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edit My Oscar Wilde Quotes
“This guy is a total babe magnet!”
<-- My favourite!
“Can I man really have that many shitty days?”
“I watch the Butterfly PV 24/7! Especially in slow mo!”
“He spends all the money on building a shitty Millenium Dome that no one gives a shit about, then he rises tax to get money he's supposed to spend on hospitals in the first place. Is this guy a bigger moron than George Bush? No, I don't think that's possible”
“Why doesn't Gates just called it Windows I-Look-So-Much-Like-Mac-OS? People didn't even like Windows before, why would they want a new and improved version of a bunch of crap?”
“Gay? No, I think you mean the Queen of England”
“If only they made Pokémon Wilde...”
“This guy is more of a lethal weapon than me! It hangs kinda low too”
“Geez, what the f**k is wrong with their eyes?!”
“Who's that sexy penguin?”
“Life's a bitch and then you meet me”
“So, who is the funny one then?”
“boku wa...kimi no...Vanilla!! (I'm your Vanilla)”
“Sports candy? Go stick it up my ass”
edit My Other Quotes
“I'm so gonna roundhouse kick that f**king Windows logo”
“I love him really”
“If Day 6 is going to star Oscar Wilde as the next threat to L.A., then we are fucked.”
“Since the Matrix was running on Windows, Smith got an BSOD and died”
“If they used Windows on their computers, I'll be surprised if they actually caught any terrorists”
“Previously on 24!”
“Damn it, damn it, damn it, damn it, damn it, damn it!!”
“I never actually considered being gay, but I would do this guy anytime.”
“OMG! You are my father!”
“I pity da fool who uses Windows!”~ Mr.T on Microsoft Windows
“AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!”~ You on Microsoft Windows
“Oh, herro. Great to see you again, Hans! I don't have any weapons of mass destwuction, OK Hans?”
“I'll help to throw the Jews down the well”
“Knighted? He's not even British! Fuck you, sir”~ British public on Bill Gates
