User:Cajek/UnPoetia:Ode to Randomness

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Today, in my little house,

I saw a single lonely bat.

I greeted it, and it smelled.

"How bizarre," I said, as I stomped on it,

"...that I didn't notice this before!"

And the birds chirped in reply,

"It's not that strange, good man!

...don't worry about it."

So I ate and slept,

continuing unaware.

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