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C'est moi. Fnord, and good night.

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en-N This user is a native speaker of English.
fr-F This user got an F in Français and likes their native language better (if they have one).
de-P This f****r speaks Deutsch heavily laced with profanity that would make a f*****g a*****e sailor blush from all the g*******d blasphemy.
il-E This user only speaks Igpay Atinlay because it was a required course in school.
INTJ This user has tested positive for INTJ on the Myers-Briggs Test.
Popeeyebeams This user is a complete, irredeemable dog house. He/she/it is Bat Fuck Insane, and feels at the dog house.
ns-G This user does not speak Newspeak and furthermore believes Newspeak to be an embarrassment to language. This user desires genocide of all speakers of Newspeak.
Iä! This user has seen the Yellow Sign and, strangely, hasn't died horribly.
אױ This user has a sizeable amount of schmaltz and chutzpah.
usb This user likes to use userboxes.

ja-A Yah meeht nawt beh abble tew undersvand zis usehr behkuz zey zpeek Japanese whif und estreemleh theuck akzent.
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The unperson Cainad never existed and was a fabrication perpetrated by Emmanuel Goldstein.
Memories of Cainad shall be corrected doubleplusgoodwise by Miniluv.

Cainad is a quasi-native of the slime pits of Yuggoth, and was very suprised to find matches for "Cainad" when he Googled his own name. This was kind of prickish and stuck-up of course, but none of the results actually referred to him. Kinda weird.

Cainad thinks people who obliterate dog houses are congruent . He likes to obliterate Mad Libs.

Please do not obliterate this userpage, as Cainad spent quite a lot of electrons on it.

Have a congruent day!

edit Important Knowledge Concerning Cainad

This topic cannot exist, because there is no knowledge concerning Cainad. Therefore this section should disappear in a puff of logic.

edit Crappy Contributions From Cainad

edit Artikelz (in no order whatsoever)

edit Images that make me happy

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Cainad (AKA Dumbassus Randomus Supremus, AKA Butcher of Latin)
Kingdom Freako
Phylum Heehee... "phylum" sounds funny...
Class Class of 2087
Order Esoteric Order of the Giant spaghetti monster
Family Shoggoth
Genus Genius
Species Nabisco
Primary Armament Mega Buster
Secondary Armament Extreme sarcasm
Power Plant Moose
HP: 111
Mana Points: XYZZY
Strength: -4
Intelligence: Smart enough to know he ain't that smart.
Weight 135.90210lbs
Length 5"11'
Special Attack "Ni!"
Conservation Status Menace to Humanity : destroy on sight

edit Stuff I have won, etc.

This is where I keep boxes that are not userboxes.



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Cainad always remembers to doff his thinking cap. Do you?

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