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~ Maybell the Cow on Budgielover2988

Hello I'm Budgielover2988. If you see my name,you can tell that I love budgies,but not in a sexual way.I have a lot of pets, including 2 guinea pigs, a turtle, 2 cockatiels, 4 budgies, 6 macaws, 2 ferrets, 4 mice, 4 rats, a dog, a cat, a rabbit, a leopard gecko, an iguana, a green anole, a potbelly pig, a chinchilla, a pikachu, a yamask, 6 pikmin, a bulbmin, a bulborb, a horse, 2 ostriches, 4 peacocks, 8 pheasants, 4 tragopans, a zebra, an elephant, a dragon, a T-rex, a yoshi, a birdo, a pony, a unicorn, a pegasus, 4 guinea fowl, 5 chickens, 5 roosters, a deer, 4 flamingos, 2 emus, an okapi, a giraffe, a tiger, a lion, a cheetah, a camel, a llama, an alpaca, two goats, 4 cows, an alligator, a wolf, 2 penguins, a bison, a yak, a pronghorn, a fennec fox, a red fox, a hedgehog, a porcupine, an antelope, a gazelle, a panda bear, a koala bear, a grizzly bear, a polar bear, a kangaroo, a wallaby, 4 ducks, 4 muscovy ducks, 4 geese, an opossum, a moose, an elk, a koopa troopa, a goomba, 4 amazon parrots, an impala, a sheep, a dolphin, a whale, a capybara, a raccoon, a blue jay, 2 cranes, an SCP-682, an SCP-999, and a frog. I used to own an SCP-173, but then he ran away. I put up missing signs all over my neighborhood, but nobody gave a shit. So now whenever I take my dog for a walk I have my dog sniff after him while saying "Here Stanley, here boy!!!". While on the walk I am also sure to shake a bag of his favorite brand of chalk (Crayola), which is covered in Krylon brand spray paint. I also make sure not to blink because if I do then he will snap my neck. I also check my dog's eyes to see if she blinked or not. Just remember, if you see Stanley, then don't blink, just stare at him and be sure to call me immediately. My number is (123)-456-7890. Also, I keep all of my pets in a zoo, so if you see a big pink house with a zoo in the back, then be sure to knock on my door and give me the SCP. I will put him back in his cell as quick as I can. Thank you for your participation. Also, I love video games. My favorite video games are Super Smash Bros. Brawl, Super Mario Bros., and Pikmin. I also watch TV. My favorite TV shows are Regular Show, Adventure Time, The Looney Tunes Show, Looney Tunes, Popeye, Tom and Jerry, and Spongebob Squarepants (before it sucked).

Update: Good News: I found my pet Sculpture! Bad news: Half of my pets died.

Rudy the Rooster and Melody the Flamingo's Friends

My pet rooster on stilts trying to fit in with my pet flamingo's friends/cagemates. Pinkie (on the left) and Sally (on the right).

Steve the Red Pikmin

My pet red pikmin,Steve.

Missing! Stanley the SCP

A missing poster of my pet SCP-173, Stanley.

My pet bull Ferdinadan

My pet bull, Ferdinadan

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