Runner-Up Writer of the Last 5.5 Years, Abscond Place
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Þis vser is æ Playwright of þe Monþ
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Winner in January 2009
He sings! He dances! He even rides a bicycle! The Cap'n be a seafarin' man and fairly right makes 'ee the jokes, says I.
Amongst his contributions are
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- UnNews:Aquaman "waiting for apology" after saving world
- UnNews:Buried treasure up 300%
- UnNews:Bush disappointed that people don't make fun of him any more
- UnNews:Bush leans back in chair, sighs, checks watch, sighs again
- UnNews:Captain Obvious teams up with top detective
- UnNews:Chubby Checker seeks Internet meme status
- UnNews:Democrats Win American Parliamentary Election
- UnNews:Earthlike planet discovered
- UnNews:Former Australian President Kurt Waldheim dies
- UnNews:Dyslexic Fundamentalists launch Croation Museum
- UnNews:Immigration Officers Raid US Senate; Legislative Branch Denies Wrongdoing
- UnNews:Loud screeching sound shows no sign of abating
- UnNews:Mad Creation Scientist Prays for Giant Robot
- UnNews:News photographer in slapstick related accident
- UnNews:Mass grave full of archdukes discovered. WWI to recommence
- UnNews:Non-Americans still baffled by Primary system
- UnNews:Obama to supporters: "I will solve mystery of Dead Man's Cove"
- UnNews:Republic of Columbo Elected to UN Security Council
- UnNews:Sarah Palin forgotten
- UnNews:Scholars Discover 19th Century Erotic Fanfic
- UnNews:Schwarzenegger steps up campaign against Zorro
- UnNews:Time traveller from future brings generally upbeat warnings
- UnNews:The Muppets take Manhatten
- UnNews:"V for Vendetta" sequel begins filming in Kentuckistan
- UnNews:Your girlfriend: "You will have to sit through bad movie"
- UnNews:Your gut: creeped out feeling on the rise
Articles he didn't write but likes include