User:Cajek/UnPoetia:Ode to Randomness
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Today, in my little house,
I saw a single lonely bat.
I greeted it, and it smelled.
"How strange," I said, as I chased after it,
"...that I'm writing a whole poem about this!"
And my neighbor said in reply,
"Yeah, that's pretty fucked up, but...
...we could see it coming a hundred miles away."
So I sat and sat,
thinking of new things to write about.