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 Allegheny National Forest Score: 0 Moves: 0

C:\> Blood Harvest_

> Examine Barbed Wire

You examine the Barbed Wire. It is bloodless. Stainless. Pure. Holy. You become transfixed by the sheer shiny-ness of the Barbed Wire and reach out to touch it. Your fingers run along it's polished, military-grade sheen. Suddenly, you become so transfixed on the Barbed Wire that you forget what it's really there for: To prevent people from falling off the cliff right behind it. You lose your balance and tumble into the air!

> Grab for something

In your panic, you grope for anything to stop you from plummeting to your doom hundreds of feet below. You seize the barbed wire.

> Whew.

Unfortunately, while the wire may be stainless and new, the barbs are RUSTY. You cut your hand open.

> Fuck.

The rust enters your bloodstream and you die an agonizingly slow, painful, death until you lose your grip and your dead body plummets into the ground hundreds of feet below.



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