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Hall of legends

The VFH Shed of Leg Ends

For writers who've gotten at least 1/2 credit on a best of the month article. Bold indicates Top 10 of the year (including honorable mentions).

Name Features Titles
Modusoperandi 16 Suburban homeboy, American Fundie Magazine, The Bureaucracy Channel, UnBooks:Pulp Novel, the case of the dashing dame, Stephen Hawking ran over my cat, UnBooks:Diary of a Caveman, UnNews:Kids still fucking, Jerry Falwell, UnScripts: Genesis, Episode II: In the Garden of Eden‎, UnMovie Review: The Dark Knight, Karl Lagerfeld, The defense rests, your honor, UnNews:Chuck Norris on secularism: the single greatest threat that America has ever faced, The O'Reilly Factor, Tuesday May 13, 1865, Elephant, Magic Pantheism
Thekillerfroggy 15 Sergei Rachmaninoff, Al Gore (IC), Filial Piety, Regular K, In MS Paint With One Arm, While Furiously Masturbating, Rapto-velocity, Milton Babbitt, Milton Babbitt/rewrite, Encyclopedia Dramatica (Encyclopedia), Inbox (with everybody), HowTo:Be Deep (with Ljlego, Dr. S), Chicks, Peter Dinklage, Major urinary proteins (with Socky), Sex, Antifreeze, Skrillex
Hardwick Fundlebuggy 13 Bouncy Castle, Citizen Kong, Banana Skin Joke, Ernest Hemingway's Cookery Corner, The Swedish Orienteering And Firing A Rat From A Cannon Championships, Humosexual, Sausage Butty Batter Nugget, HowTo:Kill two birds with one stone, Hardwick Fundlebuggy's Prison Journal, 001, The Free World, Christmas Number Ones, Freudian Slip
Hyperbole 13 Turing Duck Test, UnNews:God Rewrites the Bible, Cell biologists are cooler than molecular biologists, Dragon Warrior, Amanda Steele, Action Cop, Colin Powell, Prison Break, UnScripts:X-Men Origins: Wolverine, Why?:Don't we do it in the road?, Your estimate of how long to reheat the lasagne, I ate your Haagen-Dazs, Suddenly, Raccoons, Whatcha thinking about?
Mhaille 12.5 Biggles, Neolithic Age, Jingo, Voynich Manuscript, Googlewhack, Prog Rock, Holocaust Tycoon, Oscar Wilde, Adobe Potatochop, Goa Tse, African Giraffe, Jew Claw, Lewd Acts of the Apostles, Badly Drawn Porn, Gross Moral Turpitude
Procopius 12 Snopes, Dark Ages, Battle of Gettysburg, HowTo:Write A Cover Letter, Hays Code, Washington and Lafayette, Church of God the Wholly Incompetent, Political advertising, New Hampshire Merchant Cat, Blackbeard Catering Company, Edward the Gibbon, Assassins from the future
Hindleyite 11.5 Age of Umpires, HowTo:Avoid speeding tickets/fines, Uncyclopedia is the worst, Handgun, Speech to text software, Universal Remote Control Everything 3000, Adobe Potatochop (co-authored with Mhaille), HowTo: Be a Tramp, Pixellated Face Disease, Argos, Life's Unanswerable Questions, Commercial Conformity Period
Todd Lyons 11 OCD, The Root of All Evil, On a stick, Embracing Mediocrity, Oscar Mayer, HowTo:Get Banned, Horton Hires a Ho, The Complete Idiot's Guide To Talking To Women, Dear John letter, The Vagina Monologues, Life's Answerable Questions
Guildensternenstein 9.5 Metal Gear Solid, UnBooks:The Lost Introduction to Walden, Metal Gear Solid 2: Sons of Liberty, Sergio Leone, Barack Obama's Teleprompter, UnBooks:Insipid Sentimental Women's Novel, UnPoetia:Paradise Abridged, Tea and Strumpets, UnScripts:Law & Order: Puritan New England, Inbox (with everyone)
Savethemooses 8 UnNews:Last spot in heaven taken; hundreds waitlisted, Nigerian census finds millions of rich, desperate princes, Z, Wall Street Crash of 1929, Pontius Pilot, HowTo:Smell a Bit Like Fish, Slate industry in Wales, Innovations in Comedy
15Mickey20 7 Martina Hingis, A bunch of aristocrats fucking. Awesome vid, Eurovision Song Contest, Rafael Nadal, Sania Mirza, A-level, Disorganised crime
Black flamingo11 6 Salamander, Kate Bush, Armenian Genocide, Inbox (with basically everyone), Creation Myth, Boyfriend, Sun (with Mattsnow, Magic Man)
Cap'n Ben 6 The Gathering Horror, UnBooks:Great Abridged Literature, Jimmy the Cowboy, UnScripts:Song of the South, Why?:Is my molten steel bill so high?, HowTo:Be a Detective: Lessons from the Masters
ENeGMA 6 New Age Psychology, A Tour of Baghdad, Jackson Pollock, Total Fucking Asshole Server 2006, Fundagelical Christianity, Civil War
Squiggle (formerly §ǚρωξλ£μĦΦφ≈€ƏξßÐÆØΞ) 6 HowTo:Skip School, Water Polo... With Sharks!, Double Ristretto Venti Half-Soy Nonfat Decaf Organic Chocolate Brownie Iced Vanilla Double-Shot Gingerbread Frappuccino Extra Hot With Foam Whipped Cream Upside Down Double Blended, One Sweet'N Low and One Nutrasweet, and Ice, The Annual One-Day-Only Winter Holidays Earlybird 5:00 AM 99% Off Sale, First Gradeism, One Out of Ten Doctors
