User:Cajek/UnPoetia:Ode to Randomness

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Today, in my little house,

I saw a single lonely bat.

I greeted it, and it smelled.

"How strange," I said, as I chased after it,

"...that I'm writing a whole poem about this!"

And my neighbor said in reply,

"Yeah, that's pretty fucked up, but...

...we could see it coming a hundred miles away."

So I sat and sat,

thinking of new things to write about.

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