatively, leave it. Someone else obviously finds it funny.

edit New crap by me

edit Existing crap made even more crap by me

edit Visual crap by me

Some of my best/worst (take your pick!) creations...

Queen Band Mk2

Queen (band)

Teddy Sheringham Action

Teddy Sheringham

The Artist Formerly Known As Prince

The artist formerly known as Prince

EasyJet First Flight

EasyJet

Benny Hill Statue

Benny Hill

Clinton Gigolo

Bill Clinton and Rambler

Elmo Mug Shot

Elmo

Morris Dancers

Morris Dancing

OJ Cant Believe

O.J. Simpson and I Can't Believe It's Not Murder

Kim Il Jong Rapper

Kim Jong-Il

Spice Girls

Spice Girls

Mount Rushmore2

Mount Rushmore

Mr Benn

Tony Benn

Ross Perot

Ross Perot

Miss Cleo With Cat

Miss Cleo

Randy Making The Move

Randy

Charlton Heston NRA

NRA (deceased)

Captain Cook

Captain Cook

edit Other crap I really like

edit My language specifications

uk-N This user is a native speaker of Correct English.
us-A Yah meeht nawt beh abble tew undersvand zis usehr behkuz zey zpeek American English whif und estreemleh theuck akzent.
fr-X This user only speaks Français enough to seduce native Français speakers.
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