User:Cajek/UnPoetia:Ode to Randomness
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Today, looking out the window,
I saw a beautiful mushroom.
I greeted it, and it scampered off.
"How strange," I said, as I chased after it,
"...that I didn't notice this before!"
And the ants said in reply,
"It's not that strange, good man!
...it's not that important."
So I sat and sat,
running out the days of my life.