User:CaptainObvious

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“She's a female version of me. ”
~ Captain Obvious on User:CaptainObvious

edit Captain(a) Obvious(a)

Captaina Obviousa is just like Captain Obvious, except Female, British and with better superpowers, including Mind Reading, Eye Beams and the ability to turn into a grue. She is sometimes accompanied by her side-kick, Irony Girl.

edit Main Goals

Captaina Obviousa's main goals are to protect the Uncyclopedia pages of things that are stupid and not just funny.

edit Favourite Pages


England
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Captain Obvious

This user is a girl and is made of sugar, spice and everything nice.

Domokunyellownbackground This user is a grue and while you were reading this, has eaten you. Start over?

Ihasashuvel
This user gots a shuvel. Yes {{{1}}} does.
Mr rubber ducky This user has been approved by Mr Rubber Ducky, have you?
Mindreader8

This user is reading your thoughts!

British flag This user is a total UKer
and knows how to spell.
(British Uncyclopedians)
Jsbach-bass This user plays bass, because it attracts groupies without the need for excessive rehearsal time.
usb This user likes to use userboxes.

Usb! No, really!


USB!!!!!11 NO, REALLY TRULY REALLY!!!!


1+ This user has over 1 edit. Duh!
Hiding kitty This user is a member of the Anti Kitten Huffing Movement.
nj This user is a Ninja, with dominion over everything totally sweet.
TheJeeMan Jesus loves this user, and has blessed this page.
Bjorkbeams This user has eye beams.

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