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|Allegheny National Forest||Score: 0||Moves: 0|
C:\> Run "Blood Harvest"
You examine the Barbed Wire. It is bloodless. Stainless. Pure. Holy. You become transfixed by the sheer shiny-ness of the Barbed Wire and reach out to touch it. Your fingers run along it's polished, military-grade sheen. Suddenly, you become so transfixed on the Barbed Wire that you forget what it's really there for: To prevent people from falling off the cliff right behind it. You lose your balance and tumble into the air!
In your panic, you grope for anything to stop you from plummeting to your doom hundreds of feet below. You seize the barbed wire.
Unfortunately, while the wire may be stainless and new, the barbs are RUSTY. You cut your hand open.