So So 6 Fire hydrant, You are dead, Pufflebump Snugglekins, UnNews:5th period Chemistry sub is a total bitch, Hillyard & Brickman Corporation (co-authored with The Thinker), UnNews:Movie character fails to heed helpful advice (co-authored with Mrmonkey72), Yellow Fever
Mordillo 5.5 HowTo:Learn Hebrew, My Journeys with the GPS, Jewish Holidays, Rashōmon, Roak Band - Teutonic Invasion (With UU), Jewish Cuisine (co-authored with RabbiTechno)
RAHB 5.5 Is This Some Kind of Fucking Joke?!, Why?:Remove Your Penis, UnLegends:The Land Where The Sun Shines Not, UnBooks:One Hundred and Seventy Three Haikus About Stuff; Mostly Office Supplies (Annotated And Abridged), HowTo:Rob A Bank With Your Penis (collab'd with TheLedBalloon and Dr. Skullthumper), Arizona
The Thinker 5.5 Mr. Kearsy, Why?:Pour Boiling Hot Water Down Your Trousers?, UnNews:Stuffy intellectuals discover internet memes, Drunk Olympics (co-authored with THE), Jaws did WTC (co-authored with Bradaphraser), Hillyard & Brickman Corporation (co-authored with User:So So), UnBooks:The Night I Slept with Björk
Xamralco 5.5 HowTo:Replace bread with something else, Why?:IPs can't edit the main page, Colorless green ideas sleep furiously, God's userpage (with Magic man, Lollipop, and PopGoesTheWeasel), Anti-humour, War
An Ape that Only Exists on Thursdays 5 Marie Curie, Isaac Newton, UnNews:Is the Government doing enough to appease the Sun God?, Fluffy Bunny World, UnNews:Post-structuralist engineer blamed for bridge disaster
Sog1970 5 British Moon Landing, HowTo:Be A King (co-authored with FTM), Little Adolf's School Report, Charles DeGaulle, Bond Villain, Inbox (with everyone)
Under user 5 UnScripts:Average Cop, HowTo:Be A Supervillain, Fish Puns (With MrN9000), Gazelle, Roak Band - Teutonic Invasion (With Mordillo), Scraggle
Cajek 4.5 Red Light, Heat death of the universe (co-authored with TheLedBalloon), Unidentified man in green firing turret, Star Wars (Japanese Opera), UnNews:Nature Now Rated NC-17
Prettiestpretty 4.5 That old woman next door, Colossus of Barbie, UnBooks:See Dick, UnBooks:Gone With d' Wind (Lewd Acts of the Apostles)
Tompkins 4.5 Don't be Stupid, Distraction, Teenagers, Vote Fish Penis, The Consumerist (co-authored with Braydie)
Braydie 4 HowTo:Make a Band, HowTo:Cheat At Scrabble, Separation Issues, African Giraffe (co-authored with Mhaille and Keitei), The Consumerist (co-authored with Tompkins)
Electrified mocha chinchilla 4 Inanimate Sponge, Really Big Tree, Holocaust denial denial, Gay whales in Darfur
Imrealized 4 Hide and Go Jesus, Paradise Lost, Smells Like Teen Spirit, Rorschach Inkblot Acid Test
User:Magic man 4 UnNews:Old people more likely to die, study shows, Visual Puns, Inbox (with the whole gang), Sun (With Black Flamingo, Mattsnow), Lawn mowers
Orian57 4 Insomnia, Why?:Am I a Power Ranger?, HowTo:Build the Perfect Sandcastle, UnBooks:Daddy, There's a Zombie in the Garden
RadicalX 4 Redundancy, Segregation, Gazebo, New Cooler Edition
Bradaphraser 3.5 Rogue Punchlines, Barns and Nobles, Yahoo, Jaws did WTC (co-authored with The Thinker)
TheLedBalloon 3.5 Heat death of the universe (with Cajek) Physics Act of 1707, Lewd Acts of the Apostles (with Prettiest Pretty and Mhaille) HowTo:Rob A Bank With Your Penis (with RAHB and Dr. Skullthumper), History of New England
Doug 3 Toilet Door Communication, Vladimir Nabokov, UnNews:RIAA CEO discusses the analog hole
DrStrange 3 A Brief History Of Hot Bitches In Leather Kicking Ass, Enhanced Interrogation Techniques, Private Eye
Keitei 3 African Giraffe, Nobody Cares, Blame somebody else
Mahm00shA/Fredd The Mahmauscher 3 UnScripts:An interview with an Egyptian taxi driver, Kurdish Military Industries, MTV Castles: Elizabeth Bathory
Mattsnow 3.5 Heaven's Gate, Inbox (with errbody), Sun (with Black Flamingo, Magic Man), Mexico tourism brochure, UnBooks:A Day in the Life of the Canadian Prime Minister (with Shabidoo)
Nydas 3 UnBooks:Adventure gamebook, Memento, Commemorative plate
PuppyOnTheRadio 3 Microsoft Knowledge Base, UnDebate:Is it ever right to restrict freedom of speech?, Game:Alone in the dark
Rcmurphy 3 UnNews:Osama bin Laden awarded star on the Walk of Fame, "Paul is dead" hoax, Internet Movie Database
DJ Irreverent 2.5 UnTunes:I Am The Very Model of a Crazy Fundamentalist (collab with Moneke), UnBooks:Official Informational Guide to the 2008 Beijing Olympics Games, Campaign Leaflet
THE 2.5 UnScripts:Grass in the Mist, Drunk Olympics (co-authored with The Thinker), The Bourne Pottery Class
RabbiTechno 2.5 Rough Pubs, Jewish Cuisine (co-authored with Mordillo) BIBLE!
