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These boxes are not userboxes. They might be considered awards. Either way, they are here, on this page.
|The Quoticide Award|
This user is hereby cited for tirelessness, bravery, and astuteness in
|THIS USER NEVER TURNS RIGHT|
And so the motherland would like to thank him.
| LORD FLUFFY, WHO RAINS FIRE FROM THE HEAVENS,|
HATH GIVEN THEE THE GIFT OF PIE.
|LORD FLUFFY WHO RAINS FIRE FROM THE HEAVENS HATH GIVEN THIS USER THE GOLDEN FILM AWARD; THIS USER KNOWS ENTIRELY TOO MANY MOVIE QUOTES, AND IS IN NEED OF A LIFE.|
|Thank you for choosing the Bow tie|
You are now more attractive, more intelligent, and more popular in school.
|The Led Balloon has awarded you a handy pamphlet, so that you will always remember how to check for lumps.|
|Thanks for voting on my article, and giving me TWO FEATURES IN A ROW! Also: beware the deadly lumps!|
THE has granted you an express invitation to Skippy Leadwell's Funeral. The eulogy will be delivered by Leviticus, one of his favorite blades of grass who is being flown in first-class from Africa. Mr. Leadwell will be laid to rest on a pile of grass clippings. There he will lie with his brothers for eternity. Or at least until he starts to smell.
|Kip the Dip has bought you a beer!|
Remember though, you're getting the next round.
|Flours on your birthday!|
Sorry for the delay.
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I gave these boxes to myself. They are probably not awards.
This user also supports self-righteous mockery of Microsoft