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LOL... Goatse...

“I truly believe that this man does not quite like me”
~ Oscar Wilde on Capercorn
“CORRECT! NOW SHUUUT UP!!! BOO YAH!!”
~ Capercorn on Oscar Wilde
“BENSON IS BETTER THEN YOU!!”
~ BENSON on Tortilla The Hun
“FOOL! Tortilla will defeat you, long live the Fawwaz!”
~ Capercorn on BENSON

Capercorn is awesome, he is infinately cooler than <insert name here>. AAAAAAAAA AA AAAAAA AA AAAAAAAAA!. В советской России, Язык, быстрый в ВАС!! Capercorn is also the creator of Giant Space Beetles. Capercorn is currently fixing Wisconsin. Capercorn lives in a far away place, simmilar to Soviet Russia, but not in Euro-Asia (However, just as scary).

Current News

Capercorn decides to fight for Intarwebz Neutrality. You can too. Just click here.

Capercorn has ended school... Grr...

Capercorn has returned from his emo hiatus. Rejoice.


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Summer of 2006, CABAL INTARWEBS, Capercorn landed on the shores of UNCYCLOPEDIA, and faded into obscurity. A COUPLE OF MONTHES LATER, Capercorn returned, ready to make Funny stuff. At this, Capercorn barely succeded, with Giant Space Beetles. A literary Masterpiece. Capercorn then decided that other stuff was less funny and began to use VFD a lot. IT WAS THERE that Capercorn performed his greatest action ever, The Capercorn Nazi War Crime Trials, where Capercorn burnt down all the Secret Nazi Forests and killed many Nazis. From there, Capercorn migrated to BENSON's House of Pancakes, where he mostly does work for High General Grue. Capercorn now wants you to watch stupid Uncyclopedia videos that Capercorn found on Youtube.

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Goatsebusters

Capercorn is a certified Goatsebuster! This user has done their part to stamp out Goatse wherever it is found on the Internets, and especially on Uncyclopedia!

HEIL LJLEGO!
Nazi Swastika Thanks for voting FOR Nazi in VFH. It's good to know where your priorities lie /me steps back and calls the police. Nazi Swastika
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Paul Bunyan thanks you for supporting him and his fellow bunyanists in the ongoing struggle against the evils of science and reason. Mr. Bunyan salutes you!


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I hope you have enjoyed your stay in Capercorn Land. Signed --Capercorn FLAME! what? UNATO OWS


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