Aleister in Chains 2 Nintendo (with Skinfan13 and Paizuri), People Who Like to Fuck Naked, Inbox (with everyone)
Composure1 2 UnNews:National Gay Marriage Threat Level Raised to "Flamboyant", UnNews:You Are Reading This Headline; About To Click On It
Dexter111344 2 A wizard did it, Hollywood values
Gerrycheevers 2 NASA, AIDS (Space Program)
Jamtrousers 2 HowTo:Be pretentious, Waiting for Godot
MacMania 2 UnScripts:Star Wars (2010), 2001: A Space Odyssey
Nikau 2 Tradesmen, 1969 24 Hours of Le Mans
One-eyed Jack 2 Patrick Henry, Pripyat River
Shandon 2 Nuremberg Rally, UnScripts:The JFK Shootout of 1963
Slackerboy 2 The Oldest Trick in the Book, World War I
Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 1.5 Bettie Page, Major urinary proteins (with TKF)
Some user 2 Neuroipods, Humility
Sonic80 2 HowTo:Understand Jersey Shore, UnMovie Review:Inception (2010)
SysRq 2 UnBooks:My New Life as a T-Rex, Andy Rooney
David Gerard 1.5 Gay Pride, Command Line (co-authored with SonicChao)
Ljlego 1.5 Victory, UnTunes:Still Alive (Bin Laden 2011 Cover)
Mrmonkey72 1.5 UnNews:Movie character fails to heed helpful advice (co-authored with So So), Samuel L. Vacuum
Skinfan13 1.5 Earth, Nintendo (with Aleister in Chains and Paizuri)
Winstanley1 1.5 Conceptual Art, Blandford (co-authored with That Guy Huffed Me),
Asahatter 1 Printer Ink
Bizzeebeever 1 UnNews:Son of Gaddafi caught attempting to enter Canada
CandidToaster 1 Bureau of Time Management
CheddarBBQ 1 HowTo:Get Over Jenny
CrabPope 1 Lord Sauron
Dawg 1 Home Haggis Maker
Dr. Skullthumper 1 HowTo:Rob A Bank With Your Penis (with RAHB and TheLedBalloon), UnTunes:Still Alive (Bin Laden 2011 Cover)
El Zoof 1 HowTo:Cut Your Own Head Off With a Chainsaw
EvilZak 1 Internet (video game)
Hiatus Hernia 1 All Quiet on the Western Front
Kwakerjak 1 Napoleon Bonaparte
Leoispotter 1 George Washington
NoNamesLeft 1 Student loan
MeepStarLives 1 Xkcd
Multiliteralist 1 The only way to success
Nachlader 1 UnBooks:Hot Japanese Girls - Colourblind or Unable to Speak English?
Oliphaunte 1 Why?:Invade the Falklands
Striker2117 1 Gore Theory
SuperBario 1 Matter
Syndrome 1 Let Someone Else Do It
Tagstit 1 Oscar the Grouch
The Woodburninator 1 Thou
ThomasPynchonsLeftNut/GlobalTourniqet 1 UnScripts:Waiting For Godot 2: Waiting With A Vengeance
UPjcm 1 UnNews:Crippled Boy Arrested For Sitting During the Pledge of Allegiance
Andorin Kato 0.5 Negative potato
Colin "All your base" Heaney 0.5 UnTunes:Still Alive (Bin Laden 2011 Cover)
Funnybony 0.5 Inbox (with errbody)
MrN9000 0.5 Fish Puns (With Under user)
Mrthejazz 0.5 Inbox (with errbody)
Paizuri 0.5 Nintendo (with Skinfan13 and Aleister in Chains)
Shabidoo 0.5 UnBooks:A Day in the Life of the Canadian Prime Minister (with Mattsnow)
WiiKend 0.5 Negative potato
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