User:Cajek/UnPoetia:Ode to Randomness
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Today, in my dirty bathroom,
I saw a beautiful mushroom.
I greeted it, and it recognized me.
"How peculiar," I thought, as I ate it,
"...that this would happen to me!"
And the birds chirped in reply,
"Yeah, that's pretty fucked up, but...
...don't worry about it."
So I sat and sat,