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- User:Cajek/UnNews:EMERGENCY LIPS
- IRC chats
- Uncyclopedia Middle School IRC with RAHB
- Dishwashers IRC with SysRq
User:Cajek/WookiepediaIRCand Forum:My trip to the other side of the wikia tracks
- User:Cajek/Red light, translated into Korean and back again ...WTF?
edit My ideas
(Again, if you want to start one of these articles, TELL ME! I love collabs!)
- The State's Official Animal
- Three Wolf Moon Shirt - obviously. See Forum:Welp. Amazon has officially become funnier than we will ever be.
- My cup of tea or Cup of tea
- Komancza Republic - a country that existed for three months 1918-1919 RESERVED FOR CAJEK!
- Weird Al Capone - don't ask
- The "it" Factor
- UnNews:UnNews reporter will do anything for a scoop... ANYTHING.
- Spewing your drink in surprise You know, when you're surprised whilst drinking?
- HowTo:Choose which of your children you like more
- Puppet government - governments all over the world are presided over by, you guessed it, puppets.
- Game:Stone the Sinner - decide how to go to hell fastest!
- UnBooks:The Prince and the Pauper - written by different authors: e.g., Franz Kafka (prince becomes cockroach)
- Car horn - history of the car horn
- UnNews:Cocky tween detective finally loses case
- African Tourism Department - about how it's the worst job imaginable
- Why?:I should be allowed into Heaven
Letter to You in Rateme.com - Letter explaining why I gave you a 1/10I think Sonic80 wrote this
- My Town / My Neighborhood / My Old Neighborhood with Rahb, someday?
- The Company Vision
- Big History Test - a guide on how to pass
- Bigfood - purposefully lame parody of Bigfoot I guess. ...IDK.
- Barv - a restaurant of ill-repute
- UnNews:You're all fired. Merry fucking Christmas.
- Bloated Corpse Wearhouse - in commercial form
- The Fruit Stand In The Chase Scenes - about the fruit stand that ALWAYS gets crashed into by some chase scene or another.
Sub-par Apocolypse - that apocolypse last Wednesday was really lame.I'll take this and maybe make an UnNews, or maybe a regular article. Staircase CUNt 23:56, 29 May 2009 (UTC) UnNews:Sub-par apocalypse disappoints many
- Anti-Matter Pickup Truck - a new hybid idea. Commercial style, maybe?
- Alternate Universe Wikipedia
- 3-Point Turn
- Basic Fish Maintenance
- Telephone Wire Shoes - you know, those shoes you see on telephone wires?
UnNews:Nature Now Rated NC-17featured!
- Crosscountry Sudoku - Sudoku, but on a GRAND scale
- UnNews:Horse Elected Mayor - crazy, right????
- Wholesome Article - kind of like A Very Special Article but with more content, less 4th wall breaking.
The Old Country - a haggard old grandma talking about how horrible the old country was Mountain Lion 2.0 - no more "endangered species list" for these intrepid pioneers! TAKE THAT, HUMANS!unnews story that sucked
- Spear 2.0 - a bunch of cavemen designing a new spear
- Hard Work - how hard is it, character building, etc.
- Stealth Bomber - how stealthy, what makes it stealthy, who made it, importance, appearance in pop culture
I Was Once a Man...see User:Cajek/I Was Once a Man
- New Ideas - like how the Son of Sam was a law abiding citizen until his neighbor's dog started filling his head with "new ideas"
- Cold Hard Facts
- Gender Reassignment for Dummies
- UnBooks:Diary of a Planet
Museum of Misery...see User:Cajek/Museum of Misery
- Other ...As in the answer everyone puts on polls
- Calm ...A la Normal
- Vacation Slides
- European Rhinoceros ...A la African Giraffe
Catchphrase...links to one of my own pages.
Floor...finished, I guess. Disappointing result.
