User:Captain Yankee

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Captain Yankee communicates only using Userboxes, except for what you just read which isn't really real.

UnUserboxes This user walks down the left hand path. Thus, they would be considered evil by the Catholic Church. (List of left hand path Uncyclopedians) This user's future is so bright they've gotta wear shades. ♂ This user is a boy and is made of slugs, snails and puppy dog tails. This user is addicted to Counter-strike, and won't mind blowing your face off with an AK-47. Formerly lost among the dregs of obscurity, this User has defected and crossed over from the dark side. Welcome to the machine.... This user is American ...and unabashedly proud of it! (List of American Uncyclopedians) Dialing... Verifying username and password... Shit! This user contributes using dial-up! Satan loves this user, and will be seeing him/her in hell shortly. Just because I think everyone is trying to kill me doesn't mean they aren't. You know what I mean? This user is a pyromaniac. This *bleep* user likes to *bleep* the use of *bleep* *bleep* profanity *bleep* This user is an Assault Soldier and is pWn1ng n00bs with his quarter gun. This user is a Sniper and has his/her rifle pointing at your head. For those without comedic tastes, the self-proclaimed experts at Wikipedia have an article about User:Captain Yankee. bu-N This user is a native speaker of Bullet and can fire high-caliber rounds in full-automatic mode.