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Subject: One (1) Cainad
Titles/Dishonorifics: "The Acceptable"
Redeeming Qualities: Wears a hat.
Summary: Mostly harmless Uncyclopedia editor. May be aware of the mind-control rays,
but has not taken action to resist. Possible association with undesirables is uncon-
firmed, but subject has voiced disapproval of Operation Piffle. Currently resides in
a protected location (Security Class 2.3), agents have determined that subject does
NOT have access to nearby Secret Volcano Base.
Other Info: Completely nucking futs.