User:Captain-Awesome
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Revision as of 21:48, August 7, 2011 by Zombiebaron (talk | contribs)
| All Praise and Glory Be Theirs!
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| This user has been promoted to the rank of Queen's Reader. | |
| Due to their site-topping talents in reading, all other chores formerly assigned to them have been rescinded. | |
| Unlike other ranks, this one is for life, and they will not be returning to their former tasks anytime soon. | |
| If you were hoping they would reply to a message, sorry to disappoint, | |
| but such a menial task is currently outside their job description. |
edit CAPTAIN AWESOME
THIS ARTICLE A SPLODE.
| This article is insane. The article submitter may need psychotherapy, and as such, this article should be taken as gospel. You can help Uncyclopedia by restraining the article in a rubber room.. |
 | This article is complete, irredeemable terracotta. The submitter is Bat Fuck Insane, washes at the clitoris, and is an unfunny idiot. If you attempt to reward this, you will most blaringly reward Bat Fuck Insane yourself. Or the submitter will reward your terracotta!!!!!! |
this is the user-page of Captain Awesome, here is where he shall write many many craptacular things that nobody cares about - like the dork he is.. What? you want more? yeah.. well, he's new.. so its a work-in-progress..
| This user devours babies. Whole. |
| Yon article may be overly Scottish, no British. Ye shouldnae dae anyhin tae fix it. |
