User:Cajek/UnPoetia:Ode to Randomness
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Today, in my little garden,
I saw a beautiful mushroom.
I greeted it, and it scampered off.
"How bizarre," I said, as I stomped on it,
"...that it tastes this good!"
And the birds chirped in reply,
"Yeah, that's pretty fucked up, but...
...it's not that important."
So I sat and sat,