User:Cajek/UnPoetia:Ode to Randomness
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Today, looking out the window,
I saw a single lonely bat.
I greeted it, and it scampered off.
"How bizarre," I said, as I stomped on it,
"...that I'm writing a whole poem about this!"
And the ants said in reply,
"Don't worry about a thing, good sir!
...it's not that important."
So I ate and slept,
running out the days of my life.