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“Why am I here?”
“When I is you, you eat pie, thus I eat pie, you crouch and press Left...”
“I like to whack square-shaped golf balls across a field of feral geese”
“Lack-a-candy picturesque clementine garbage. Waiter! Waiter! I've lost my funny bone”
None as of yet, my friend.