User:Cajek/UnPoetia:Ode to Randomness

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Today, in my little garden,

I saw a beautiful mushroom.

I greeted it, and it scampered off.

"How bizarre," I said, as I stomped on it,

"...that it tastes this good!"

And the birds chirped in reply,

"Yeah, that's pretty fucked up, but...'s not that important."

So I sat and sat,

continuing unaware.

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