edit You Judges the PLS! And you didn't fuck it up! Congratulations!
|Dr. Skullthumper has awarded this user a ridiculously yellow template because they have learned they must put down their duckie. It's been an emotional journey, I'm sure, but they've managed to—
Stop clawing at the monitor. It's only a picture.
Anyway, thanks for voting.
edit Grass in the Mist
You said in your pee review that you thought UnScripts:Grass in the Mist was feature-worthy. Well, now it's up on VFH, so if you still think so, your vote would be really nifty. --THE 14:03, 9 August 2007 (UTC)
THE has granted you an express invitation to Skippy Leadwell's Funeral. The eulogy will be delivered by Leviticus, one of his favorite blades of grass who is being flown in first-class from Africa. Mr. Leadwell will be laid to rest on a pile of grass clippings. There he will lie with his brothers for eternity. Or at least until he starts to smell.
Thanks for voting for Grass in the Mist, and for the pee review! --THE 22:37, 20 August 2007 (UTC)
edit Let's Eat!
|THEY TRIED TO PREVENT THIS ARTICLE FROM BEING FEATURED|
edit *STAR WARS theme plays...*
|A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away....|
It is a period of Galactic unrest. Star Wars was nominated for VFH, but nearly failed, thanks to the efforts of the evil lord Darth Vader.
However, during the nomination,
Pursued by the Empire's sinister agents, he races home aboard his starship, custodian of the stolen plans that can save his people and restore freedom to the galaxy...
|I can't believe it finally got featured, either. Thanks for voting!|
Thanks again for voting, -02:02, Dec 7 (sir)Fag!chat|pee|fail|vote!
edit Rough Pubs
is sending you this undoubtedly
delicious beer to say thanks
for voting for Rough Pubs!
From Rabbi Techno
edit Charles Lindbergh
|Lucky Lindy presents you with this|
Charles Lindbergh Signature Aerial Atlantic Aviator Watch (estimated value: $4 Civil War bucks)
Thanks for voting for Charles Lindbergh over at that crazy VFH thing.
Thanks for helping to sniff out that plagiarized UnNews. Next time(hopefully there won't be a next time, but if there is), though, would you mind posting a link to the plagiarized page? That'd make things much easier for the admins. Anyways, cheers, -00:48, Mar 25
Hi Cap'n Ben,
|UU wishes to express his gratitude for your vote for UnScripts:Average Cop|
by giving you the promotional tie-in cup o' joe with donuts,
available at your local franchise donut or coffee emporium now, probably.
edit Hurrah, you're alive!
|Congratulations, my son!
Unlike that naughty little friend of ours, the Big Bad Wolf, you have survived Ash Wednesday!
As such, you have been awarded this "Get Out of Hell Free" card. You may use it only once*; use it wisely. Keep in mind there are over sixteen thousand recorded ways to sin, and the list is growing all the time. And God's just itching to practice his aim, if you get my drift.
*Not valid for "the biggies," such as homosexuality or masturbation. Sorry.
edit Uncyclopedia:VFH/Jerry Falwell
Sorry if I did get carried away with my anti-Conservapedia rants. Though they have earned my hatred, and are well-deserving of it, VFH may not have been the right place to vent it. feel free to move the discussion to a forum if you'd like, though, if you don't mind provide a link, or at least let me provide one from the VFH to that forum.--Naughtius Maximus F@H Woof! MeowMUN 01:17, 25 April 2008 (UTC)
Thanks for voting for Why?:Burn a Furby? on VFH.
Now get out there and incinerate some of those suckers!
|Tha - wait for it! - nkyou!|
UU wanted to express his thanks for your vote for that military thing he re-wrote.
Unfortunately, he asked several members of this year's winning regiment to deliver those thanks, and as you can see, they're having trouble getting to you. So you'll have to make do with this brown template instead. Cheers!
edit Really really really really really really late thanks
I felt like making one after all those months --12:54, 5 May 2008 (UTC)
edit Thanks for voting
Thanks for voting for that article about the sun, or something. Yeah, so I was too lazy to make a template. That doesn't make this message any less generic though. - 08:21, 6 May 2008 (UTC)
... for pee reviewing Eurovision. I've added a concluding paragraph. I hope you like it. -- 16:41, 10 May 2008 (UTC)
edit Long-delayed thankings
Hey, sorry I'm, uhh, a little bit late on the thanks for this thing... I've been really, really, busy. Anyways, thanks for voting, and, with any luck, those delusional fools will let me out of this hell-hole soon.
|I'm going to burn you all!|
Hey, absence makes the heart grow fonder, amirite? -23:50, May 12
edit FUCK YEAH!
Congratulations for voting for Washed Up 70's Rock Band! We know all of our fans out there appreciate us, and wish for us to continue making music! Also, each and everyone of you will be receiving a free copy* of our new album, Last Chance to Make Money Before We Die!
*Not actually free. Or an album. You'll be lucky if you even get half a song.
edit Thanks for Vote
edit Re.:UnNews Articles
edit UnSignpost: May 22nd, 2008
edit UnSignpost: May 29nd, 2008
edit Late thanks!
But Uncle Sam didn't thank me! All you bastards can GO TO HELL!! Eh, got any change, son? I sure hope no one writes an incredibly offensive article about me. Wait, where ya goin, son?
Thanks for voting for Veteran.
edit Y'know, you don't see many VFH thanks templates about these days, do you?
Don't care. I still use 'em. Here's one now:
Yeah, er, thanks for *pop*
your vote for *pop* that...
oh lord, her whole dress is made of...
edit UnSignpost: June 5th, 2008
Hi Cap'n, hope I find you well. Just thought I'd pop in and mention this: no idea what your thoughts are on user-created groups and the like, but PEEING is one such specifically devoted reviews. We keep an eye on stuff, make sure bad reviewers are asked politely to improve or not bother, and smile benevolently on good reviewers. As a provider of good reviews yourself, you are more than welcome to sign yourself up as a Fresh Stain and appropriate the userbox for your own nefarious purposes should you desire. Of course, if you don't want to, that's cool as well. Just thought I'd mention it. Tatty byes! --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 11:08, Jun 9
edit UnSignpost: June 12th, 2008
edit Hea! Easy there!
- No seriously. If you are going to use VFD, read Uncyclopedia:Deletion Policy. Please do not use VFD until you have. Thanks. MrN 02:07, Jun 15
edit UnSignpost: June 19th, 2008
edit UnSignpost: June 26nd, 2008
edit UnSignpost: Jewlie 3rd/10th, 2008