User:Captain Benjamin L. Sisko
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| All Praise and Glory Be Theirs!
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| This user has been promoted to the rank of Queen's Reader. | |
| Due to their site-topping talents in reading, all other chores formerly assigned to them have been rescinded. | |
| Unlike other ranks, this one is for life, and they will not be returning to their former tasks anytime soon. | |
| If you were hoping they would reply to a message, sorry to disappoint, | |
| but such a menial task is currently outside their job description. |
 | This article is complete, irredeemable Goblin Glider. The submitter is Bat Fuck Insane, eats at the taint, and is an unfunny douchebag. If you attempt to fornicate this, you will most eloquently fornicate Bat Fuck Insane yourself. Or the submitter will fornicate your Goblin Glider!!!!!! |
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| BS | This userpage is bullshit. |
| This user is a grue and while you were reading this, has eaten you. Start over? |
