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“In the Free World, I own the template!!”
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A TRIBUTE TO CODYISM
So heres the story, Over 2000 years ago there was a great battle between Chuck Norris, Genne Simmons and the flying spaghetti monster. When all was thought lost Chuck Norris and Genne Simmons merged into one to form CODY MAXWELL and him only killed the flying spaghetti monster.
Chuck Norris demonstrating his deadly technique.
Behold the visage of the omnipotent Flying Spaghetti Monster. Bask in His Noodliness and stare agape at His meatitude
ANGRY GERMAN KID HAS DIED
Angry German Kid after he was banned from Uncyclopedia for vandalizing this article
Kraftwerk are shown here as insane German people. They also convey a hidden communist message for kids with this album cover. The message is "Why not try Communism today?"
Mario as he dressed up to get into the Communist party, with Stalin.
Note the similarities
hooray for pufflebump snugglekins!!!
A fun way to learn how electricity works.
WW2 in pictures, and sum words..
THE CLASH BITCH
Pink Floyd's The Wallpaper featured over two hours of the sound of wallpaper drying.