User:Cajek/UnPoetia:Ode to Randomness
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Today, in my dirty bathroom,
I saw a beautiful mushroom.
I greeted it, and it scampered off.
"How odd," I thought, as I stared,
"...that this would happen to me!"
And the crickets chirped in reply,
"Yeah, that's pretty fucked up, but...
...we could see it coming a hundred miles away."
So I ate and slept,
running out the days of my life.