User:Careax

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Behold the awesome cleansing power of Careax!

edit About me

  • Location: California, USA
  • Age: Old enough to know better
  • Gender: Male
  • Political Leaning: Radical conservative liberal (a.k.a. argumentative cynic)
  • Physical Appearance: 57 feet tall, green iguana skin, banana arms and legs, chicken head
  • Interests: Comedy, computers, useless trivia, The Beautiful Game, beer and pudding
  • Sense of humor: VERY hit or miss (the majority being the latter)

edit My Uncyclopedia philosophy

  • If you come across an article that you find offensive or don't like, move on.
  • If you come across a decently long article that you don't find funny, edit it and improve it. Alternatively, leave it. Someone else obviously finds it funny.

edit New crap by me

edit Existing crap made even more crap by me

edit Visual crap by me

Some of my best/worst (take your pick!) creations...

Charlton Heston NRA
NRA (deceased)

edit Other crap I really like

edit My language specifications

uk-N This user is a native speaker of Correct English.
us-A Yah meeht nawt beh abble tew undersvand zis usehr behkuz zey zpeek American English whif und estreemleh theuck akzent.
fr-X This user only speaks Français enough to seduce native Français speakers.
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