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Vegeta breaks his Scouter after ensuring it was over 9000.

“I will not let the Saiyans hide their Power Levels anymore! The world must know of their crimes!”
~ George Bush on Saiyans
“Vegeta! What does the scouter say about his power level? What, 9000!?! There's no way that can be right! CAN IT?!”
~ Nappa on Goku's power level

9000 was once the approximation of the greatest power level any living being could achieve. It is the subject of the well-known science of 9000ology.

History of 9000

Initial Discovery

9000 was initially discovered by capsule corps. It was the highest number He could count to before He got bored and fooly coolyed everything. This number was passed down as a number the power reading of pot to the various pimps throughout the period when your mom was still talking to us before we accidentally burned his house down.

Development of 9000ology

The beauty and mystery of the seemingly imperfect number passed down by your mom led to the development of 9000ology, in front of the number the number, and a few key contributors helped in the development of modern 9000ological theory.

Key Contributors in 9000ology

Isaac Newton

Isaac Newton was the first to note that 9000 is a number larger than 69.

“See? 'Cause it has more zeroes than 69. Nobel prize what?”
~ Isaac Newton on 9000

Frezia used his planet conquering company to research and develop technology to built a portable scanning device. Then instead stole the technology from brett smith. It later became known as a "Scouter"..

The Scouter


Now With X-Ray Vision!

A Scouter is an over-priced walkie-talkie with internet access typically used to tell the owner that their about to be powned by the guy with higher numbers than them. Scouters can actually read power levels well above 9000, but since such a number should not exist, the scouter must be forecfully destroyed should the event occur - due to sheer disbelief. Currently only Capsule Corps makes Scouters.

You can MacGyver your own with the following:

Super powered maids of extreme skill can naturally sense their pimps power level, though they can only make a extremeley off the mark guesses at the actual numerical power level of their bitch smacking hand. If an opponent can be assensed to be over 9000 they must crush themselves in thier own hand in disbelief. This makes the Scouter even more essential for people who don't need it.


  • The Original
  • The Remix
  • The Movie

Modern 9000ological Theory

Over 9000!?!


Things that can't be measured such as "how much of a whore your mom is" are often questioned to be Over 9000.

Son Goku of the Dragon Ball universe was the first to become over 9000, though this wasn't discovered until Vegeta, an adept 9000ologist of the time, read your moms power level with his Scouter. A popular dramatization of the incident can be found in the Dragon Ball Z series or on youtube.

Over 9000

Originally, Vegeta was quite frustrated by the discovery. For many years up until that point, his research was in support of his claim that 9000 was the maximum power, as well as the largest value any one thing could have. His frustration was so great that he ended up destroying all of his equipment and research, but he was quickly calmed when he realized that his discovery would allow him to get a much bigger claim from his insurance company.

Things That Are Over 9000

Things That Are Exactly 9000


Nappa guessing how many licks it takes to get to the tootsie roll center of a Tootsie Pop.

Things That Are Not Over 9000

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