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<RAHB> YOU LIKE DOG BROTH!?
<Cajek> OH YEZ PLZ
<RAHB> HOT DOG BROTH!
<Cajek> NO! I MEAN, YES!
<Cajek> PEEL THE DOG FIRST
<RAHB> DOG BROTH HOT!
<Cajek> BEST TASTE COEM FRUM PEELING
<RAHB> broth is soup silly, there's no dog piece in it
<Cajek> ...I KNEW THAT!
<Cajek> I TOTALLY KNEW THAT
<RAHB> DOG BROTH HOT
<Cajek> dude, your unscript is lookin' good!
<RAHB> the DBZ one?
<Cajek> as a person who has actually seen the first episode of DBZ
- RAHB smacks self realizing that's the only unscript I have
<RAHB> sweet, I was hoping I wasn't preaching to a brick wall with this one
- Cajek facepalms self, then RAHB... then self
<Cajek> I barely remember it
<RAHB> so do I, that's why the article is just barely accurate
<Cajek> Every anime battle goes on for a season
<Cajek> and by the end they're both still standing
<Cajek> but one is slightly bruised
<Cajek> and nothing is accomplished
<Cajek> and they waste my time
<RAHB> this one ends differently, a la "real life"
<RAHB> I could give it away, but I won't
<Cajek> I've only read a little of your thing actually
<Cajek> that thing about the invincible bowl was lol
<RAHB> it's almost done, I should really finish it tonight
<RAHB> heh heh
<RAHB> also there's thishttp://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/User:RAHB/Aversion
<RAHB> http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/User:RAHB/Aversion this
<Cajek> My first VFH nom was for that physics of anime article who's link I am not bothered to find
<RAHB> I could use some feedback on that one actually
<Cajek> steal ideas from it
<Cajek> oh, ok, but I think my adoptee cheapinitreal is asking for me
<Cajek> or not
<RAHB> you mean the article on anime that was really about the particles that are called "amines"
<Cajek> it's just a real long list
<Cajek> I was a real newb back in july or whatever
<Cajek> i still am
<Cajek> I hope
<RAHB> and now you've reached the 70 technically writing mark
<RAHB> which I noticed snooping around your page
<Cajek> how DARE you look at my userpage!
- RAHB slumps into a shameful corner
<Cajek> where do you keep your shameful corner?
<RAHB> in the back of my room, there's a bunch of books scattered around there underneath a shelf of 1st grade baseball trophees
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<Cajek> how's second grade treatin' ya?
<RAHB> eh, they don't give out as many trophees
<RAHB> but it's alright
<Cajek> The kids called me "chuck-e-cheese-is"
<RAHB> heh heh
<Cajek> the shame!
- Cajek sits in shameful corner
<RAHB> the kids called me "shorty shorts"
<RAHB> you can probably guess why
<Cajek> you had highwaters?
<Cajek> I know the feeling!
<RAHB> I had much higher than high waters
<RAHB> my shorts were fucking short
<Cajek> banana hammocks?
<Cajek> like, bright purple?
<RAHB> what the fuck is a banana hammocks?!
<Cajek> it's that really thin strip of spandex hot guys wear
<Cajek> around their "banana"
<RAHB> not that short
<Cajek> you were a sexy kid
<Cajek> quite the weirdo
<RAHB> damn right
<Cajek> the kid the teacher wouldn't take home to momma
<Cajek> because it was illegal
<RAHB> in sixth grade I was "chubs"
<RAHB> you know, cause I was chubby
<RAHB> then I got skinnier and taller and started playing basketball, and they called me "Madsen" cause he was a white NBA guy who barely made the team
- Cajek is now known as Cajek|BRB
<Cajek|BRB> I'll be right back, Rahb!
<RAHB> so I noticed
<Cajek|BRB> don't be smart, mr. smarty pants
<Cajek|BRB> and wait right here
<Cajek|BRB> cuz I'll totally be RB
<RAHB> where?....here?.....on the internet?
<Cajek|BRB> The interTUBES, mr. modern
<RAHB> I hear there's child molestors on the internet though....
<Cajek|BRB> yeah so?
<Cajek|BRB> you have something against us?
- RAHB looks around
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- RAHB runs like the wind
<Cajek|BRB> come back!
<Cajek|BRB> I just want a little molesting before I come back!
<RAHB> ok then
<RAHB> if that's all you wanted
<Cajek|BRB> that's right rahb, let your inhibitions go
<RAHB> I thought you were going to rape and kill me
<Cajek|BRB> I'll rape you... with your permission
<RAHB> go right ahead mr. child molester
<Cajek|BRB> well, uh, internet sex is awkward
<Cajek|BRB> let's go to your place
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<RAHB> ok, my address is ___________________
<Cajek|BRB> Mr. Rob Yabbanavich, 7728 North Street Avenue
<Cajek|BRB> DID I GUESS RITE?
<RAHB> no actually
<Cajek|BRB> YAY! SEE YOU THERE!
<RAHB> I'll be waiting.....sugarpants
<Cajek|BRB> ooooh! saucy!
<Cajek|BRB> oh! we didn't finish our contest!
<RAHB> and loose
<RAHB> like a loose meat sandwich
- Cajek|BRB is now known as Cajek
<RAHB> OH YEAH!
