User:Cajek/UnPoetia:Ode to Randomness

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Today, in my little house,

I saw a quiet little mouse.

I greeted it, and it smelled.

"How peculiar," I thought, as I ate it,

"...that this would happen to me!"

And the ants said in reply,

"It's not your fault, old chap!

...we could see it coming a hundred miles away."

So I ate and slept,

writing poems about stupid crap.

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