User:CEDA/Game/barbedwire1

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 Allegheny National Forest Score: 0 Moves: 0

C:\> Run "Blood Harvest"_

> Examine Barbed Wire


You examine the Barbed Wire. It is bloodless. Stainless. Pure. Holy. You become transfixed by the sheer shiny-ness of the Barbed Wire and reach out to touch it. Your fingers run along it's polished, military-grade sheen. Suddenly, you become so transfixed on the Barbed Wire that you forget what it's really there for: To prevent people from falling off the cliff right behind it. You lose your balance and tumble into the air!


> Grab for something


In your panic, you grope for anything to stop you from plummeting to your doom hundreds of feet below. You seize the barbed wire.


> Whew.


Unfortunately, while the wire may be stainless and new, the barbs are RUSTY. You cut your hand open.



> Fuck.


The rust enters your bloodstream and you die an agonizingly slow, painful, death until you lose your grip and your dead body plummets into the ground hundreds of feet below.


*** YOU DIDN'T SURVIVE THE NIGHT IN BLOOD HARVEST ***


CEDA 21


Would you request that your game be reset so that you can choose a different path, backtrack until you can remember exactly where you went wrong and hope to correct your erroneous mistake with minimized effort, or cease the playing of Blood Harvest for a varying period of time determined by your decision? (type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT):


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