<RAHB> Led deleted our stuffz
<Cajek> oh well, it's too late now
<Cajek> We have too much uncyc stuff going on anywas
<RAHB> it'll happen someday
<Cajek> this audio your doing is the best audio I've heard on the whole damn site
<RAHB> over the rainbow, or something
<RAHB> mine have a tendency to be that
<RAHB> also thank you for your undying devotion
<Cajek> your voice is just... just SO SOOTHING!
<Cajek> AND THE MUSIC IS SO SOOTHING!
<Cajek> AND THE BATTLES ARE SO SOOTHING!
<Cajek> AND THE METALLIC CLANGING IS SO SOOTHING!
<Cajek> PRAISE THE ANCESTORS!
<RAHB> and the gong
<RAHB> the gong is soothing
<Cajek> the gong going off unexpectedly is SO SOOTHING!
<RAHB> soothing enough to make my heart race, indeed
<Cajek> When dark vader dances, and when they pray to the ancestors, those are my favorite parts
<Cajek> and the cackling! SO SOOTHING!
<Cajek> ha! ha ha! HAHAHAHAHHAA
<Cajek> SO FUCKING SOOTHING
<RAHB> soothing, right?
<Cajek> I COULD FALL ASLEEP RIGHT NOW IF I WASN'T SO SOOTHED!
<Cajek> but yes, final note:
<Cajek> you've GOTTA have the sound effects of dark and obi-wan
<RAHB> I've chosen the pots I'm going to use and everything!
<RAHB> not really, but still!
<Cajek> I should've known that's how you record stuff!
<RAHB> oh yeah, every sound on there is an abstract object, including the voices
<Cajek> you are a VERY resourceful second grader, using pots to simulate voices
<RAHB> for Dark for example, I rubbed some fine grained sand paper together at different angles
<RAHB> damn right I am
<RAHB> I asked them to give me a trophee for that, but NOOOOO, they said "if we gave you one, we'd have to give one to all the other kids, and that's not fair"
<Cajek> You should beat the SHIT out of the other kids!
<RAHB> fair my ass, I made voices with fucking sandpaper!
<RAHB> I did beat the shit out of the other kids. They didn't give me a trophee for that EITHER!
<Cajek> if ONLY school was more like uncyc!
<RAHB> oh I'm sure if you asked nicely, uncyc would give you a trophee for beating the shit out of some noobies
<RAHB> that's right, school more like uncyc, not uncyc like school
<RAHB> got it
<Cajek> I don't know how that would work, but me and you should give it a shot
<RAHB> what, a trophee for beating up noobies?
<RAHB> or us doing the actual beating up?
<Cajek> me and you making a school that runs like Uncyclopedia
<Cajek> every student gets their own private room to decordate how they want
<Cajek> and vandalism is required
<RAHB> you realize that in order to do that, we'd have to impliment democracy into the school system
<Cajek> classes include Oscar Wilde Quote-ology
<RAHB> which isn't going to happen
<RAHB> ooo, and Grue Fighting 101?!
<Cajek> well, it's more like anarchy
<Cajek> Chuck Norris Coolology
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<RAHB> "Today's first lesson in Grue Fighting: You lose."
<RAHB> "Course over."
<Cajek> "DON'T CLICK A LINK, CLASS"
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<RAHB> "This is a link. DON'T FUCKING CLICK IT YOU IDIOT!"
<RAHB> (chalk goatse on the board)
<Cajek> "i'm going to put a link on the board. DON'T CLICK IT, FUCKTARDS!"
<Cajek> "DON'T TOUCH THE CHALK GOATSE!!!!"
<RAHB> I wonder though, how long are you going to be online tonight? Because I'd like to get a review on this article if I can manage to finish it tonight
<Cajek> I have a fever, I'm gonna go lie down as soon as we get this TOTALLY AWESOME SCHOOL up and running
<RAHB> "Making Up Oscar Wilde Quotes 101: Just make something up. Seriously, that's all anybody does."
<Cajek> "Vandalism 101: JOHNNY IS TEH FAGGORZ"
<RAHB> how we gonna do that?
<Cajek> "class, I totally hate Johnny, he's teh faggorz"
<RAHB> "Lesson One: Go eat shit fuckers"
<Cajek> LOL jesus
<RAHB> "Lesson Two: VERY NICE PLACE TO POO!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
<Cajek> "lesson three: How I is burning your dog"
<Cajek> "burn it slowly class, let it simmer"
<RAHB> here, use this flamethrower
<Cajek> Look at this diagram of an eyeball burning your dog
<RAHB> I have it in pie chart form too
<Cajek> lol what?
<Cajek> every student gets their own room and talk page
<Cajek> administrators run up and down the halls, screaming for everyone to stop
<RAHB> This is the hall of shame kids. Once you get three featured loudspeaker announcements, I put a bag on your head and send you to meet Mr. Wilde
<RAHB> I can see Zombiebaron kicking down somebody's door: "CUT THAT OUT!"
<RAHB> Admin's carrying around "auto-revert paint"
<Cajek> loudspeaker announcements = featured articles! AWESOME
<Cajek> admins running around punching people in the face
<Cajek> rahb, I don't know how, but make this rambling into an article