User:Cajek/UnPoetia:Ode to Randomness

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Today, in my dirty bathroom,

I saw a beautiful mushroom.

I greeted it, and it scampered off.

"How odd," I thought, as I stared,

"...that this would happen to me!"

And the crickets chirped in reply,

"Yeah, that's pretty fucked up, but...

...we could see it coming a hundred miles away."

So I ate and slept,

running out the days of my life.

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