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“I pity da fool dat dun't leave a comment for dis sorry dude!”
“She's one boring bitch!”
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edit About Me
Hello, I am Cardcaptor Stacey. I can tell, you aren't impressed at the minute but it's going to take some time. I like editing the Bill Gates and Microsoft Windows articles (because everyone knows that they suck!). I love those kind of jokes and try my best to come up with my own content.
Well, I'm 100% English :D (just to let you know) but I love Japanese stuff
I love anything to do with the Internet and caring for my rabbits. When I'm not studying for my degree in Web Technology, I'm either doing my personal and fan sites anyway :P
Snoopy, PHP, phpBB, graphics (making avs & sigs), Photoshop, Dreamweaver, learning guitar, my manga, Japan, Uncyclopedia (of course)
edit Video Games
Favourites: Final Fantasy VII (PSX), LocoRoco, Lion King (Amiga), Kingdom Hearts (PS2), Tomb Raider II (PC/PSX), Path of Neo (PS2), Legend of Zelda: Wind Waker (GCX)
edit Video Game Characters
Yuffie Kisaragi, Lara Croft, Solid Snake, Relm Arrowny, Eiko Carol
Casino Royale (2006), Matrix Reloaded, Team America: World Police, Death Note, Ghostbusters 1&2, Three Musketeers, Police Story 1&2, Tokyo Raider, Taiyou no Uta, Cowboy Bebop: Knockin' on Heaven's Door, Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children, Rambo, Rocky
edit TV Shows
24, Dog the Bounty Hunter, Kung Faux, Scrubs, Futurama, Bones, Angel, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Father Ted
All in Japanese: Kumi Koda, HYDE, YUI, Sukima Switch, Younha, Mr.Children, Remioromen, The Checkers, Suga Shikao, WaT, Shiina Ringo, L'arc~en~Ciel, Gackt, Rain, Yamada Takayuki, BoA, Ryohei, MINMI, M-flo, melody., Ayumi Hamasaki, Janne Da Arc, Angela Aki, Scooby Do (not the freakin' dog)
Tatsuya Fujiwara, Yamada Takayuki, Erika Sawajiri, Kim Sung Soo, Song Hye Kyo
edit My Quotes
edit Favourite Quotes On Uncyclopedia
- "I do feel some sympathy for people who use Windows, especially those who've been using it for a long time. There were a lot of bugs in Windows 3.x, Windows 95, Windows 98, Windows 98SE, Windows 2000, and even in Windows XP. That's why we're going all-out with Windows Vista, to get rid of those bugs and replace them with all-new ones." (Bill Gates Quotes)
- "Why would you want to buy a computer that's preconfigured with Linux when for only $100 more you could have one that's preconfigured to not work at all?" (Bill Gates Quotes)
- "It's a little known fact that Steve Jobs has a pacemaker. It's even littler known fact that it runs on Windows. Boy, is he going to have a heart attack when we announce we no longer support that system. Ha! I said heart attack! He's got a pacemaker. Man I'm funny." (Bill Gates Quotes)
- "Internet Explorer is not compatible with the internet" (Bill Gates)
- "Carlsberg don't do Internet Explorer, but if they did, they'd probably be the best Internet Explorer in the world." ~ Carlsberg on Internet Explorer
- "That's it. I've had it with these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane! Everybody strap in! I'm going to open some fucking windows!" Snakes on a Plane
- "So what? He's some kind of computer master-mind because he can crash a computer? I use Windows 95, my computer crashes without me even touching it!" ~ Bill Gates on Neo
- "Goddammit, B.A.! Do you ever shut your fucking mouth?" Hannibal on Mr. T
- "Hasta la Windows, Vista!" Terminator on Windows Vista
- "Dammit Bill, dammit!!!" Jack Bauer on Bill Gates
- "I pity da fool who uses Microsoft" Mr. T on Microsoft
- "The day Microsoft makes something that doesn't suck is the day they make a vacuum cleaner." Oscar Wilde on Microsoft
- "Stand back! I'm about to open some fuckin windows in here!!" Samuel L Jackson on Motherfucking Snakes on a Motherfucking Microsoft computer in a motherfucking plane
edit Favourite Page Content
- "I'ma on drugs!"
- "Peach is'a my bitcha."
- "I love a da pasta."
- "Pasta is'a my life."
- from Mario
- The Bourne Motherfucker (2099)
- Pokémotherfucker 2: Gotta Fuck'em All (2000)
- Pokémotherfucker (2000)
- Reservoir Motherfuckers (1992)
- Motherfucker II: Judgement day (1991)
- Dial "M" for Motherfucker (1961)
- Carry On Motherfucker (1960)
- Motherfucker, Where's My Car? (1935)
- from Samuel_L._Jackson
- When Daniel Craig sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Daniel Craig has not had to pay taxes ever.
- Daniel Craig isn't beaten; he just lets other people win.
- from Daniel Craig
edit Favourite Articles On Uncyclopedia
edit Quotes From Me
“Burn IE's ass!”
“If it runs on Windows, then get insurance”
“You killed off Tony Almeida, so we're coming to get you”
“Wait, you're bringing him back?! Wow! What? As a bad guy? Are you fucking crazy?”
“There's no such thing! When English was taken over to America, the guys couldn't even spell, so they decided to do English their way! Colour may sound like color but you pronounce Bill Gates as asshole”
“French came from France, German came from Germany, oh and guess what?! English came from England! Well, I never!”
“Don't pity that fool!”
“OMG, he's awesome!”
edit Quotes On Me
“She made a website about me and now no one's coming to my official site!”
“If I hear one more thing about freaking HYDE I'm going to murder her”
“THE BITCH IS STALKING ME!!!!”
- By my friend Raiu. Thanks for them lol
“Staceyのリクエスト *wink wink*”
“Hello, English Girl!”
“I know your name!”
“Ha and I know yours too! "Your time has come"!”
edit Pics Stacey Made
edit Pics Stacey Likes
What the hell do you mean "Hello, English Girl!"
- The Checkers' Debut Single PV ギザギザハートの子守唄 they have text all over the screen saying "Hello, Japanese Girl!"
Oh, I would like to thank to everyone on this page :D You all rock!
edit See Also
- Final Fantasy
- Mr. T
- Yuffie Kisaragi
- Jack Bauer
- How To Be Funny And Not Just Stupid
edit External Links
- My Personal Domain - Has my graphics, webdesign, PHP, fanlistings etc on it
- Uncyclopedia Fanlisting - Yes, I made it :D
- My Koda Kumi Fansite - Has a small community