User:Captain Asshole

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Captain Asshole makes himself new friends via his trademark welcome

Captain Asshole was once a mild-mannered fellow but then the fateful hour came when he discovered the internet and realised he could be a complete asshole to everyone and be loved and praised rather than beaten senseless or ignored: thus the noble hero Captain Asshole was born!

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