- HowTo:Pretend to be a King
- HowTo:Be Well-Adjusted
- Why?:Choose Ethnic Cleansing
- HowTo:Write fortune cookies
- HowTo:Be the guy in a romantic comedy
- Why?:Make your breasts smaller ...from Why?:Have Humongous Breasts
- Why?:Leave me alone
- Why?:I hate you all
Uncyclopedia is okay ...from Uncyclopedia is the worst-
__NOCAJEK'D__- I'll write this, I'll yell for you if I need help. -- 22:48, 22 June 2008 (UTC)
- The Holy Book of hand grenades
- HowTo:Hear what the forest is trying to tell us
- Why?:Its all in the wrist
- Why?:Disagree with everything
- HowTo:Write the great American suicide note
Why?:Vote for me for class presidentI like the souns of this one. Staircase CUNt 02:06, 20 July 2009 (UTC)
- Why?:Turn the other cheek
Why?:Keep Trying ...from Why?:Give Up(see Unknown user)
- HowTo:Romantically finish each others sentences
- Why?:Be the antagonist
- Why?:Have a secret identity
- HowTo:Break into Area 51
Why?:Wear clothes 3 sizes too small- I might write this Cajek. I'll give you a holler if I need help -- (User:AE/Why?:Wear clothes 3 sizes too small)
- HowTo:Read Palms
- HowTo:Tell who your real friends are
- Why?:Be a male ballet dancer
- HowTo:Be An Extra In a Summer Blockbuster
HowTo:Write the Great American Novel- oh my God. I call dibs. User talk:Dr. Skullthumper/HowTo:Write the Great American Novel
- Why?:Be rich, beautiful, and famous
- Why?:Be a drunk hobo
- HowTo:Make nuclear power at home
Why?:HIDE!- sorry Cajek. I had to steal your idea and write it myself -- HowTo:Fall Off A Cliffsee HowTo:Drive off a cliff Loud Computer Voice that Counts Backwards ...from TechnobabbleI've been meaning to write this for a while. • <-> (Dec 31) 15:19 (see User:Cajek/Loud Computer Voice that Counts Backwards)
- HowTo:Try Too Hard ...from Why?:Give Up
- HowTo:Open Stuff
- The Worst That Could Happen
- UnScripts:Death Scene
- UnScripts:Christmas Special
- Why?:Does cajek keep getting banned -- this needs writing before soon he gets really banned... VERY FUNNY, ASSSSHOOOOOLLEEEE
- Why?:Should Cajek stop doing all this 'Real World' stuff & come back to Uncyc
edit In Progress/Acceptable
edit Abandoned/Total Shit
- User:Cajek/UnScripts:The Fast and the Furious:Drunk Hydroplaning coming
- User:Cajek/Why?:Have A Mortal Enemy
- User:Cajek/HowTo:Spot a Time Traveler
- User:Cajek/UnPoetia:Ode to Randomness
- User:Cajek/Loud Computer Voice that Counts Backwards
- User:Cajek/Airline Food
- User:Cajek/UnBooks:California Wildlife Code 782
- User:Cajek/Unconventional Car
- User:Cajek/The Company Vision
- User:Cajek/Bottled water
edit The Sport of Article Writing
A new idea I developed... Here are the rules so far:
- Both players each have one hour to write a funny article on any topic that the other player says to.
- It starts at the first edit and ends one hour later.
- You have to start the article 5 minutes after it's announced (make sure both players are online at the time).
- It has to be either a Why? or HowTo article (so that the article can actually be finished in an hour, and so that there's some direction)
- OPTIONAL: Both players have to use a designated picture in the article, no matter how random it is, and make it fit with the context of the article.
- OPTIONAL: Both players have to use 2 or 3 designated sentences in their article. Same rules as the image rule.
- OPTIONAL: This can be played in teams, but edit conflicts will become a problem.
- Evil (rewrote 100% of it) Original (random, listy) version
- Mammal (had to reconstruct it)
- Rutabaga (deleted most of it) Original (random) version
- The Life and Times of a Cute Little Puppy (rewrote 9/11ths of it) Original (boring/random) version
- Katana (rewrote 80% of it) Original (eggplant?) version
- Calvinball ••• talk
- Calculus ••• talk
- 5 bucks ••• talk
- Brain ••• talk
- 3 second rule ••• talk
- Otter ••• talk
- Bad articles ••• talk
- Emperor Palpatine ••• talk
- Side effects ••• talk