User:Captain Radio Willy

Member of the Order

This user is Canadian ...and mildly smug about it!

This user is Canadian ...and actually admits to it!

Welcome to User:Captain Radio Willy page! Wait... I mean: Captain Radio Willy's User page! Well, I know that he's a good Captain and all, but why are you wasting time looking at my page when you could be doing something better with you time? ;-)

Captain Radio Willy has been around Uncyclopedia for a while now, but has not bothered to write enough articles so that he could gain awards such as writer of the month, so he is only a member of the order of the Uncyclopedia so far.

Also, this user was smart enough to create such non-deleted pages such as:

• M1cR0s0ft
• Sandwitch

Annnddd..... He was stupid enough to make such a horrible page that got deleted right away such as:

• IGame Online Advanced (An attempt to make a good article/RPG like Zork or Game which never got expanded and thus, sucked.)

And now, i'll list my comprehension of the languages for no reason at all!

ca-N	This user is a native speaker of Canajan, eh?.

en-3	This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of English.

fr-3	This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Français.

rh-E	This user only speaks Random Humour because it was a required course in school.

pe-1	This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Plain English.

us-1	This user is able to contribute with a basic level of American English.

fh-F	This user got an F in Fuckhead and likes their native language better (if they have one).

es-0	This user does not understand Español and hates people that speak it because they're all annoying foreigners.

tx-0	This user does not understand Texan and hates people that speak it because they're all annoying foreigners.

vl-0	This user does not understand Valley girl and hates people that speak it because they're all annoying foreigners.

There you go, hope that you're happy! :-D Thanks for coming to my page!