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Yo I'm Cactuar Prime
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I was the first Cactuar. Right now, I'm either a person or a blue whale. Evolution Baby.
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As Cactuar Prime I can send out an army of cactuars, people, cows, or blue whales. BEWARE!
| Cactuar Prime's Warning:|
As Cactuar Prime I can send out an army of cactuars, people, cows, or blue whales. BEWARE! Now with pikachus
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| Somebody set up us the bomb.|
For great justice
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The 1Up Mushroom: This mushroom is extremely poisonous. eating one makes one swell to incredible size, and become blinded by adrenaline. this leads to reckless behavior and many Skull Fractures/broken backs/ people knocked into a dimension that does not exist. Also a compulsion to wear blue overalls, a hat, grow a thick mustache and shout "WHAAAAAAAAAAA WHOOOOOOOO!!!!!!" and other such senseless jibbajabba
The Super Mushroom: This mushroom can cause a person to become so high, that the instant it is even touched, it causes the person to have horrible (and yet slightly comical) hallucinations. Amoung the list of hallucinations includes: thinking that they they are twice their actual size, seeing turtle-bird crossbreeds, seeing plants with teeth grow from plumbing pipe, and levitating gold coins. Mario seems to love these mushrooms, because of the fact that drugs are surprisingly hard to find in the Mushroom Kingdom, but Super Mushrooms can be aquired by headbutting random bricks, which no one else seems to know about (sence no one but Mario and his brother were forced to headbutt bricks as a punishment when they were children). Mario has made a total of 8.3 million dollars in Super Mushroom Sales, although he spent 7.9 million on medical bills from several head surgies.
The George Bush Mushroom: this is a very stubborn mushroom. Everybody who's got a brain knows that this mushroom has killed over 3,000 people, but it insists on that its doing good for the Iraqi mushrooms. Be careful, THIS MUSHROOM IS DEADLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bioluminescent Mushroom: Recharges batteries when eaten. Applies only to Solid Snake.
The Dancing Mushroom: The Dancing Mushroom is a dangerous little bugger, because it will paralyze you with it's enchanting dance, and then force itself into your mouth. Once inside, it will make you dance uncontrollably until you are shot down by the local police force. Or the French.
The Yummy Mushroom: The Yummy Mushroom is not actually a poisonous fungi. It is actually a very tasty morsel, and countries other than France have been seen eating them. They were of course, quickly taken care of by the French. The French hate competition.
The Fairy Mushroom: The Fairy mushroom has copped a lot of flack recently because of its name. It is considered politically incorrect to call this mushroom a fairy as this may offend the gay community. Upon hearing this, the French immediately went out and opened a whole new range of fairy mushroom merchandise because they want to offend the gay community.
The Mad Mushroom: Bouncing fungus from a planet called Gnosticus IV or something. It bounces in a predictable pattern, straight up and down, and cannot be hurt in any way whatsoever. It's blue-gray and has a face and...ah, fuck this. Go play Commander Keen and see it for yourself.
The Coma Mushroom: Quite simply, eating this mushroom will put you in a coma. Therefore, it would be a bad idea to consume this plant. Unless you are French, then go ahead!
The Fire Mushroom: Gives Mario the ability to throw fire at his enemies.
The Magic Mushroom of +5 Hallucination Weeeee! I can fly! Look at all the pretty sounds, you all taste so nice my little ants.
The Friendly Giant Mushroom First discovered by an idiot who drank too much hallucinogenic cactus juice. Please don't get confused because this does NOT have to do with the atomic bomb.
Play Mushroom:see my talk page
THE ELATED FEELING YOU GET WHEN YOU STAND ON A 500 FOOT TALL BUILDING IS THE IMMEDIATE EFFECT OF MAGIC MUSHROOMS!
"The increase in my power level since you started reading. Read too long and it wil be 'OVER NINETHOUSAND' Well it is all ready so HA"
"The amount of cactuars that have joined my army since you started reading"
"The amount of Pikachus that have joined my army since you started reading"
"The amount of cows that have joined my army since you started reading"
"The amount of blue whales that have joined my army since you started reading"
"The amount of blue mages that have joined my army since you started reading"
"The amount of pikmin that have joined my army since you started reading. By color"
"This is how many of your soldiers i've killed since you've started reading. You dont deserve troops if you are this bad. This excludes the CMC"
As i kill your men, this is the last thing they hear.
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If this user dies we all die
" This is the number of soldiers you've found dead since my last ultima Mwahaha-Mwahahahaha *Ultima*
Make me really mad and maybe i'll do this
Enemies The Grue army, those sick monsters
How many of the grue army i have defeated since you started reading.
Henry Rivendale, must die.
How many of the Henry Rivendale army i have defeated since you started reading.
Allies Sean the wiry, bony, and thin
... i'll think of something.
...still can't think of anything