User:Cajek/UnPoetia:Ode to Randomness
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Today, looking out the window,
I saw a single lonely bat.
I greeted it, and it scampered off.
"How peculiar," I thought, as I ate it,
"...that I didn't notice this before!"
And the ants said in reply,
"It's not your fault, old chap!
...it's happened a thousand times before."
So I ran and ran,
running out the days of my life.