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Just in case you were wondering:
- Control Program/Monitor.
- He, she, it, they, ey, ve, sie - at your will, interchangeably; "it" is preferred, if you have enough sense of humor to make it ambiguious.
Stuff you better not see:
I told you that you'd better not see it. I'm quietly and covertly preparing a horrible vandalism. Why else would I hide? However, a Willy Knight can engage me on sight, of course.