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“What does the Sculpture say?!”
The SCP-173, also known as "The Sculpture", is a very rare species of statue that lives in the southern part of the jungles of the SCP Foundation. This species is very rare considering the fact that there's only 1 of it's kind, and that 1 is a guy, trust me, a D-Class Personell checked. SCP-173 is made out of 99.9% of cement and the other 1.1% is Krylon brand spray paint. He has no eyelids, so therefore, he can't blink and has severe eye problems, but luckily, he never gets blind. Because of this, he gets very jealous whenever people (or animals) blink,therefore giving him the urge to snap your neck. He is a euclid class SCP, meaning that he is very misunderstood by humans and is semi-hard to contain. He is best friend with the Slenderman and even tries to team up with his fellow SCPs, but they never listen.
SCP-173 is a euclid class SCP that does virtually nothing, except killing people by snapping their necks. SCP-173 has big green eyes with black "blushes" that have white circles in them, making them look like eyes, but really, there not, maybe. He is also seen with human "white" colored skin, though in SCP Containment Breach he has more of a grayish-whiteish color. He also has a little black nose, white teeth, a black verticle ovular line in the middle of his face, and a big red scar/birthmark looking thing on his face. One theory is that that thing on his his face is blood from someone he killed. Another theory is that that it's just a marking on his face, you know how animals have interesting markings on their faces or bodies. Personally, I like thinking it's the second theory, and I'm sure most of you do as well. SCP-173's arms are also always sticking out like he wants to hug someone, which is very odd considering the fact that he barely ever feels love
unless your a female SCP, or a weeping angel, or a female version of SCP-173. Another interesting thing about SCP-173 is that whenever he pees, he pees out yellow Krylon brand spray paint, according to urinal tests that the SCP foundation made.
edit ReproductionSCP-173 isn't really all that into sex,
edit TempermentSCP-173 is known for snapping people's necks whenever they blink. He is animate and very hostile, meaning that he's probably one of the biggest assholes you'll ever meet. But hey, at least he's not as big of an ass as SCP-682, am I right? Anyway, SCP-173 has been diagnosed with severe mental issues, meaning that he's completely insane, but hey, you practically knew this the begining. I mean, ALL creepypastas are completely insane. And that's a true fact. He does, however, have emotions, which is something most of the SCPs lack. He can fell angry, sad, upset, frustrated, embarrassed, scared, threatened, disgusted, and most rarely, happy, excited, peaceful, or sleepy.
SCP-173's hobbies include staring into your soul, killing people, standing around all day doing nothing, staring at people, snapping people's necks, staring at animals, playing Slender, staring at the wall, killing people, staring into space, daydreaming, playing SCP Containment Breach, having staring contests, and snapping people's necks while staring at them.
Since SCP-173 is made up concrete, he eats mostly chalk and sometimes other things like dog food, cat food, meat, fish, peanut butter, chicken, hamburgers, pizza, hot dogs, sausages, sunflower seeds, rocks and human flesh. When eating human flesh, he prefers eating the eyes or brain first, eating everything else later. Though, he skips eating the private parts because he thinks their disgusting, and I actually agree.
edit Relationship with humansLet me tell you something, this thing HATES all living things, especially humans, especially D-class personell. Mainly because of it's jealousy of anything with eyelids. Most humans seem to be sexually attracted to this thing, especially it's ass. PewDiePie was once caught licking SCP-173. He even was owned as a pet once by a human that goes by the name Budgielover2988 and given the name "Stanley". However, some people, considered as normal, actually get scared of SCP-173, or dress up as him on Halloween.
edit Relationship with other SCPsSCP-173 is usually an anit-social type of SCP, since he prefers being by himself rather than being with another SCP
edit Relationship with Other Creepypastas
SCP-173 is a very famous creepypasta character, along with Slenderman, Splendorman, Trenderman, Enderman, Herobrine, Masky, Hoody, Jeff the Killer, Eyeless Jack, Ben Drowned, Missingno, Lost Silver, Smile Dog, Suicide Mouse, Sqidward's Suicide, SCP-682, SCP-999, Cupcakes, Luna Game, and Zalgo. He is a very good friend with the listed creepypastas, and is good friend with all creepypastas.
edit In Captivity
SCP-173 doesn't like being kept in a cell all day. But since the foundation doesn't care about their SCPs, they won't listen to this poor creature's cries of help. After all, if you were kept in a cell all day, would you want freedom? This thing actually lost it's sanity due to being kept in a cell for 173 years. If you were kept in a cell all day, would you lose your sanity?
edit In Other MediaHe was featured in Epic Rap Battle Parodies where a guy named Justin Buckner and voiced by Kyenza. He was also featured in the game SCP Containment Breach where he played as the main antgonist of the game. He was originally going to be the final boss of the game, but that idea was scrapped because the people who made that game were too lazy. He even had a song written about him called "The SCP-173 Song" by a YouTuber named GlennLeroi.
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